In this section of my page, I will list all the would-be Ricker Names. You can see the list of names that actually arrived on Greg’s page, but for every name that came, there were probably about 4-5 that didn’t arrive. I used to just think of names on the spot but eventually I got to the point where I had some names that I wanted to get so I started to write them down. When I wasn’t on the phone at work, or if I had some free time, I’d sit around and think up 20 names or so and put them in a notebook so that when I filled out the free stuff forms I’d have a bunch of names that I could use. I would have gotten around to getting all the names eventually, but as you know, I had to stop sending mail. It has been about 4 months or so, so I figure most of the names have come by now. Since that is the case, I’m going to list here all my names that I sent but never came. If any names do come, I’ll remove them. Without further ado, here are the lost Ricker Names.
2 Time Names – These are the names that got sent at least twice.
- Jon Flotation Device Ricker
- Darth Vader
- Dog On Fire
- Jon The Mafia Killed My Son Ricker
- Jon Obstruction To View Ricker
- Jon Strip Search Ricker
- Jon Corked Bat Ricker
- Rumplestiltskin
- Undeliverable Mail
- Jon Sexually Frustrated Ricker
- Jon Let Sleeping Rickers Lie
- Jon That’s Not Amore That’s Just Ricker
- Jon I Suck At Everything Ricker
- Jon Wedgie Ricker
1 Time Names – These are the names that got sent one time.
- Jon I Have 359 Aliases Ricker
- Jon Drunk As A Skunk Ricker
- Jon Corn Nuts Ricker
- Jon Buff Daddy Ricker
- Conan The Barbarian
- Random Weird Guy
- Cartman
- Oh Ricker, Where Art Thou?
- Et Tu, Ricker
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Ricker
- A Stitch In Time Saves Ricker
- To Be, or Not To Be, That Is The Ricker
- Superllama
- Jon Tea And Crumpets Ricker
- Crocapumpkin
- 2
- Q
- Big Gay Fish
- Mr. Rodgers
- He Man
- Jon Easter Eggs In My Pants Ricker
- Jon When Rickers Attack
- Psycho Gay
- Mighty Mouse
- Popeye
- Jon We Want To Race The Ricker
- Hannibal Lecter
- Jon Ricker Warrior Princess
- MacGeyver
- Mr. T
- Herman Melville
- Jon I Bowled A 300 Ricker
- Jon Kama Sutra Ricker
- Jon Gas Problems Ricker
- Pele
- Jon Married To The Mob Ricker
- Jon Cut My Jugular Ricker
- Psychotic Bitch
- Crazed Vietnam Veteran
- Drunk Mexican
- Jon Porn Hustler Ricker
- Jon Don’t Fret Ricker
- Inebriated Cow
- Marty McFly
- Indiana Jones
- Jon 100% Humidity Ricker
- Jon Smells Like Potpourri Ricker
- Port Butt
- Crocodile Dundee
- Deported Albanian
- Jon Blame Canada Ricker
- Jon Booster Seat Ricker
- Ass Clown
- Beavis
- Mayor McCheese
- Mr. Murder
- Dick Less
- Bat Boy
- Jon I Lost At Survivor Ricker
- Donkeymon
- Cosmo Dramer
- Captain Kirk
- Dr. Spock
- Mike Tyson
- Mario
- Luigi
- Captain Crunch
- El Diablo
- Jon This Is Not A Sex Toy Ricker
- Electric Eel
- Jon Low Sperm Count Ricker
- Bumble Bee Guy
- Jon I Wear A Bra Ricker
- Fart Knocker
- Clint Eastwood
- Clone Of Jon Ricker
- James Bond
- Jon Shaken Not Stirred Ricker
- Jon Flying Debris Ricker
- Terrible Bowling Kid
- Deranged Lunatic
- Chuck Yeager
- The White Michael Jordan
- Oily Bathtub
- Jon I Farted On This Ricker
- Fresh Prince Of Erie
- Irate Truck Driver
- Jon I Built The Great Wall Ricker
- Maximus Crotchius
- Jon Explosiion In My Pants Ricker
- Giant Flaming Pile Of Tires
- Oscar The Grouch
- Slacker Ricker
- Ben Hur
- Killer Zebu
- Jon Head Lice Ricker
- Imitation Ricker
- The White Tiger Woods
- Jon I’m Dying As I Write This Ricker
- Jon I Smell Funny Ricker
- Sleeping Ugly
- Dear Jon Ricker Letter
- Jon I Lost At Blackjack Ricker
- Jon Ricker Squared
- Bob Dole
- Jimmy Hoffa
- Bill And Ted’s Excellent Ricker
- Fox Mulder
- Dukes Of Ricker
- Quadriplegic Buffalo
- Bum Fuzz Ricker
- Overactive Thyroid Gland
- Myocardial Infarction
- Cardboard Cutout Ricker
- Altman
- Lost Fisherman
- Jon Leather Pants Ricker
- Jon I Was Violated With A Rake Ricker
- Jon Unibrow Ricker
- Oddjob
- Horny Mounted Deer Head
- Harry Potter
- Wet Duck
- Jon 4 Head Ricker
- This Is Junk Mail
- Jon Ingrown Groin Hair Ricker
- Butt Plug
- Jon I Have To Pee Ricker
- Jon I Am 197 Years Old Ricker
- Jon You Are The Weakest Link Ricker
- Goodbye
- Poop
- Jon Edited Sex Scene Ricker
- Jon Glass Eye Ricker
- Jon Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Ricker
- Sybil
- Flying Reindeer
- Eggplant Wizard
- Mother Brain
- Jon Please Kill Me Ricker
- P.O. Box 552
- Jack Kevorkian
- Reclining Weasel
- Flammable Go Kart
- Beach Blanket Ricker
- Jon Have You Seen My Underwear Ricker
- Skydiving Iguana
- Me
- Jon Stranded At Motel 6 Ricker
- Jon Ricker May Be Icy
- Demon Possessed Amulet
- Adult Deer Tick
- Giant Pile Of Spam
- Jon Pizza Cutter Ricker
- Jon Left Turn Signal Ricker
- Acetylsalicylic Ricker
- Jon Borscht Bandit Ricker
- Macho Man Jon Ricker
- Pol Pot
- Jon Onstar Lost Me Ricker
- Rusty Porch Swing
- Most Wanted Man In Canada
- Jon Fatal Error Ricker
- Jon Smelly Puke Ricker
- Jim Trafficant
- Jon Limp Scrotum Ricker
- Misanthropic Groundhog
- Jon English Translator Ricker
- Jon Deflated Limerick Ricker
- Jon Aqueous Burp Ricker
- Jon Lidocaine High Ricker
- Hey, Must Be The Ricker
- Jon What’s That Smell Ricker
- Jon Inconspicuous Tattoo Ricker
- Jon Where’s The Cream Filling Ricker
- Beardo
- Jon Wireless Electrode Ricker
- Jon FBI Stole My Stethoscope Ricker
- Defrosted Purple Pork Chop
- Jon Wet Spot Ricker
- Escaped Liger In New York
- Jon A Dingo Stole My Baby Ricker
- Stolen Toyota Celica
- Migrating Pothole
- Jon I Pick My Nose Ricker
- Jon No Means No Ricker
- John Bowser
- All Rickers Half Off
- Midget With A Bowel Problem
- Clogging Mestizo
- Jon Corn On My Cob Ricker
- Jon Road Rage Ricker
- Deer Peeing On A Flagpole
- Jon Vesuvius In My Pants Ricker
- Retroactive Fork
- Jon Ricker Likes Men
- Mail This If You Are Gay
- Deep Throat
- The Crotchfather
- Carson Daly
- Jon I Pay For Sex Ricker
- Jon Flirting With Disaster Ricker
- The Gingerbread Man
- New Kids On The Ricker
- Jon French Maid Ricker
- Who Framed Roger Ricker?
- Jon Love Child Ricker
- Our Olympic Hero Jon Ricker
- Jon .9% APR Ricker
- Perturbed Shaman
- Snoring Gondola
- Maverick
- Jon Ricker Impersonator
- Jon Lube Job Ricker
- 1 + 1 = Ricker
- Jon Riboflavin Deficiency Ricker
- The Popemobile
- Reverse Vampire
- Josie And The Rickers
- Jon Bald Spot Ricker
- Doctor Dolphin
- Flavorless Bullion Cube
- Wrinkle Free Chewing Gum
- The Dolphin King
- Jon I Lost To Glass Joe Ricker
- Jon My Other Hand Is In My Pants Ricker
- Lint Magnet
- Jon Drop And Give Me 20 Ricker
- Jon X Marks The Spot Ricker
- Dr. Ricker I Presume?
- Correct As Always King Ricker
- My Kingdom For A Ricker
- Cat Herder
- Jon Sticky Buns Ricker
- Ron Jeremy
- Conrholio
- Inductively Coupled Plasma
- Stupid Late Chick
- Pot Smoking Celery
- Hostile Sewing Machine
- Jon I Violated This Letter Ricker
- Ricker Crack Corn And I Don’t Care
- Upside Down Ping Pong Ball
- Steve-O
- Paging Dr. Ricker
- Julian Crane
- Judge Judy
- Dilapidated Army Cot
- Jon Poontang Pie Ricker
- Disgruntled Postal Worker
- Pee Wee Herman Scares Me
- See Spot Run.
- Jon I Shave My Legs Ricker
- Wicked Witch Of The Ricker
- Jon Watered Down Ricker
- Colombian Drug Lord
- Bag Of Flaming Poo
- Unopened Coffee Can
- 100 Bottles Of Ricker On The Wall
- Diet Ricker
- The Ghost Of Jon Ricker
- Jon Electrified Crotch Ricker
- Beached Whale
- Jon R Is For Ricker
- Jon Please Try Again Ricker
- Jon Actual Size May Vary Ricker
- Jon 2nd Hand Smoke Ricker
- Jon Every 3000 Miles Ricker
- Every Ricker Has Its Thorn
- Robocrotch
- Jon Backdoor Lover Ricker
- Lee Greenwood Is Annoying
- Jon Moral Majority Ricker
- Trapped Earthquake Victim
- Huggy Bear
- Talking Brick Wall
- Beward The Curse Of Ricker
- Jon Sonic Boom Ricker
- Zangief
- Lovestruck Car Alarm
- Frosty Charcoal Briquette
- Egon Spangler
- Jon Rods And Cones Ricker
- Mr. Peanut
- Jon Exploding Greenhouse Ricker
- Don Nascarote
- Joe Polite
- Monty Python And The Holy Ricker
- Jon Spastic Colon Ricker
- Dale Jarrett Sucks!
- Grope Me Barbie
- Jon The Pirates Bite Ricker
- Potbellied Diaphragm
- Punky Brewster
- Fat Albert
- Free To Good Home : Ricker
- Jon Silicone Implants Ricker
- Chain Smoking Polar Bear
- Carbon 13 Dated Ricker
- Jon Spanish Fly Ricker
- Jon I Use Viagra Ricker
- A Ricker In Time Saves Nine
- Jon Mountain Dew Frame Ricker
- Jon You Talking To Me? Ricker
- Jon I Bathe With Men Ricker
- Who Killed Jon Ricker?
- Jon Ricker Lopez Fitzgerald
- Jon Pea Stuck In My Nose Ricker
- Jon I Have Cleavage Ricker
- Homosexual Lawn Dart
- Jon Inspected By Number Ricker
- Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Ricker
- Dead Hooker
- Norm McDonald
- Long Dong Silver
- Phil English Is Fat – We did get Phil English, but I wanted The whole name, so didn’t cross it off.
- Parker Bohn III
- Jon I Will Bury You Ricker
- King Ricker
- Sir Acorn Of Squirrel
- Ten Car Sucks
- Jon Born On The Fourth Of July Ricker
- Ricker Scrapbook II
- Timmy
- Jon Synapse Function Ricker
- Red China
- South Pacific
- Joe McCarthy
- Television
President Names – I sent mail to all former Presidents twice. Here are the names that never made it.
- George Washington
- John Adams
- Thomas Jefferson
- James Monroe
- John Quincy Adams
- Andrew Jackson
- John Tyler
- James Polk
- Millard Fillmore
- Franklin Pierce
- James Buchanan
- Abraham Lincoln
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- James Garfield
- Chester A. Arthur
- Grover Cleveland
- William McKinley
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Calvin Coolidge
- Harry S. Truman
- Dwight Eisenhower
- Richard Nixon
- Jimmy Carter
- Ronald Reagan
If you add all these up, it comes to a grand total of 367 Ricker Names that never came. That’s quite a few. Now in case you can’t get enough, here were the next names on the list that never got sent at all.
- Gobbles
- Toxic Waste Dump
- Jon Charlie Balls Ricker
- Chester Cheetah
- Special Agent Jon Ricker
- Captain America
- Talking Chihuahua
- Jon Biplane Ricker
- Rudy
- Edgar Allen Poe
- Jon You Blew It Ricker
- Jon Code Red Ricker
- The Famous Jon Ricker
- Jon Pocket Fisherman Ricker
- Ron Popeil
- Jon Too Hot To Handle Ricker
- Y2J
- Jon I Like Pong Ricker
- Donkey Kong
- Jon Heaving Bosoms Ricker
- Slimy Doorknob
- Overweight Bookend
- Hurricane Ricker
- Jon Shrinkage Ricker
- Venus De Ricker
- Vincent Van D’Oh
- Jon Grassy Knoll Ricker
- Oliver Stone
- President Jackass
- Jon Hooked On Phonics Ricker
- Bass Bass
- Axl Rose
- The 1-2-3 Ricker
- The Ricker Factor
- Jon Sock Hop Ricker
- Jon Tree Hugger Ricker
- Fox In Socks
- Homer Sexual
- Shower Man
- Jon Emergency Vasectomy Ricker
- Jon Sundial Ricker
- Tinky Winky
- Ricker Without A Cause
- Gone With The Ricker
- A Streetcar Named Ricker
- Fiddler On The Ricker
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