Girl: i'm in a twin sandwich...i love it
Benji: akward moment *looks down*
Post: Dear Joel and Benji,you guys are always fighing and i think since you're brothers you guys should hug at least once
Joel: No.Sorry.No
Benji: yeh, Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes hands alot
Joel: G to the mother fuckin C!!
Benji: *on a low rider bike* this is what the horn on my car sounds like 'out of the way, out of the way!' *breaks horn*
Paul: i went from band member to extra just like that,the story of my life,it's cool
Joel: Ow!..that was my friend Tony from Mest and er..i'm gonna go kick his ass right now!
Benji: we're white trash but i don't want it to be like a Crazy Town video *does impression* 'Wassup!'
Girl: Joel take your shirt off!
Joel: you take off yours!
Joel: hi i'm Joel and this is my brother Benji
Benji: i hate you
Bloke: i'm really touched that this really honest,heart felt message came from someone who calls themselves 'big pile of poo'
(Paul and Joel stare blankly)
Joel:hey big pile off poo...i like you
Joel: the only weird twin story that we have is that we both had the same dream...but i wont tell that story...Paul hates that story
Paul: i hate it!
Benji: Joel,even though everybody makes fun of you,your doin a great job.
Joel: well,that raises my confidence alot!
Billy: (talking about silverchair) they're my number 1 top favourite band
Bloke: really?
Billy: they're the reason i started playing music
Benji: 1 egg,1 sperm,2 babies!
Joel:they think i'm funny mom!
Joel to Benji: Shut Up!
Joel: ok who stole my wallet!
Joel: Benji's the evil twin
Joel: the whole band is like a marriage
Joel: call him Benjamin, that's what mamma calls him
Joel: every other guy i know had their first kiss at 12
Pierre(simple plan):you do that the same way you just did again and i'll fuck you hard tonight man!
Joel: you guys in the studio are all like...'you do that ONE more time and i'll...i'll..i'll just lick your balls man!'.It's only gay if you swallow!
Joel: walkin along the..grass,ya told me...ah y'all i forgot words (forgetting the words to seasons)
Benji: i usually hit my head against the wall
Benji: *Tony from Mest tries to kiss him* aw dude no!
Benji: if your not pregnant i want you going home pregnant!
Benji: they call me Benji,they call him Joel
Benji: Joel smells like my ass
Benji: state your position!
Benji: bonjour biatch!
Benji: i'm the self-proclaimed leader of the band
Paul: are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph
Paul:i'm the bass player...nobody has a crush on the bass player
Paul: they're laughing at Paul not with paul
Paul: look! i know a cross-dresser when i see one! (talking about Justin Timberlake)
Paul: dude i never drink beer.never.
Joel: you just did
Paul: oh.
Paul: i'm not gay!
Person: dya know you're the best band in the world?
Paul: *nods* i know
Paul:Cash? he's a...um..a pit-bull
Billy: i'm not famous, you are all just crazy
Billy: you don't wanna go near the inside of that,our van stinks
Billy: Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once.We videotaped it!
Billy: picture? SURE!you want a picture? lets take a picture!
Billy: you ever think about saucepans?
Joel: saucepans? um...no
Billy: me neither