In this section of my page, I will list all the would-be Ricker Names. You can see the list of names that actually arrived on Greg’s page, but for every name that came, there were probably about 4-5 that didn’t arrive. I used to just think of names on the spot but eventually I got to the point where I had some names that I wanted to get so I started to write them down. When I wasn’t on the phone at work, or if I had some free time, I’d sit around and think up 20 names or so and put them in a notebook so that when I filled out the free stuff forms I’d have a bunch of names that I could use. I would have gotten around to getting all the names eventually, but as you know, I had to stop sending mail. It has been about 4 months or so, so I figure most of the names have come by now. Since that is the case, I’m going to list here all my names that I sent but never came. If any names do come, I’ll remove them. Without further ado, here are the lost Ricker Names.

2 Time Names – These are the names that got sent at least twice.

  1. Jon Flotation Device Ricker
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Dog On Fire
  4. Jon The Mafia Killed My Son Ricker
  5. Jon Obstruction To View Ricker
  6. Jon Strip Search Ricker
  7. Jon Corked Bat Ricker
  8. Rumplestiltskin
  9. Undeliverable Mail
  10. Jon Sexually Frustrated Ricker
  11. Jon Let Sleeping Rickers Lie
  12. Jon That’s Not Amore That’s Just Ricker
  13. Jon I Suck At Everything Ricker
  14. Jon Wedgie Ricker

1 Time Names – These are the names that got sent one time.

  1. Jon I Have 359 Aliases Ricker
  2. Jon Drunk As A Skunk Ricker
  3. Jon Corn Nuts Ricker
  4. Jon Buff Daddy Ricker
  5. Conan The Barbarian
  6. Random Weird Guy
  7. Cartman
  8. Oh Ricker, Where Art Thou?
  9. Et Tu, Ricker
  10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Ricker
  11. A Stitch In Time Saves Ricker
  12. To Be, or Not To Be, That Is The Ricker
  13. Superllama
  14. Jon Tea And Crumpets Ricker
  15. Crocapumpkin
  16. 2
  17. Q
  18. Big Gay Fish
  19. Mr. Rodgers
  20. He Man
  21. Jon Easter Eggs In My Pants Ricker
  22. Jon When Rickers Attack
  23. Psycho Gay
  24. Mighty Mouse
  25. Popeye
  26. Jon We Want To Race The Ricker
  27. Hannibal Lecter
  28. Jon Ricker Warrior Princess
  29. MacGeyver
  30. Mr. T
  31. Herman Melville
  32. Jon I Bowled A 300 Ricker
  33. Jon Kama Sutra Ricker
  34. Jon Gas Problems Ricker
  35. Pele
  36. Jon Married To The Mob Ricker
  37. Jon Cut My Jugular Ricker
  38. Psychotic Bitch
  39. Crazed Vietnam Veteran
  40. Drunk Mexican
  41. Jon Porn Hustler Ricker
  42. Jon Don’t Fret Ricker
  43. Inebriated Cow
  44. Marty McFly
  45. Indiana Jones
  46. Jon 100% Humidity Ricker
  47. Jon Smells Like Potpourri Ricker
  48. Port Butt
  49. Crocodile Dundee
  50. Deported Albanian
  51. Jon Blame Canada Ricker
  52. Jon Booster Seat Ricker
  53. Ass Clown
  54. Beavis
  55. Mayor McCheese
  56. Mr. Murder
  57. Dick Less
  58. Bat Boy
  59. Jon I Lost At Survivor Ricker
  60. Donkeymon
  61. Cosmo Dramer
  62. Captain Kirk
  63. Dr. Spock
  64. Mike Tyson
  65. Mario
  66. Luigi
  67. Captain Crunch
  68. El Diablo
  69. Jon This Is Not A Sex Toy Ricker
  70. Electric Eel
  71. Jon Low Sperm Count Ricker
  72. Bumble Bee Guy
  73. Jon I Wear A Bra Ricker
  74. Fart Knocker
  75. Clint Eastwood
  76. Clone Of Jon Ricker
  77. James Bond
  78. Jon Shaken Not Stirred Ricker
  79. Jon Flying Debris Ricker
  80. Terrible Bowling Kid
  81. Deranged Lunatic
  82. Chuck Yeager
  83. The White Michael Jordan
  84. Oily Bathtub
  85. Jon I Farted On This Ricker
  86. Fresh Prince Of Erie
  87. Irate Truck Driver
  88. Jon I Built The Great Wall Ricker
  89. Maximus Crotchius
  90. Jon Explosiion In My Pants Ricker
  91. Giant Flaming Pile Of Tires
  92. Oscar The Grouch
  93. Slacker Ricker
  94. Ben Hur
  95. Killer Zebu
  96. Jon Head Lice Ricker
  97. Imitation Ricker
  98. The White Tiger Woods
  99. Jon I’m Dying As I Write This Ricker
  100. Jon I Smell Funny Ricker
  101. Sleeping Ugly
  102. Dear Jon Ricker Letter
  103. Jon I Lost At Blackjack Ricker
  104. Jon Ricker Squared
  105. Bob Dole
  106. Jimmy Hoffa
  107. Bill And Ted’s Excellent Ricker
  108. Fox Mulder
  109. Dukes Of Ricker
  110. Quadriplegic Buffalo
  111. Bum Fuzz Ricker
  112. Overactive Thyroid Gland
  113. Myocardial Infarction
  114. Cardboard Cutout Ricker
  115. Altman
  116. Lost Fisherman
  117. Jon Leather Pants Ricker
  118. Jon I Was Violated With A Rake Ricker
  119. Jon Unibrow Ricker
  120. Oddjob
  121. Horny Mounted Deer Head
  122. Harry Potter
  123. Wet Duck
  124. Jon 4 Head Ricker
  125. This Is Junk Mail
  126. Jon Ingrown Groin Hair Ricker
  127. Butt Plug
  128. Jon I Have To Pee Ricker
  129. Jon I Am 197 Years Old Ricker
  130. Jon You Are The Weakest Link Ricker
  131. Goodbye
  132. Poop
  133. Jon Edited Sex Scene Ricker
  134. Jon Glass Eye Ricker
  135. Jon Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Ricker
  136. Sybil
  137. Flying Reindeer
  138. Eggplant Wizard
  139. Mother Brain
  140. Jon Please Kill Me Ricker
  141. P.O. Box 552
  142. Jack Kevorkian
  143. Reclining Weasel
  144. Flammable Go Kart
  145. Beach Blanket Ricker
  146. Jon Have You Seen My Underwear Ricker
  147. Skydiving Iguana
  148. Me
  149. Jon Stranded At Motel 6 Ricker
  150. Jon Ricker May Be Icy
  151. Demon Possessed Amulet
  152. Adult Deer Tick
  153. Giant Pile Of Spam
  154. Jon Pizza Cutter Ricker
  155. Jon Left Turn Signal Ricker
  156. Acetylsalicylic Ricker
  157. Jon Borscht Bandit Ricker
  158. Macho Man Jon Ricker
  159. Pol Pot
  160. Jon Onstar Lost Me Ricker
  161. Rusty Porch Swing
  162. Most Wanted Man In Canada
  163. Jon Fatal Error Ricker
  164. Jon Smelly Puke Ricker
  165. Jim Trafficant
  166. Jon Limp Scrotum Ricker
  167. Misanthropic Groundhog
  168. Jon English Translator Ricker
  169. Jon Deflated Limerick Ricker
  170. Jon Aqueous Burp Ricker
  171. Jon Lidocaine High Ricker
  172. Hey, Must Be The Ricker
  173. Jon What’s That Smell Ricker
  174. Jon Inconspicuous Tattoo Ricker
  175. Jon Where’s The Cream Filling Ricker
  176. Beardo
  177. Jon Wireless Electrode Ricker
  178. Jon FBI Stole My Stethoscope Ricker
  179. Defrosted Purple Pork Chop
  180. Jon Wet Spot Ricker
  181. Escaped Liger In New York
  182. Jon A Dingo Stole My Baby Ricker
  183. Stolen Toyota Celica
  184. Migrating Pothole
  185. Jon I Pick My Nose Ricker
  186. Jon No Means No Ricker
  187. John Bowser
  188. All Rickers Half Off
  189. Midget With A Bowel Problem
  190. Clogging Mestizo
  191. Jon Corn On My Cob Ricker
  192. Jon Road Rage Ricker
  193. Deer Peeing On A Flagpole
  194. Jon Vesuvius In My Pants Ricker
  195. Retroactive Fork
  196. Jon Ricker Likes Men
  197. Mail This If You Are Gay
  198. Deep Throat
  199. The Crotchfather
  200. Carson Daly
  201. Jon I Pay For Sex Ricker
  202. Jon Flirting With Disaster Ricker
  203. The Gingerbread Man
  204. New Kids On The Ricker
  205. Jon French Maid Ricker
  206. Who Framed Roger Ricker?
  207. Jon Love Child Ricker
  208. Our Olympic Hero Jon Ricker
  209. Jon .9% APR Ricker
  210. Perturbed Shaman
  211. Snoring Gondola
  212. Maverick
  213. Jon Ricker Impersonator
  214. Jon Lube Job Ricker
  215. 1 + 1 = Ricker
  216. Jon Riboflavin Deficiency Ricker
  217. The Popemobile
  218. Reverse Vampire
  219. Josie And The Rickers
  220. Jon Bald Spot Ricker
  221. Doctor Dolphin
  222. Flavorless Bullion Cube
  223. Wrinkle Free Chewing Gum
  224. The Dolphin King
  225. Jon I Lost To Glass Joe Ricker
  226. Jon My Other Hand Is In My Pants Ricker
  227. Lint Magnet
  228. Jon Drop And Give Me 20 Ricker
  229. Jon X Marks The Spot Ricker
  230. Dr. Ricker I Presume?
  231. Correct As Always King Ricker
  232. My Kingdom For A Ricker
  233. Cat Herder
  234. Jon Sticky Buns Ricker
  235. Ron Jeremy
  236. Conrholio
  237. Inductively Coupled Plasma
  238. Stupid Late Chick
  239. Pot Smoking Celery
  240. Hostile Sewing Machine
  241. Jon I Violated This Letter Ricker
  242. Ricker Crack Corn And I Don’t Care
  243. Upside Down Ping Pong Ball
  244. Steve-O
  245. Paging Dr. Ricker
  246. Julian Crane
  247. Judge Judy
  248. Dilapidated Army Cot
  249. Jon Poontang Pie Ricker
  250. Disgruntled Postal Worker
  251. Pee Wee Herman Scares Me
  252. See Spot Run.
  253. Jon I Shave My Legs Ricker
  254. Wicked Witch Of The Ricker
  255. Jon Watered Down Ricker
  256. Colombian Drug Lord
  257. Bag Of Flaming Poo
  258. Unopened Coffee Can
  259. 100 Bottles Of Ricker On The Wall
  260. Diet Ricker
  261. The Ghost Of Jon Ricker
  262. Jon Electrified Crotch Ricker
  263. Beached Whale
  264. Jon R Is For Ricker
  265. Jon Please Try Again Ricker
  266. Jon Actual Size May Vary Ricker
  267. Jon 2nd Hand Smoke Ricker
  268. Jon Every 3000 Miles Ricker
  269. Every Ricker Has Its Thorn
  270. Robocrotch
  271. Jon Backdoor Lover Ricker
  272. Lee Greenwood Is Annoying
  273. Jon Moral Majority Ricker
  274. Trapped Earthquake Victim
  275. Huggy Bear
  276. Talking Brick Wall
  277. Beward The Curse Of Ricker
  278. Jon Sonic Boom Ricker
  279. Zangief
  280. Lovestruck Car Alarm
  281. Frosty Charcoal Briquette
  282. Egon Spangler
  283. Jon Rods And Cones Ricker
  284. Mr. Peanut
  285. Jon Exploding Greenhouse Ricker
  286. Don Nascarote
  287. Joe Polite
  288. Monty Python And The Holy Ricker
  289. Jon Spastic Colon Ricker
  290. Dale Jarrett Sucks!
  291. Grope Me Barbie
  292. Jon The Pirates Bite Ricker
  293. Potbellied Diaphragm
  294. Punky Brewster
  295. Fat Albert
  296. Free To Good Home : Ricker
  297. Jon Silicone Implants Ricker
  298. Chain Smoking Polar Bear
  299. Carbon 13 Dated Ricker
  300. Jon Spanish Fly Ricker
  301. Jon I Use Viagra Ricker
  302. A Ricker In Time Saves Nine
  303. Jon Mountain Dew Frame Ricker
  304. Jon You Talking To Me? Ricker
  305. Jon I Bathe With Men Ricker
  306. Who Killed Jon Ricker?
  307. Jon Ricker Lopez Fitzgerald
  308. Jon Pea Stuck In My Nose Ricker
  309. Jon I Have Cleavage Ricker
  310. Homosexual Lawn Dart
  311. Jon Inspected By Number Ricker
  312. Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Ricker
  313. Dead Hooker
  314. Norm McDonald
  315. Long Dong Silver
  316. Phil English Is Fat – We did get Phil English, but I wanted The whole name, so didn’t cross it off.
  317. Parker Bohn III
  318. Jon I Will Bury You Ricker
  319. King Ricker
  320. Sir Acorn Of Squirrel
  321. Ten Car Sucks
  322. Jon Born On The Fourth Of July Ricker
  323. Ricker Scrapbook II
  324. Timmy
  325. Jon Synapse Function Ricker
  326. Red China
  327. South Pacific
  328. Joe McCarthy
  329. Television

President Names – I sent mail to all former Presidents twice. Here are the names that never made it.

  1. George Washington
  2. John Adams
  3. Thomas Jefferson
  4. James Monroe
  5. John Quincy Adams
  6. Andrew Jackson
  7. John Tyler
  8. James Polk
  9. Millard Fillmore
  10. Franklin Pierce
  11. James Buchanan
  12. Abraham Lincoln
  13. Rutherford B. Hayes
  14. James Garfield
  15. Chester A. Arthur
  16. Grover Cleveland
  17. William McKinley
  18. Theodore Roosevelt
  19. Calvin Coolidge
  20. Harry S. Truman
  21. Dwight Eisenhower
  22. Richard Nixon
  23. Jimmy Carter
  24. Ronald Reagan

If you add all these up, it comes to a grand total of 367 Ricker Names that never came. That’s quite a few. Now in case you can’t get enough, here were the next names on the list that never got sent at all.

  1. Gobbles
  2. Toxic Waste Dump
  3. Jon Charlie Balls Ricker
  4. Chester Cheetah
  5. Special Agent Jon Ricker
  6. Captain America
  7. Talking Chihuahua
  8. Jon Biplane Ricker
  9. Rudy
  10. Edgar Allen Poe
  11. Jon You Blew It Ricker
  12. Jon Code Red Ricker
  13. The Famous Jon Ricker
  14. Jon Pocket Fisherman Ricker
  15. Ron Popeil
  16. Jon Too Hot To Handle Ricker
  17. Y2J
  18. Jon I Like Pong Ricker
  19. Donkey Kong
  20. Jon Heaving Bosoms Ricker
  21. Slimy Doorknob
  22. Overweight Bookend
  23. Hurricane Ricker
  24. Jon Shrinkage Ricker
  25. Venus De Ricker
  26. Vincent Van D’Oh
  27. Jon Grassy Knoll Ricker
  28. Oliver Stone
  29. President Jackass
  30. Jon Hooked On Phonics Ricker
  31. Bass Bass
  32. Axl Rose
  33. The 1-2-3 Ricker
  34. The Ricker Factor
  35. Jon Sock Hop Ricker
  36. Jon Tree Hugger Ricker
  37. Fox In Socks
  38. Homer Sexual
  39. Shower Man
  40. Jon Emergency Vasectomy Ricker
  41. Jon Sundial Ricker
  42. Tinky Winky
  43. Ricker Without A Cause
  44. Gone With The Ricker
  45. A Streetcar Named Ricker
  46. Fiddler On The Ricker

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