You, my friend, are way too cool for plain old stonewashed jeans. SoCal Surfwear (based out of Illinois, where dirt bikes and surfing were pioneered) is cool enough to realize that you need outrageous patterns on your clothing. Along with the aggro pants, "Whip it Out" tee, and Z Gatorz sunglasses, they market t-shits that don't quite reach your waistline for maximum attitude. But, what's this? An incredibly hot chick is in the upper-left-hand corner! The fact that she is wearing the Whip it Out T assures me that I can whip it out in her presence. A testament to her attractiveness is that she can look hot as hell in dumb gear. I wonder where she is now?