Greg- Good evening I�m the proclaimers. Nice to be here in E-burgh in Scotchland. Uh, coming from American there are so many famous Scottish people that we�re aware of, the vast contribution of Scotland to world culture. Geniuses even come to mind: Sheena Easten was fabulous at whatever the hell it is she does. And Rod Stewart who was a tremendous, uh, old blond hag. And the most famous Scottish person in American history would defiantly have to be Scotty from Star Treck. So everyone can do like a crap Scottish accent when they�re like five years old, unfortunately all you can say is �Captain, the engines are gonna blow!� which doesn�t come real handy in a taxi here, as I found out last night. I have gotta be speaking Esperanto when I get into the cabs because the cab drivers don�t understand I word I say. Every night I get into a cab after my show. Last night I ended up in Aberdeen you guys. I must sound like this to them nahanhanhanahanhana damnit nahahahahahahaha turn here nananahahanana wrong way dude! Cause this is what they sound like to me ughuhuguhugghuhurhguhhughg you speccy git! I�m gonna tell an airline joke now because I�m an American comedian and we are required by the union to tell an airline joke. Driving ov� I like to start all my airline jokes with driving. Driving over to the airport. Parked my car, got on the escalator went up, bought a ticket got on a plane, and then the hilarity began. Driving over to Scotland and boy was it wet! Um, flew over on Continental which is a great name for an airline. And something was up with the pilot man, he was having a bad pilot day. �Ugh this is your captain speaking, captain dough McKetney, I�ll be speaking to you from the cockpit. Today we�ll be traveling at an altitude of approximately 35,000 feet. Umm she�s gone I don�t know if you�ve ever woken up and founded the whole entire house empty, not even a god damn note! Estimated arrival time at London is 1:45 but really what�s the point ladies and gentlemen. Today�s on flight entertainment the battle of Britain and the Hindenbergh enjoy your flight. Thanks a lot you guys that�s been my time. Salt and Sauce. Thank you darling.