The summing continues: Another thing that sums up racing in general in the early '90s is the song "NASCAR" by Joe Satriani. "NASCAR", which is just "Summer Song" with a bunch of NASCAR crew chiefs talking to dead Winston Cup drivers (pretty depressing when you think about it, but we're here to have fun) dubbed in, sums up racing in the early '90s. I defy you to put on a race from that era and not have it match perfectly with the action. I can tell you one word that sums up Mr. Motorcycle gear: Suck. I am offended severely by the facts that these horrible pants feature my initials and that their designers had to have said, "Wow, that looks REALLY COOL!" when designing the jerseys. Pink AND purple!

Disjointed: The ugliest boot in the Alpinestars line is the choice of Jeff Matiasevich. If anybody knows how to look cool, it's him.

Take it to the max: When I was in eighth grade, this dude that was friends with the guy who rented our barn brought over a new '93 KLX 650. Lucky for us, it didn't need a key anymore, so we could ride it any time we wanted. Then the guy went to prison for three years and the bike was gone. That ended our fun in a hurry. Plus, we never got to wear this outfit or yell "Kawabunga!", a word that has not been used by anyone since 1994. I guess it wasn't all that cool after all.

What would Hammer do? Go back to the Early '90s MX Gear Hate Page!

The '80s are looking really good now, aren't they?