Look at the size of that flounder. It's Huge! - Jeremy
Kind of like and enema, it's good to have done every once in a while - B
Wearing only an aluminum ladder - Tim
Nice Headset. - B
Get out of there you geriatric whore! - Ricker
You have to kick those Vulpex's asses - B
Ricker's Major - Jet propelled masturbation - Greg
Obviouslly he's a necropheliac - B
Hey, Butterly is back, Damn bitch. - Ricker
Yes, I've got a temporary girlfriend. - Ricker
An S on a U.S. coin means it's minted here. Denver? - Jeopardy
I prefer to play without hands. - Jeremy
Rob was playing with his weapon today. - Ricker
Nothing says "do me" like underwear the color of dirt. - Yoder
This road looks familiar. - Tim (before driving around in a circle.)
Here grab the end of this. - Yoder
Put a bandage on it." - WWF medic after seeing Chyna with mangled hand.
It's double action, it goes both ways. - Ricker
You were sodimizing deer? - Matt
followed by - Yeah, I could have used it. - Ricker
A few minutes later - I could go for more - Ricker
followed by - What, deer? - Yoder
I hope Pete is not dead. - Greg
Who's raping me from behind? - Alan
What's a cum dot? - Alan
I don't like my women top heavy. - B
You're pointing in my direction, are you offering? - Ricker
He took points off because I had diagonal runs. - Alan
At least I'm glad my roommate doesn't have boobs. - Rob
We had sex with a dog. Lucky - Greg in response to Matt
Nice throw, Jackass. - Greg
I always take my ball out ... to see what they're doing. - Greg
They could have raped Brandon in his sleep. - Tim
Yeah, when I walked in, Greg was humping Ricker. - Yoder
Don't try to force it, just let it happen. - Ricker
Oh, I could beat if off in a hurry. - Yoder
Where's this guy's butt? I don't see it. - Jeremy
Go look over by the stripper. - Ricker
Only if they screw me, then I screw them right back. - Ricker
It's not real nudity, It's just Yoder type nudity - Tim
Jeremy is your bitch, right Tim? - Ricker
Yeah, he's my bitch - Tim
Save me, Jebus - The Simpsons
I don't do old ladies. I cut the line at about 35. - Greg
Maybe I should be bisexual, I might have more better luck with men then I do with women. - Ricker
Sorry, Bob, Just slap me next time. - Ray Evernham
I'd crash my Mom to win my first race! - Mike Skinner
I've never been successful at doing any women. - Rob
I'm going to go back and go to bed - Jeremy
followed by.. I'll join you. - Tim
That's what your mom said last night. - Tim
Was it worth it Rob? 150 dollars for 5 minutes of pleasure with a golf club. - Ricker
Can I borrow your dongle? - Ricker
If that was true, I think I'd have myself castrated. - Ricker
I think that's affecting me, too much clothing. - Greg