Quotes/Accomplishments from work.

Jen likes women and old men. - Amy

I like Bob. - Jen

Wow, you're good. - Ruth(after Sam found pair of edible underwear).

Are you sure you're not blonde? - Wes

Jen runs over weed whackers with golf cart.

Well, Chris, it looks like you're going to paint crew. - Steve(talking to Brian.)

I'm just the physical plant slut. - Brian

She must be a pretty faithful nympho. - Matt

Sam's an idiot. - Jen

Sam's a jerk. - Jen

I hate Sam - Jen

Where's Brian? - Everyone

6/1 - Jen hits me in head with marker.

That whore - Jen - after women pulls out flower she planted.

Hot Damn. - Jen

Hey Steve, can I fire Sam? - Dave

Thug's(Chris's) grandpa keeps bringing in his lunch, even though he hasn't worked here in a month.

Amy might replace you... but she'd have to put out a little more. - Wes

If you leave, Brain is going to take over for you.� He'll move from painter trash to bush bitch. - Wes

Ice Cream Place!!� Ice Cream Place!! - Jen

Dave... can I come weed whack?�� No!!� Please...� No!!� -Matt talking to Dave.

I ain't no sh*t packer. - Bob

And then there was December... I didn't have sex until the 31st... Almost didn't make it... - Sam

There's no way she can fit in that car.� Maybe we should let her use the dump truck. - Dave(talking about the liason.)

You're not as blantanly slutty. - Brian

Do you want me to lick those off for you? - Amy

I don't like boys right now. - Amy

I'm a big girl... You certain think you are... Jynx replying to Amy

That'd be a great sex toy... my wife might like it. - Dave

I have to be single for summer. - Amy

Hold on, I need a chew... I need nicotine... I've got the shakes. - Dave

Hey, it looks like the dyke got a new vehicle. - Dave

I want to poke out Sam's eyes with toothpicks. - Jen

We had a pubic hair shrine. - Jen

If you don't get out of that car in 30 seconds... I'll drag you out by your balls. Well, what about Jen and Amy? Yeah, we don't have balls. - Dave yelling at me followed by me and then Amy replying to his statement.

I have bugs in my hair. - Jen

I saw my grandpa naked. It was bad. - Jen

She's a dark angel from hell. - Sam

I'd like to see her layed out on a table. Who Jen? No Amy. -Wes and Bob talking.

He's queer - Derek

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