Be careful - Vaginal faces can frighten kids of a young age

Oh I'm sorry. Have I posted a tiny photograph of some girl's muff cleverly moulded into a face? And it offends you! I certainly didn't realize this sort of thing was against the law.

Go to Hell, you evil prude. And while you're at it, fuck off too.

Derek could always feel his wife's genitals just staring back at him...