Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in America...are the lease useful professions (athletes, movie actors and entertainers) paid so disproportional much compared to people with normal jobs
Only in America...do people buy domestic brand tires, because they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars
Only in America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft drinks, exceed the economies of may third-world nations
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning "many" and tics meaning blood-sucking creatures.
-Anonymous