"The IFP Club"
"Did I just say utensils?"
"Mom this vacuum sux!"
::sneezes:: "I just sounded like a horse."
"I just like humped my chair."
"My mom just hit me in the head with a cabinet."
::sum1 burps:: "GREEN!"
"Im a smelly 80s punk rocker \m/ yea!"
"Theres a tampon in my shoe!"
::snatches chips:: "Dont tell anyone i stole the fishes!" ::runs away::
::coughing:: "Im choking on air."
"Hey kids! Dont forget to eat you vegetables."
"Laura is a shidiot."
"Did you just waft"
;;sings:: "Oh yes you do you know its true."
"I got a froggy named monkey."
::Lau drops her bag:: "Congradulations you are the winner."
"Therez a fake finger nail underneath my desk."
"I think Steve has the male version of PMS also known as MSB (Massive Sperm Buildup)"
"KOOD!"
"Buffering!"
"Im gonna finish b4 u"
"No ur not."
"Fucker."
