However, this week's "National Enquirer", has set a new standard for absurdity. According to their source, Roger Clemens has signed a deal with Victoria's Secret to model a new swimsuit line just for crossdressers.
The Enquirer quotes an unnamed VP for Victoria's Secret as saying, "Mr. Clemens has indeed signed with us. He will be appearing in our new crossdressers catalog, and will also be making limited runway appearances."
The photographer credited with the photo released by the magazine, Sly Clix, had this to say, "Rajah has gwate bahdee fah ah mann. He gaht smooot skeen 'n ese vewwwy velwupchous. mmmmmmmmmmmm" [translation: Roger has (a) great body for a man. He's got smooth skin and is very voluptuous. mmmmmmmmmmmmm]
Noted, crossdresser activist, Hank "Victoria" Hardbody, welcomed the news and opined, "This will do wonders for the CD community, also I have got to find out who does his make-up and where he works out. Homegirl is working it!"
At press time, neither Clemens or his agent could be reached. Rockies management was likewise silent and refused comment.
