"Change the Channel and Die."*smiles*
"The same thing happened to me. I thought 'ymca' was about uh..about man-boy love and uh..it turned out to be just a popular place for kids to hang out. Ruined it for me." (talking about why the lead singer of AFI doesn't tell the meaning of the lyrics)
"Life is Benji..The rest are details..Life is Benji"
"Joel loves Legos."
"Labels are for soup cans."
"No, I will not do a sex scene with Demi Moore..she's going out with Ashton Kutcher"
"I used to work are Target until I went to a work event with a tuxedo painted on my naked body, punch spilled..long story."
"Don't cry Joel, it's embarassing, your going to embarass yourself."
"I like to rip tags off mattresses."
"It doesn't take long 'cuz I wear the same stuff everyday basically."
"Sorry, Mom, I like to make-out!"
"Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes his hands alot."
(shaking his hips) "Someone call te fire Department, this one's outta control."
"Hey guys, I have some bad news for you, we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil' Bow-wow. Sorry our bad!!"
"He's what you call a loser folks.LOSER" (about twin brother Joel)
"Carson, You SUCK!"
"We like to go to shopping malls and Harass people."
"It's alright Joel, Keep my socks but I'm keeping your Dildo!"
"What? You want my number? My cell is broke. *phone rings* Hello?"
"Yeah on our day off we went to Disney for the first time. Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'come on guys, lets hurry up to space moutian.' And this morning when I went into the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When you Wish upon and Star!"
"I jumped on my bed in the hotel room. I hit my head on the celing. It hurt. That never really happened."
"1 egg...1 sperm...2 babies!" (about Him and Joel)
"Their intro song of the album is called Rock'n'Roll Mother-fucker. Oh mtv Bleep that out, I don't want my mom to hear that. Sorry Mom!"
"I'm gonna..go..walk..into traffic."
"Me, fail English?..That's unpossible!"
"This song is a make-ot song. Although you should ask the person first 'cuz I've had some troubles with it before." (while preforming Seasons)
"C'mon everybody put your hands in the air and sway them back and forth. Let's get a big hippie, we are the world thing going on!"
"We don't really consider ourselves a punk-rock band. Punk rock is sopposta be anit-clique, but these day even Punk rock has gotten Cliquey."