
At 2:00 AM in the local New York markets, the GFW logo appears on the television screen. It fades and is replaced by the alternating black and white Tuesday Night Prime logo. We cut to backstage as Kid Kaos is sitting in his lockeroom getting ready for Prime and is watching a screen built in his room, and watches the latest promo from his opponent for the night B-Pac. The promo finishes and Kid Kaos smiles and walks over to his lockerroom door.
KK - CAN I GET A CAMERA CREW PLEASE! I GOT A JOBBER TO GIVE A NICE TOUNGE LASHING TO!
We cut back to the arena as an announcer welcomes us to tonights event as the logo fades to the gymnasium known in Queens Bridge as the GFW Arena. The camera pans around to a full crowd in the small venue. An attendance figure lights up across the screen announcing over 1000 GFW fans in attendance. Furthermore, fans are hot on their feat as the Summers Boys occupy the ring for their debut on television. Suddenly 'Red Bandana' by The Game plays as Jack Brown walks out from the back and throws up the X with "Westside" on each hand on the stage. He walks down the aisle and gets into the ring, then goes to each turnbuckle and climbs, throwing up his taunt.
Doc - Welcome to GFW Tuesday Night Prime! I'm the Doc here with Rex Hurlburt for another night of exciting action here in the GFW arena!
Rex - That's right and the XWO has crumbled folks. Flash and the True Pyscho have turned their backs on Jack Brown and he will now face the Summers Boys who are in their first televised match in a one on tag handicap match. I'd hate to be Jack Brown right about now!
Doc - He has an up hill battle against two hungry superstars....lets see what's gonna happen!
Scott Summers starts things off with Jack Brown as Alex goes to the ring apron. They lock up and exchange a series of holds until Scott gets the best of him and tangles him up on the mat. Scott lets up and raises his arms into the air as he looks over the crowd. Jack Brown is quickly up and he clubs Scott over the back and knocks him to the mat. He stomps him repeatedly and drops a big elbow across the back of the neck.
Jack waits for Scott to get up and he picks him up for a Spicolli Driver but, Scott slips out over the shoulders and makes a quick tag to Alex. Alex goes to work and whips Jack to the ropes. He lands a drop kick and as soon as Jack gets up, Alex hits another drop kick sending Jack Brown tumbling out of the ring. Suddenly Flash and the True Pyscho appear at the entrance. The crowd boo as they make their way to the ring.
Jack Brown gets to his feet but, Alex comes flying over the top rope with a high cross body. The former XWO members to everyones surprise, help Jack out by stomping on Alex. Flash helps Jack into the ring as the True Pyscho does a number on Alex outside the ring. Jack gets up and waits for Alex as the XWO members roll him into the ring. Scott tries to confront them but, gets beaten up for the trouble. Jack Brown picks up Alex and lands the Concussion on Delivery. He makes an easy three count for the victory as the othe rformer XWO members enter the ring and extend their hands.
Jack Brown thinks about it but, realizes that they helped him beat the odds. Obviously thinking that they just had a bad week and are now back with the XWO, he shakes their hands and the three members raise their hands into the air but, as soon as they do that, Flash and the True Pyscho turn on Jack Brown and double clothesline him to the ground. The fans boo as the two former XWO members taunt Jack Brown while standing over him. The True Pyscho picks up Brown with help from Flash and lands the Pyscho Driver, a flipping piledriver with an added spike by Flash. Jack Brown is layed out as Flash and the True Pyscho taunt the crowd before we goto a commercial.
Doc - If anyone thought the XWO has gotten back together, all those rumors have been washed away when the True Pyscho landed that Pyscho Driver!
Rex - No doubt about that....Jack Brown is going to be looking for payback, you can bet on that. But, I'm being told the former GFW champ is standing by backstage!
We return backstage as Kid Kaos sits on his lockeroom bench looking into the camera.
Kid Kaos - Well ladies and gentleman, welcome to a very impromptu but, nonetheless special official Kid Kaos rant. I am your host the always entertaining Kid kaos, and the subject on todays show......B-Pac. Is he the real deal, or another GFW flop waiting to happen. Lets take a look in depth of his latest promo and lets see what we have on our hands here.
First off, lets start with the HORRIBLE acting. Lets be real, who site at home watching CSI and out of the blue says to themself HEY lets cut a promo about Kid Kaos right now while I drink my polar pop and jack off to the murder scenes. C'mon bro we know you had the camera crew come over, we know you had them film you talking about me, so why the wack acting? This is GFW, we are all about the wrestling, you want to act, take that shit back to whatever WWE wannabe fed you came from. You wanna be the man in GFW, then step your fucking game up.......AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A POLAR POP ANYWAY? What 99 cent store did you get that from? So far, not impressed.
Back on topic....Secondly, the overexcessive use of foul language. I see this is a trend here for wrestlers, and I'll admit, I've caught myself getting a lil f-word happy but, ALWAYS it's done for good reason. Calling me a bitch, a pussy, I mean the usual suspects. Nice work, like that supposed to get you some heat? Nice try though buddy. You want heat, go sit on a stove, because with that garbage trash talking you do, that'll pretty much be the only way you get ANY heat. See the difference, my references actually go together. But calling me a "booger you must blow out".......What are you 7? STILL not impressed, and maybe less impressed than I was before.
Third, You fight......girls....and midgets......Is that suppose to intimidate me? Listen to yourself, you've fought girls and midgets who you think could beat me......GIRLS....and MIDGETS......If these girls and midgets who seem to have impressed you were around, I think they'd all join me...in laughing in your face for bragging about your fights with women and little people........I'm now not only not impressed, I'm really laughing at you inside.
And fourth......my orange letters. THAT was maybe the dumbest statement I have EVER heard in my entire wrestling career. You watched me talk and you could see the orange words coming from my mouth? I mean I know the scene fades to orange AFTER the promo's over, but..are my words really orange? is that like a metaphor for something? Is orange like a symbol for some insult you have for me?......officially dumbfounded that you even found your way into a #1 contendership match.
I would usually go on now and talk about how great I am, and how EASY this going to be beating the love of wrestling out of you......But why? I mean, I'm wrestling the guy who fights, let me repeat, GIRLS....and MIDGETS......That would be too easy. I will say this though. You made a comment about my unofficial talent, and about my catchphrase, another point that pretty much burries that promo as just another weak attempt to down talk the BEST, because EVERYBODY tries to mold my catchphrases against me, so it really has lost its effect.....But let me correct you, while you were trying to get signed, I was here. while you were negotiating, I was main eventing. While you were trying to slide in and make a name, my name was already made before I got here, I was just solidifying it. You say I'm new to this, and your right, cause I'm only 22 but, guess what, even at 22, and even though I'm "new" to this, I'm ALREADY, better than everybody else....scary huh? Already this good, and nowhere near polished. Just gettin started but, already the man.
Take notes dumby, this is how real charismatic, and fun to watch men do a promo. No bad acting, no weak insults, just the correcting of your stupid mistakes, and the stating of facts. Fact- I am Kid Kaos. Fact- I am GFW's biggest star, no damn dat that insustry's biggest star Fact- I am the former and NEXT GFW World Heavyweight Champ and FACT I OWE YOU AN ASS WHOOPING BIG TIME......And no better time to give it to you then now.
So B-Pac I leave you with this. You want a refill....
Kid Kaos lifts a white cup with polar pop written on it in marker.
Kid Kaos - Then here you go.........
The camera focuses on KK's face as you hear him unzip his zipper, then you hear a liquid flowing into the cup. he fills the large cup halfway, as he is only a human, not a camel, and lifts the cup up. Through the cup, you can see the yellow liquid in the cup.
Kid Kaos - Straight from DEEEEEEEEEEZ....NUUUUUUUUTZ.....My chest is now clear....as is my bladder......and this has been your official rant, brought to you by the mutha fuckin BEST....Kid Kaos.
The TRUE Main Event EVERY NIGHT.....
Kid Kaos stands and walks out holdin the cup.
Kid Kaos - PENIS POP ANYONE?!!!!
The scene switches as we return to our commentators.
Rex - Lots of hype for tonights #1 contendership match.
Doc - Yeah well there certainly should be. It will also be B-Pac's first match here in the GFW and he has quite the histroy in this industry all the way back to the WoW back when Dick Gazinya was the biggest star in the industry. But, enough about that for now. Apparently a lot of people are wondering if Frankie is going to show up here tonight.
Rex - I myself have a hard time picturing that after what happened last week.
Doc - Well he has not made it to the building as of yet. After Frankie was completely violated at the Gazinya Wars, it's going to take a lot of courage to show his face here tonight. We will keep you posted on all updates concerning this but, coming up next is the big X title match between the Yankee Kid and Mike Moore! Lets goto ringside.
"Bad Meets Evil" plays as Mike Moore comes out in yellow tights and a cowboy hat minus the fake horse. Moore walks to the ring as the crowd give him a mixed reaction which is better than the normal boos. He slides into the ring and goes to one of the turnbuckles, climbing it and raises his arms into the air until he is interupted by the Star Spangled Banner. The Yankee Kid steps out on stage, waving his American flag into the air while the X title is strapped around his waist. The piped in chants of "U-S-A" fill the arena as he makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of all the american patriots near the isle. He comes down to ringside and hangs his flag onto the corner of the turnbuckle as he climbs between the ropes and raises his hands into the air. The music fades and the referee takes the title, holding it into the air before sounding the bell.
Mike Moore gets right up into the Yankee Kid's face but, the Kid shoves him back causing Moore to lose his cool and begin slugging it out with him. The match is underway as Mike Moore flings the Kid to the ropes and powerslams him. He waits for the Kid to get up and lands a series of arm drags until the Yankee Kid slips out of the ring. The Kid looks surprised as he uses the time for a quick breather. He then begins to talk to the ref. He points to Moore's boots as if he is saying something that makes the referee check the boots possibly for an illegal weapon. The Yankee Kid walsk around the ring and comes in from behind, clubbing Moore from behind while the referee checks his boots. Moore lays flat on the mat as the referee gets in the Yankee Kid's face.
The Kid brushes him off and locks on a reverse hammerlock on the mat. He wears down Moore slowly and then lets up, landing a leg drop and getting a two count. The Kid picks up Moore and lands a side suplex. He goes out and climbs the top rope. Waiting for Moore to get to his feet he times it and tries to hit a missile dropkick but, Moore sidesteps and goes for a quick cover. He gets a two count and Moore backs up and hits a clothesline knocking him back down. Moore picks up the Kid and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a big boot to the face. Moore signals for the Texas Pride but, the Yankee Kid slips out of it and leaps up, catching Moore with a hurricanrana. The crowd is getting hot with the nonstop action as the Yankee Kid lands a back breaker and goes up top for the shooting star press.
Mike Moore gets up and rushes up the turnbuckle, catching the Yankee Kid before he can leap off. He tries for a superplex but, they fight it out and the Kid tries to block it. Next thing you know, the Yankee Kid falls on top of Mike Moore with a cross body for a pin but, Moore manages to roll it over with the momentum. Moore takes a page out of the Yankee Kid's book and pulls the tights as the referee makes the three count declaring Mike Moore the new GFW X champion.
Mike Moore is overjoyed as he wins his first ever GFW title. The Yankee Kid is beyond upset as he argues with the referee explaining that Moore held his tights. The referee doesn't want to hear it but, the Yankee Kid shoves the referee to the mat and calls for a microphone as Mike Moore works his way to the back. The Kid speaks, causing Moore to stop by the entrance.
Yankee Kid - You cheated Moore....I hope you feel good about yourself because the Yankee Kid would never cheat to win!
The fans boo as everyone knows that the Yankee Kid pulled the tights at Gazinya Wars to beat Frankie Gazinya. Moore just laughs and holds up the X title. He gets a good ovation as he heads to the back. The Yankee Kid kicks the bottom rope and begins to vent some more to the GFW fans.
Yankee Kid - I can't believe that you fans applaud cheating! I'm a true American patriot here and you cheer for that no good Texan and his cheating ways! Well you know what? I'm not leaving this ring until justice is served.
The Yankee Kid goes outside the ring and grabs a folding chair. He brings it into the ring and sets it up, sitting in the middle of the ring as the fans boo. We cut to commericals only to return to even louder boos. The Yankee Kid sits in the ring waiting for something to be done about losing the X title.
Rex - This is rediculous. The fans have really turned on the Yankee Kid but, can you blame them? He has taken the GFW ring hostage!
Doc - Can you blame him? He was cheated but, we do need to get on with the show. We have B-Pac and Kid Kaos coming up next in the #1 contenders match but, the Yankee Kid is still sitting in the middle of the ring in protest!
The start of "Who?" by Jae Millz hits the GFW arena amps getting the fans going. When the beat drops, Kid Kaos hits the top of the rampway talking trash as he is known to do. He walks down to the ring and hops to the second rope of the far corner. He looks out into the cheering crowd and then back over as he glares at the Yankee kid sitting in his folding chair. The Kid calls for a microphone as one is tossed into him. Kid Kaos catches it behind his back just to show off then he begins to speak as the former X champion looks at him and listens to what he has to say.
Kid Kaos - You know Yankee...I lost my title. And I was cheated to!
The Yankee Kid seems pleased that someone can relate as he nods.
Kid Kaos - But, you know what?
The Yankee Kid leans foward waiting to hear what advice the former champ will give.
Kid Kaos - GET OVER IT!
The fans go nuts as the Yankee Kid stands up out of his chair and tries to gain sympathy from Kid Kaos.
Kid Kaos - You know you win some and you lose some. Just like me, I lost my title but, you don't see me sitting in the ring being a poor sport about it. No....I'm here getting ready to win back the title in this upcoming #1 contenders match but, you are stalling that from happening. So I'm gonna ask you once very nicely to please get out of this ring so I can take it one step further and get back to the world title. You can watch me lead by example and maybe I'll inspire you not to whine about losing. Maybe then I'll inspire you to go out and win the title back!
The Yankee Kid shakes his head as the crowd cheers for the former champ. The Yankee Kid slowly turns around, looking at the crowd as they begin to boo him. The Yankee Kid turns around quickly with a roundhouse, knocking down Kid Kaos as more boos fill the arena. Kid Kaos holds his jaw and the Yankee Kid grabs the steel chair and folds it up. Kid Kaos gets up and the Yankee Kid jams it into the back of his knee, taking his legs out from underneath him. More boos fill the arena as the Yankee Kid smashes the chair directly across Kid Kaos' knee, going after the injury from at Gazinya Wars. He grabs the foot and uses his own foot to drive the knee into the chair from the backside of his knee. The metal clanging fills the arena as more boos ring out. The Yankee Kid leaves the ring as fans begin to throw trash at him. Meanwhile Kid Kaos is clutching his knee inside the ring.
Rex - I can't believe what a sore loser the Yankee Kid turned otu to be...he's supposed to be a true patriot!
Doc - Well what I want to know is how in the hell is Kid Kaos going to compete against B-Pac? The Yankee Kid reaggrevated his knee injury from the ladder match with Rod Gazinya. Things don't look good for him but, they definetely look good for this guy!
The lights dim as a heavy guitar riff hits the sound system. "Cold" by Static X plays in the GFW arena. A shadow appears at the entrance and then B-Pac emerges inside the GFW arena. He crosses paths with the Yankee Kid and gives him a thumbs up as he proceeds to the ring. The fans boo the easy to hate bad guy who is making his GFW debut here tonight but, they all stand to show respect. B-Pac walks up the steps and stands on the apron as he watches his opponent roll around on the canvas. He shakes his head and looks out to the crowd. With a look of disgust, B-Pac steps between the ropes and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He raises his hands into the air as many signs are raised into the air. Some read "Welcome to the GFW B-Pac" others read variations of "WWE is that way -->" but, it is clear whether you love him or hate him, B-Pac is in the GFW! B-Pac jumps down and the lights brighten in the arena.
Rex - This doesn't look good for Kid Kaos....he's going to be easy prey for B-Pac here tonight!
Doc - He is ammused by this!
B-Pac talks some trash but, just laughs as Kid Kaos is on the mat holding his knee. B-Pac circles the ring, playing to the crowd then he turns around and takes a quick cheapshot, stomping on the knee. The bell sounds as he laughs and taunts the crowd some more. A "B-Pac sucks" chant breaks out and B-pac looks around but, only a smile comes to his face. He stomps the knee again and Kid Kaos rolls to the outside. B-Pac climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms up to the crowd bringing in more boos.
Meanwhile Kid Kaos pulls himself up using the ring apron for leverage. He bends down and stretches the leg. In obvious pain, Kid Kaos pulls himself up onto the apron and steps into the ring. He stands across the ring when B-Pac hops back down off the turnbuckle. B-Pac turns around and is surprised to see Kid Kaos back to his feet. He comes in and we have a lock up. B-Pac gets the upperhand and locks in a headlock but, Kid Kaos whips him to the ropes. He drops down as B-Pac runs across the ring, hopping over him. Kid Kaos lifts his legs to try and flip B-Pac over but, B-Pac stops and stomps the knee again. Kid Kaos rolls around and B-Pac doesn't let up.
He picks up Kid Kaos and sends him into the turnbuckle but, he ends up railing him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. B-Pac laughs some more and goes back to taunting the crowd. Kid Kaos pulls himself out and rests up in the corner with his back to the turnbuckle. B-pac turns around and comes charging in. Kid Kaos flips over him and lands a sunset flip for a pin but, B-Pac is able to kick out before the three count. B-Pac gets up quickly and stomps on the former champ repeatedly before going back to taunting the booing crowd.
Kid Kaos pulls himself back up by the ropes and limps up behind B-pac. He grabs him, swinging him around and goes to work pounding him in the face with lefts and rights. Kid Kaos sends him to the ropes and comes leaping at him with a flying clothesline. Kid Kaos staggers to his feet and waits for B-Pac to get up. When he does he grabs B-pac and lands the K-Driver. He goes for the cover but, B-pac kicks out at two. Kid Kaos lands a leg drop and then heads to the top rope. He is slow to get up and B-Pac is back up. He gets over and catches Kid Kaos, taking advantage of his injured knee by shaking the ropes causing him to fall on the top turnbuckle. B-Pac grabs Kid Kaos by the hair and pulls him out towards the ring with his feet still up on the turnbuckle. He plants Kid Kaos' face into the mat and then drags him to the middle of the ring.
B-Pac goes for a very lazy cover and Kid Kaos is able to kick out. B-Pac goes to pick up Kid Kaos but, he gets small packaged for his effort and barely kicks out before the three count. B-Pac is up and he is stomping away at the knee once again. He picks up Kid Kaos and wraps his leg around the middle rope. He begins to kick the rope with force and then grabs him from behind and pulls the leg up and landing a modified atomic drop on the knee. B-Pac locks in a Boston Crab and the referee is asking Kid Kaos if he wants to give up. Kid Kaos refuses but, B-Pac will have none of it. He clenches in the hold until the referee feels he has no other choice but, to stop the match. The bell sounds and B-Pac gets up. "Cold" by Static X plays as he raises his arm in the air. He turns around and spits on Kid Kaos as the fans boo more loudly than before.
Rex - I can't believe that this is happening. B-pac is the new #1 contender and Kid Kaos has gone from being the GFW champ to losing two matches in a row.
Doc - And he is injured to top it off. I don't think things would have gone so easy for B-Pac if the Yankee Kid didn't soften him up and reaggrevate that injury. Kid Kaos is going to be looking for the Yankee Kid.
Rex - Well he better....the Yankee Kid cost him the chance to get his rematch for the title and that was before the match even started. B-Pac took care of business and he won here in his debut GFW match. Next on the list is Rod Gazinya but, when we come back we have the main event. Will Frankie show his face? Stay tuned to find out.
We goto commercials and return to a shot of the Penetrator standing in a back alley near the arena. He watches the entrance in the shadows but, nothing happens. We cut back to the arena and our commentators.
Doc - The Penetrator is looking for Frankie but, he hasn't found him. Actually no one has seen Frankie. But, that won't stop the main event from happening.
Rex - It sure won't but, Doc...that Penetrator guy really creeps me out.
Doc - I know....he creeps everyone out Rex.
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath begins to play as the fans jump to their feet and pop for Jugernaut as he steps out from the back. Right behind him is the debuting El Dragon Del Sol followed by Joseph DeCromwell. They walk to the ring and Jugernaut steps inside, and Dragon makes a big slide into the ring then does a front roll before getting to his feet and changing martial arts stances for a moment.
"Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth starts playing as the fans give a loud but, mixed reaction. Rod Gazinya walks out by himself with the GFW world title around his waist and both GFW tag team belts, one ove reach shoulder, looking around the GFW Arena. He shrugs his shoulders before heading down to the ring. He talks to the referee about something, and then the referee calls for the bell to ring and the match is under way.
Doc - Well Frankie did not show up and Rod is goign to do this one solo.
Rex - It's all because of the Penetrator. He has completely embarassed Frankie from showing his face here!
Jugernaut gets to the apron and lets Dragon start the bout with Rod, who begins to do a front roll every time Rod goes to lock up with him. Rod goes to grab him but, gets hit with a Japanese arm drag. Rod gets up right away. Dragon chops Rod a few times, backing him up into the corner, then jumps up with a very sloppy hurricanrana. Rod gets into the opposing corner and looks a bit surprised at the fact that the man making his debut has gotten the better of him to start the match off. Jugernaut begins to shout words of encouragement to Dragon, who tags him in.
Jugernaut gets in the ring and faces Rod in the corner, as the fans cheer avidly. Rod puts his hand in the air asking for a test of strength, as Jugernaut grins, shakes his head and then agrees to do it. Right away Jugernaut gets the advantage from it, and powers Rod down to his knees. El Dragon Del Sol gets in the ring and does a big roll to Rod's corner, where the GFW World Title was hanging, then runs and clocks Jugernaut in the head with it, taking the big man down immediately! The fans begin to boo, and Joseph DeCromwell gets into the ring and begins to yell at him also. Rod Gazinya looks confused, when Dragon kicks Joseph in the gut, then picks him up over his shoulders and slams him down with the Special Delivery also known as the F-5! Dragon reaches up to his mask, and pulls it off, revealing that he is really Buddy Awesome in disguise! Buddy kicks the World Title back over to Rod, and then locks DeCromwell in the Awesome Lock as he begins to yell and tap out in pain. Rod shrugs his shoulders, grabs his belts and slides out of the ring. Jugernaut gets back to his feet and staggers up, as Buddy picks him up from behind over his shoulders and slams him down with the Burning Hammer! The fans continue to boo Buddy as he stands in the middle of the ring, staring down at his fallen father. He leaves and Rod slips in catching a cheap three count for the victory.
Doc - We should have known something was up. Things didn't seem right about this match from the get go!
Rex - Not to mention we are out of time. I'm being told that we will be back for another installment of Tuesday Night Prime on November 21st, two weeks from today. Nester is going to be here and apparently there are a lot of big fueds going on and we will get a word on how things are going to shape up and when he is going to book these big matches that the fans are dying to see.
Doc - That's right...I almost forgot we haven't seen the GFW east GM tonight but, apparently he forgot to take his medicine. He will be here in two weeks and there is to be a major announcement at Prime about the next big GFW webcast and I'm sure there are going to be lots of big time matches if tonight was any indication, the GFW fans are in for something big!
Rex - Thanks for staying up past your bed time folks.....we'll see you next time!
The cameras show Jugernaut getting to his feet. He can't believe his son turned out to be El Dragon Del Sol and the frustration on his face shows it. The show fades off the air to a shot of the GFW west GM.