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An
Interview with Cool Dela Peña Part II |
by Antonio Vitug August 12,2001

Cool Dela Peña: It’s a beautiful life.
The “Ai-ly adopted” that fights.” I may be stupid but I don’t think I’m stupid
enough not to realize what they are trying to accomplish.”
Interviewer:
To begin with, can you tell us what is happening with your
life now, Cool?
Cool: I am so busy with my writing . I think I have so much to do these
days I have no time for anything else. As they say, in writing, nothing is
constant but rewriting. Though I haven’t put my books on the shelf yet. All
those “leaks” they are getting about my work are all due to their “drinking”
from my “bottle”.
Interviewer:
You said they are drinking from your “bottle”, just how is
that?
Cool:
(Smile) Yes. The technology of “bottling” people has already
reached us. When I was new with AI and all of these stuff, I was wondering of
course how is it possible. Until “sequence 65”, that is the time I realized,
well, I am not a hundred percent human at all.
Interviewer:
You have mentioned “sequence 65”, what is this all about?
Cool:
Sequence 65 refers to the realization by people that they
are both human and device. It refers to the initial access of AI with sometimes
a matching modem sound in your head. But then, the technology of silence has
already dawned. With things such as Supra Express available now, probably you
won’t hear it anymore when they access your device. So with it comes the
realization that you are equiped with computers, transmitters, receivers and
the like. That is why, when they refer to me as well-equiped, I blush(grin)
since sometimes it connotes being well-endowed(smile). You see, when I was at
Colegio de San Juan De Letran in Calamba, their high school principal, Mrs.
Quiachon, is shunning away from computers saying they are dehumanizing. I was
too ordinary to realize the impact of her comments then.
Interviewer:You
said computers are dehumanizing, so how do you cope?
Cool:
At first, I fight with it up to the point of appearing psychotic. But
eventually, I learned better defense mechanisms, ending up as a ‘homo subtle’.
In fact,I have started a contemporary language called Ukpur just to keep track
on who are my contemporaries.One of my major writing right now which is The
King and I (Harii i Uk), is being written on that language. What with ‘quant’
nowadays, you might as well have “mixed-up worlds” with multiple copies of the
same people to interact with. It helps me in identifying who is who, who are
really “on-line” and who are pretending to be “on-line”. When chaos begins to
sip-in, that’s the time I do “computer mode” and learned just to let go.
Interviewer:
What can you say about the Clintons?
Cool:
Honestly, I have nothing to do with any of them. My “ Incidental pull-over”
involving them was in the late October of 1996 when I was at the West Coast. It
is about a proposal for adoption made by some guys from their camp of which
they said they will handle all the paperworks during the time of chaos in 1996.
It was some kind of coming of age for me since I was new with applied AI. I
have accepted their proposal with only one purpose in mind, to work legally in
the US using the paper works they said they will prepare.

Four
years after a brief encounter with a real life “Hannibal Lecter”, he is still
very frightened. “ Although Alvin Caidic is not his real name, he can still
evoke deep anguish everytime I recall what they have done to him there. I can’t
help but shed tears?”
Interviewer:
Why do you think their group would propose to adopt you, considering your
twenty eight?
Cool:
I am not certain but maybe it has something to do with the million left by the
government for me during the chaos. They said the government is looking for me
to give me the million. You see, my AI started as primary expert system saying
“annihilation”. I did not realize that it was designed to be followed. That was
the period when a TWA flight, TWA 800, blasted in mid-air off the coast of Long
Island in New York thirty minutes after take-off from John F. Kennedy Airport.
After I heard them program the adoption with a corresponding adoption on the
part of Jeane Chretien and Tommy Lee(?), they instructed me to go to the border
near Bellingham which is just thirty minutes by BC Transit from downtown
Vancouver. When I said I will go home first to get my passport and some
belongings, they said I won’t be needing them. That’s the moment I got alarmed.
I may be stupid but I don’t think I’m stupid enough not to realize what they
are trying to accomplish. This is not the paper works I have in mind, I said to
myself. I have only a one-year visitor’s visa in Canada and I have no intentions
whatever to go illegal. So, I did never go there. I went to Calgary in Alberta
instead.(laughs)
Interviewer:
If the government is looking for you and your AI is designed to be followed,
how come they can’t see you?
Cool:
If they could see me in 1996, then it was not a chaos after all. (smile) Until
I have learned lately, those who initiated that adoption are in Olongapo City
in the Philippines attending APEC. The best thing is, my primary expert systems
last known transmission is the word “dance’.
Interviewer:
The one the government intends to give you, is it a million dollars?
Cool:
I don’t know but I hope it is not a million used-up
condoms.(laughs)
Interviewer: What can you say about Alvin Caidic?
Cool: What happened at the Tarlac Provincial Hospital in April of
1997 is giving me nightmares even now. Although Alvin Caidic is not his real
name, he can still evoke deep anguish everytime I recall what they have done to
him there. I can’t help but shed tears. It still gives me goosebumps and melancholy
that can be best paraphrased by the sentence “ The silence of the lambs is too
deafening, it echoes to the highest heavens.”
Interviewer: Why? Could you tell us what really
happened there?
Cool: Alvin Caidic is the child, about ten years old, raggedy and
frail, who was restrained side by side with me by several guys in the hospital.
We were both restrained on the receiving area when an old man appeared with a
scalpel on his hands devilishly grinning. After he had assesed us both like
choosing between us, he went for Alvin cutting his hands and feet like he was
dephalangizing him.When the other guys let me go, I run away from the area. I
was so scared I don’t know what to do.
Interviewer: What have you felt after the incident?
Cool: I was terrified of course. I was asking myself, why?
Whatever exactly happened to him, only those who were there can say it now.
Interviewer: Before we end this interview, any
final message?
Cool: I still believe that eventually, justice will prevail, that
the word poetic justice has still relevance in our lives. Well, you can not
blame Virginia for crying out loud, for God’s sake. Hey! I am no jackrabbit.