The below statements were made on actual insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to serve a number of times before I hit him.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel an had an accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I hit the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old man as he bounced off the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was the little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out if its way when it struck the front end.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.