"Waldorf is a hell of a town."
"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you can be yourself, or what whatever you want to be."
"Instead of going out and shooting people... why don't you start a band?"
"We got the shit and piss kicked out of us... one day I got beaten so badly, I laid in a puddle on my own piss and blood and urine... which is the same thing I guess... I wanna apologize to Australia for the words I just used!"
*ring ring* "...Hold on, we got to stop... Aaron, I told you to turn this off... Hold on, I want to see who called... We were singing about how poor we were, then like, the cell phone rings. Haha! --during acoustic version of "Waldorf Worldwide")
"Go back to the circus, FREAK!"
"I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime"
"I don't smile."
"You can call him Benjamin, that's what Momma calls him."
"We were put together by the label, we had to try out in a gymnasium... no, just kidding "
"Whether they play us on the radio or not, if they put us on MTV or not, it doesn't matter 'cause all of you guys are standing here and we're a family. Punk rock is a family."