| GCS Service Solutions Newsletter Services you have been waiting for! October 2005 |
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| Just for Laughs� The English Language. Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?. Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth. Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth, If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables. What the does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down. And in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all). That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible, and why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends. |
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| Enjoy the World... | Gold Coast Resident Guide...Insurance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Florida...Florida teems with places to go, things to do � and in such vast variety that nobody�s passion is denied. Find Thanksgiving Special Packages, Round Trip ticket for $144.00, and more... |
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| There is only one company in Costa Rica that is authorized to sell insurance. It is called the INS �Instituto Nacional de Seguros�, which is a government monopoly. If you wish to be covered by any foreign company, you must hire your insurance off-shore and have them cover you in Costa Rica. Check out the different insurance policies you can have... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Special Rates to the U.S.A. & Canada with Delta Airlines... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| From Liberia... Atlanta: $236, Chicago: $278, Denver: $189, Boston: $200, Cincinnatti: $278, Houston: $236, New York: $320... |
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| Useful Information... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ADSL Soon in Guanacaste... Come sign up on our list and be one of the first to get the service... Internet Shopping� Have you ever wondered how to buy through the internet and have your things delivered directly in Guanacaste, without paying excessive Shipping & Handling Fees? Bill Payments� Stop making lines at the bank or going from one place to another... |
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| Hotel Recommendation... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Volcano Lodge at La Fortuna (Arenal Volcano Area) Volcano Lodge offers...Spacious and comfortable rooms with two double beds, air conditioning and private bath with abundant hot water, Each room has a private terrace overviewing the Arenal Volcano, Large swimming pool with private accommodation, Sun chairs, Jacuzzi... |
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| Mail Boxes Etc New Office at Coco Beach, Guanacaste... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Explore Costa Rica... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mail Boxes Etc Costa Rica, a UPS Company, has opened a new office at Coco Beach, Guanacaste. Check out everything Mail Boxes Etc offers you in Guanacaste... |
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| At the Gold Coast...Four Wheeler Tour, Jet Ski Rentals... Around Costa Rica...Arenal & Monteverde... During your visit to Costa Rica, it becomes necessary to visit the Arenal Volcano, one of the most active in the world, with constant eruptions that offer a unique scenery... |
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| Not In The Mood? Try A Quickie! Hate working out? Sick of all the rules related to what you should or shouldn�t do during exercise? Busy schedule? Travel a lot? Well, this is the place you want to be! |
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| Europcar Here's our Special Offer for you with Europcar. Unbelievably great rates... |
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| United Airlines files for Bankruptcy... New Delta Airlines Incredible Rates... |
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| Watermelon Cake... 30-Minute Meal... |
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