Movies No One Should Ever Watch
On
this page, I’m going to put up a list of movie that no one in their right mind
should ever watch. It’s not going
to be very long since most movies I watch have at least some redeeming
qualities. I just don’t think
that anyone should be subjected to the horror of these movies.
Please watch these under my expressed written warning.
I’ll give the name and a reason you shouldn’t watch it.
1.
At Play In The Fields Of The Lord - This movie got Jeremy banned from renting
movies for the next 3 years. It has
tons of naked African guys and the worse thing ever, Kathy Bates Naked.
I’m glad I looked away at the last second or I would have been blinded
for life.
2.
Heavenly Creatures - 2 school children beat the one’s mother to death
with a sock filled with bricks. I
don’t need to see that.
3.
Sweet November - People began to leave about 30 minutes into the movie and some more
left every 10 minutes after that. If
people walk out after spending money, you know it’s bad.
4.
In The Bedroom - Boring movie with a stupid plot.
I don’t know how it was nominated for best picture.
I could make a better movie than this.
5. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - This is a horrible movie about some guy who's on drugs all the time and the stupid stuff he does. I only watched it because I was on my Christina Ricci kick. This is very very bad.
6. Feardotcom - This is a horror movie that is terrible. I enjoy bad horror movies that I can laugh at, but they actually tried on this one to make some sort of plot. Too bad it failed miserably.