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The show begins to a video montage of the first round Ringmaster matches from Prime. We see how Podunk, Rod Gazinya, Stinky Steve and Homicyde advance. Suddenly the Ringmaster brackets appear across the screen, showing the final four before bursting into a million pieces. We are live inside the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts. The fans are hyped up as we head up the rampway, below the specially designed Ringmaster entrance where Nester DeFranco and Dr. Williams are waiting.

The Doc- We have made it! Ringmaster is upon us folks. Thanks for joining us here tonight and what an event we have for you.

Nester- Earlier in this very arena it was revealed that Dare Devil's agent was the one who made the hit out for him. Gunshots were fired in this very building. Luckily no one got hurt or I might have had to crack some heads. But, nonetheless....Dare Devil has found his man. He will face the GFW X champion Skip Rawlin and the GFW TV champion Sykotic in a two falls match for both championships. What a lucky guy right there!

The Doc- Talk about luck.....Calvin Johnson just recently got himself inserted into the World title match. No Mike Love folks. Calvin will be taking on Adam Lax for the GFW strap.

Nester- Now Mike Love faces his biggest rival.....Zach Lawson! Also a big hell in the cell match to settle another big score. XTJ and Xstatic.

The Doc- That's gonna be a good one. But, tonights event will start off with the two Ringmaster semi final matches. The winners of these first two matches will face off in the final event of the night for the right to be named Ringmaster 2003!

Nester- And the right to face the GFW world champion at the UK Blood Brawl pay-per-view!

The Doc- Well lets get things started.

The lights dim and the sound of "Change" by the Deftones sounds through out the crowd. When the chorus comes up from behind the curtains, out walks Homicyde. The crowd rises to there feet and begin to cheer the hardcore Superstar. Homicyde holds up one hand modeled in the sign of the beast and the lights slowly come on with a red tint. Homicyde slides into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle to pump up the crowd. The lights go to normal and Homicyde is ready for competition.

Nester- What do you know....Stinky wasn't currently in the ring. That's odd.

Suddenly Stinky Steve steps out onto the rampway with no music. He is completely covered in feces as he snorts and runs around the upper ramp. Homicyde just shakes his head and calls for a microphone as he interupts Stinky's big entrance.

Homicyde- Hold it right there Stinkwad.....what do you think you're doing? I was told you were gonna be clean for this match. You know what? Fuck it....you can have the match. There ain't no way I'm tangling with you....you whatever you are!

Homicyde drops the microphone and leaves the ring. He hops the barracade and leaves through the crowd as the referee awards the match to Stinky Steve by forfeit. He jumps around in celebration as Nester shakes his head in disbelief.

Nester- I don't believe this! Stinky hasn't beaten one guy. Now look....he's in the finals of Ringmaster and he's headlining tonights show!

The Doc- It must be a full moon....

Nester- What the hell is that supposed to mean? Fuck it....let him have his big moment. Once Rod Gazinya beats Podunk.....I know Dick Gazinya will make Stinky bathe before the main event. He has to....

The Doc- Speaking of Rod Gazinya....he's up next to face Podunk. The winner goes against that dirtball later on....

"Destroyer" by Anthrax hits the speakers as the fans give a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Podunk comes out from behind the curtain as he goes down the ramp without any type of gesture. Podunk gets to the ring, rolls under the bottom rope to enter the ring, gets up and starts warming up by jumping up and down and rolling his neck.

Nester- At least now we get to see a freaking match....can you believe it?

'Sweating Bullets' by Mega-Death begins to play as a rush of fans swarm the barracades. Rod Gazinya pushes his way past the black curtain to a loud blast of pyro. He poses shortly before continuing his cocky walk down to the ring. He slowly walks up the steps and steps between the ropes. Rod then climbs up on the second turnbuckle and raises both hands in the air before hoping down. As he turns around, he is met with a stiff right hand. The referee calls for the bell as we are underway.

The Doc- Podunk with left hand ater left hand!

Podunk gets Rod into a daze and whips him to the ropes. He lands a huge powerslam and goes for the cover but, Rod kicks out with ease. Podunk pulls him up to his feet and chops away at his chest. Rod falls into the ropes but, eventually begins to fight back. They go back and forth with chops until Podunk takes him down with a big forearm. He drops a double axehandle on Rod and goes for another cover. 1, 2, and a kickout.

Nester- He's not gonna beat Rod Gazinya this early into this match....no way!

Podunk whips Rod to the turnbuckle. He follows up but, Rod flips over him with a sunset flip into a pin. The ref counts to two as Podunk kicks out. Rod lands a Japanese arm drag and then a dropkick. Podunk gets up quickly as they stare each other down. They circle the ring as Podunk raises his hand into the air for the test of strength. Rod becomes hesitant but, finally raises his hand. Podunk goes to lock hands but, Rod takes his free hand and lands an eye gauge. Podunk reals in pain as Rod hammers away. He whips him to the ropes and lands a spinning wheel kick. Rod does a split and lands a throat thrust as Podunk tries to get to his feet. Rod runs to the ropes and flips over Podunk, snapping his head back and driving him into the mat.

The Doc- Vintage Rod Gazinya right there!

Rod scales the tops rope and waits for Podunk to get up. As he does, Rod leaps off with a missile dropkick. Podunk quickly drops to the mat as he misses the blow. He grabs Rod by the ankle and locks on an ankle lock. Rod screams but, doesn't allow him to lock the hold in. After a moment, Rod flips around and kicks Podunk off his ankle. He gets up and charges in but, Podunk grabs him in a front suplex position. He heaves him over top with a belly to back suplex. Podunk waits for him and lands another. The crowd goes wild as Podunk lands a sidewalk slam for the pin. The referee counts but, Rod drapes a foot across the rope. Podunk pulls Rod to his feet and bashes him over his knee. As Rod stumbles around, Podunk locks on the full nelson. He slams him hard to the mat as Frankie Gazinya rushes out to the ringside area.

Nester- Now you have gone and done it Podunk. You went and pissed off 'Big' Frankie!

Frankie gets Podunk's attention as they begin to argue back and forth. Rod slowly gets up from behind and hits him with a school boy. The cover. 1, 2, 3....NO! Podunk kicked out and Rod can't believe it. Rod gets back up and knees Podunk from behind, sending him into the ropes. Frankie lands a stiff right hand as Rod lands a picture perfect neckbreaker. Rod points to the top rope and heads up top. Podunk doesn't stay down for long. He is right on Rod's tail. They both end up on the top rope as Podunk tries to turn this thing into the 'Black out'. Instead Rod shoves him down to the mat. Rod regains his balance and leaps off with 'Total Devastation' but, Podunk rolls out of the way. Both men lay on the mat as Frankie begins to pound the mat.

The Doc- This is the time to capitalize. If Podunk can't do it here then this might be his last chance.

While on the ground, Rod begins to lock on the shaprhooter. Podunk tries to bloakc it but, it seems inevitable. As Rod tries to flip him over, Podunk grabs him in a small package. 1, 2, 3! The bell sounds as Frankie rushes the ring and begins to stomp on Podunk.

Nester- He's gonna pay!

Frankie continues his assualt as Rod finally gets up and joins in after being embarassed. The referee continues to have the bell ring but, the Gazinya boys won't lay off. Finally after they lay Podunk out, Frankie heads up top as Rod holds him into position. Frankie leaps off with a diving headbutt before they leave the ring with an beaten down Podunk.

The Doc- Well that sets it up...Podunk and Stinky Steve. Podunk's worst nightmare come true.

Nester- He deserves it!

The cameras cut to a hype video for the GFW's newest signee, "The Franchise" Lawrence Jarvis. The fans seem to recognize him from other organizations as he gets quite a response just from his GFW tron video.

The Doc- That's right....the GFW is always on the look out for hot new talent. The Franchise will be making his debut soon!

Nester- Well that's nice Doc....real nice. But, up next could be the show stealer. It is a triple threat two falls match for two championships.

The Doc- That's right. Sykotic versus Skip Rawlin versus Dare Devil. The first fall is for the X title and the second fall is for the TV title. A lot on the line here tonight in this one and all three of these competitors are fabulous athletes.

Nester- They sure are. Yeah, Sykotic has been running his mouth to me from what I hear. I made a statement recently on the GFW News & Rumors news board and he now knows his place. You haven't seen him run his mouth since....so like I said....I'll let it slide.

The Doc- Lets goto ringside!

The lights are killed. Red strobe lights start to flicker off the stage...then BOOM! Pyros fired in one big shot as Ill Nino's "Revolution, Revolucion" roars in the background. The people of Boston errupt in boos with the exception of a few fans. Jay Platinum and D-Ice walk out from the backstage area first. Following them up, DareDevil finally walks through the curtains and down to the ring with 9-1-1 behind him. DareDevil rolls into the ring and is tossed a microphone quickly. 9-1-1 parades around the ring doing there jobs. DareDevil's theme cuts off.

Nester- And here comes the X champion!

The opening chords of "Sing for the Moment" by Eminem hits, and Skip walks out to boos from the crowd with his GFW X title around his waist. Walking with a purpose, trying to look as badass as possible, he walks down the ramp taunting the crowd. He leaps onto the apron, grabs the chain around his neck and gives a threatening tug on it before entering the ring and holding his arms aloft, to more boos. He starts jaw jacking with a couple of fans on the outside, grabbing his manhood to taunt them before turning back to the business at hand.

The Doc- And here is the TV champ!

Suddenly the lights dim and "The New Cult King" by Mushroomhead hits. Sykotic walks out on stage to a big response with his GFW TV championship in his left hand. He walks down to the ring and gets in over the top rope as the music dies down. The referee takes both belts and holds the X title up into the air to signify that the first fall will be for the X title. The bell sounds as each of the three men stare across the ring at each other.

Nester- I can feel the intensity. These guys really have no bad blood. It's all about competition and championships. We are gonna see some great action.

The Doc- We sure are and we are underway!

The three men begin to circle the ring before they entangle in a three way lockup. Sykotic slips out as Skip and Dare Devil try to gain an advantage over the other. Sykotic grabs them both by the heads and smacks them together as he takes turns pounding each other. Sykotic knocks Skip between the ropes to the outside when Dare Devil runs in and lands a bulldog on Sykotic. He goes for a quick cover while Skip is on the outside. Skip rushes back in with a steel chair even though Sykotic kicked out.

Nester- Remember, this first fall is under the X division rules!

Skip clocks Dare Devil over the head sending him to the mat as Sykotic rolls away. Sykotic grabs Skip's foot trying to trip him up but, Skip takes a swing at Sykotic but, ducks and flips Skip over with his leg. Dare Devil is up and lunges at the both on the mat with a suicide splash. The three bodies roll around on the mat as Sykotic begins to get up first. Skip gets up and clotheslines Sykotic down. He signals for the 'Skip Over' but, Dare Devil grabs him from behind and slams him hard to the mat. Sykotic whips Dare Devil into the corner and goes for the cover on Skip. Dare Devil rushes back, breaking up the cover as DD and Sykotic brawl on the mat. Skip Rawlin gets back up and rushes in, kicking both men while they are down. He grabs Dare Devil by the head and whips him around the ring. He drops a knee across Sykotic's face and goes for another cover. The referee counts but, Sykotic kicks out.

The Doc- I love these triple threat matches. It's anyones game.

Skip pounds Sykotic in the face before getting back to his feet. He turns around and is met by a quick dropkick from Dare Devil. Dare Devil rushes to the ropes and lands a baseball slide kick, sending Skip to the outside. Dare Devil leaps to the top ropes and comes off with a 450 splash on Sykotic. The referee makes the cover as Skip tries to get into the ring to break it. It is too late as the referee makes the three count. Skip is steaming as the bell sounds.

Nester- I can't believe it.....Dare Devil just pinned Sykotic and took Skip's X title! But, we have another fall to make!

The referee holds up the Television championship and signals for the bell. Skip Rawlin immedietly attacks Dare Devil as Sykotic lays on the mat. Skip hammers away with lefts and rights, backing him into the corner. Skip goes to whip DD into the opposing turnbuckle but, DD reverses it. Dare Devil comes rushing in with a spear but, Skip moves out of the way and DD smashes into the ringpost, temporarily taking him out of the action. Sykotic gets up and clotheslines Skip over the top rope as he goes tumbling outside of the ring with him.

The Doc- These guys want it....

Nester- Who wouldn't want it? It's the GFW TV title!

Sykotic whips Skip into the steel steps and walks over to Dare Devil, taking a few cheap shots at im as he lays up into the ropes. Sykotic turns back to Skip who picks up the steel steps and charges in at him. Sykotic lifts his boot as the steps smash into Skip Rawlin's face. He falls over as Sykotic leaves him on the outside. He heads back into the ring and grabs Dare Devil from the corner. He hammers him across the back a couple times as he then whips him to the ropes and lands a spinebuster. He signals for 'Sykotic Tendancies' as the fans go wild.

Nester- This is it!

Dare Devil quickly blocks it with a kick to the stomach as he hoists Sykotic up for the F5! Suddenly DD drops him showing signs of pain in his shoulder from the earlier blow. Sykotic wraps up the arm and lands an inside cradle. The referee makes the count. 1, 2, 3! Skip in with the steel chair as he tries to break up the cover but, it's too late!

Nester- Sykotic retained his TV title!

The Doc- He sure did and Skip is the one without a title now!

"The New Cult King" by Mushroomhead hits as Sykotic exits the ring with Skip Rawlin still steaming. He heads up the ramp and points to his title before disappearing behind the curtain. Suddenly a man hops the barracade with a black mask on and a steel chair in hand. Skip turns around as he is smacked dead in the face. The man then lays out Dare Devil and pulls off his mask revealing The Degenerate Danny Anderson!

Nester- Holy shit....that's the Degenerate! He's back from rehab!

The Doc- He's back for the X title he never lost!

The cameras cut to backstage as we see Calvin Johnson suiting up. Louie Fernando stands by watching.

Louie- After tonight Calvin....we'll be one giant step closer to running this organization....

Calvin- Giant step is right....

Calvin continues to lace his boots as we head back to ringside. Mike Love is int he ring with a microphone as he heckles some fans at ringside. The Lights dim, and ZL comes up on the Gazinyatron, and Zack stands on the ramp. Zach heads down to the ring and climbs inside. He goes to the right side of the ring and raises his arm into the air. When he does this, pyros go off. As soon as they die down Mike Love is in for the attack. The ref calls for the bell.

The Doc- This is mayhem! Boy do these two have a score to settle!

Nester- Well they should....Mike Love banged Zach's mom!

Mike Love hammers away on Zach. He whips him to the ropes and lands a huge clothesline. Suddenly a woman steps out onto the stage. Mike Love turns his attention immedietely.

Nester- Hey that's Zach's mom!

Zach's mom heads to the ring as Mike Love looks completely stunned. Zach Lawson back up. He grabs Mike Love and lands the 'Blackout' as he goes for the pin. Zach's mom gets up onto the apron. 1, 2, 3! This is over and Zach's mom enters the ring!

The Doc- What is this?

Nester- We could be looking at anther XRE production!

The fans go nuts as Zach's mom stands over top of Mike Love. She rears back and slaps him hard in the face as Zach Lawson's music hits. Zach and his mother leave the ring as we head back to the commentators desk.

The Doc- I can't believe this.

Nester- That was a quick one. Do you think that they settled this?

The Doc- I think they did!

We head backstage as we now see Podunk all battered sitting on a bench. He holds his head as he looks up to the camera.

Podunk- Now it's Stinky Steve....where is that suit?

We head back to the commentators.

Nester- Well it looks like Podunk isn't taking any chances with Stinky Steve!

The Doc- Why should he? Would you? Next match!

We turn to the ring where Revolution X, Red, White & Blue along with the Dark Karnival occupy the ring. Three teams stare each other down, Revolution X, Red, White & Blue, and The Dark Karnival. They all look around the arena as clearly one half is for the Dark Karnival, and the other for the Red, White & Blue. The Referee forces Trevor Death, Minion, and Yankee Kid out of the ring, leaving Robbie Star, Titanic, and The Patriot. The bell rings and all three men stand in the center of the ring, trash talking each other. Robbie Star and Titanic then exclude Patriot from the stare down and begin staring each other down. Saying nothing, Patriot tries to get involved, when suddenly Robbie and Titanic drop Patriot with a double right hand! Patriot is down and the fans are booing as Robbie and Titanic begin stomping him down. Patriot tries to roll to his corner but Titanic pulls him back. Robbie Star tags in Trevor Death, who runs up behind Titanic, Titanic turns around and is met with a Shining Wizard From Hell!!! Titanic drops, dazed as Trevor goes for the pin. 1.... 2.... Patriot breaks the count!

Nester- Remember folks...this IS NOT Elimination Rules!

Patriot gets to his feet and plants a big boot right into the ribs of Trevor Death. Trevor rolls over in pain as Patriot grabs Titanic and pulls him up to his feet. He then attempts a suplex on the big man but, he can't do it! He then calls of the Yankee Kid, who steps into the ring and hooks Titanic up as well....DOUBLE SUPLEX! Yankee Kid and Patriot get to their feet, smiles on their faces. They grab Trevor Death and hit a Double Suplex! Yankee Kid and Patriot are celebrating when the ref pulls Yankee Kid away and gets him out of the ring. By this time, Titanic tags in his partner Minion, who storms into the ring and clotheslines Patriot hard into the mat! Trevor Death gets to his feet and is knocked down just as quickly with a hard clothesline! Robbie Star jumps into the ring and is met with the same furious clothesline! Yankee Kid jumps up to the top rope, as Minion turns around he is knocked on his ass by a missile dropkick! Yankee Kid gets to his feet and runs at Trevor Death, who is now standing, clotheslining him over the top rope and on to the floor! Yankee Kid does a little dance as Titanic steps over the top rope behind Yankee Kid. Yankee Kid stops dancing and turns around slowly, Titanic kicks Yankee Kid in the gut and puts him in a standing leg scissor! The fans are going nuts as Titanic lifts Yankee Kid up high and hits a big Fuel The Engine! Yankee Kid is down and out!

The Doc- OH MY GOD! WHAT A VICIOUS FTE!

Nester- I sure as hell wouldn't like to get in the way of THAT Powerbomb!

Titanic steps over the twitching body of Yankee Kid and heads straight for Trevor Death! Trevor Death is struggling to get away, when Titanic grabs him and pulls him up. He then hits another Fuel The Engine onto Trevor Death who goes limp in the process! Patriot is next to get in the way of the big man! He is then put down with a Big Boot to the chin of Patriot! Robbie Star is perched on the top rope! He then leaps off for a Cross Body onto Minion, who catches him in mid air! Minion flips him around until he is on Minion's shoulder, when Titanic runs off the ropes and hits a big boot into the temple of Robbie Star's head!!! Robbie Star slinks off the shoulder of Minion who then goes for the cover! Patriot is trying to break it up but, is met with another big boot by Titanic! 1........2 ............ 3!!!! "Creamer" by Limp Bizkit hits and the bell rings!

Nester- The Dark Karnival did it. They are the new tag team champions!

The Doc- We are gonna take a breif intermission as our ring crews clean up this mess and set up our Hell in a Cell!

The screen goes blank with a clock counting down the intermission time. When it concludes we are treated to a hype video to show all the events leading up to the big hell in a cell match up between XTJ and Xstatic. Suddenly the cameras come back ino the arena as silver pyros go off. A pyro explodes in the front of the entrance, 'Bounce' by System of a Down starts in the arena. Jeff comes out and comes down the ramp while shaking hands of people and signing autographs, he then comes in the cell as his music fades.

Nester- Here's the young one, XTJ, Xtreme Jeff. Looking for a victory after that tough loss to Homicyde on Prime last week.

The Doc- The kid showed some resilency, I can't wait to see how he performs against Xstatic this week.

The lights go down. Darkness engulfs the arena as two lightning bolts strike the stage sending off huge black and neon green pyros explode. 'Lithium' by Nirvana erupts over the PA. A man emerges on the ramp as the crowd erupts. It is Xstatic. He looks around making an X with his arms. He walks to the ring talking crap to his opponent as he comes close to the ring, he gets on the ring apron and spits a red mist making look like his mouth is bleeding as he steps inside the cell.

Nester- Speaking of Xstatic...

Both men get into the ring and look up. The 20 foot, hell in a cell, slowly lowers down. Both men stare at each other. Xtreme Jeff starts to talk trash to Xstatic.

The Doc- Here we go already! The cage isn't even down and this match is already intestifying. Wait till that cell reaches the ground and the door is locked up!

Xstatic talks some trash back to XTJ. Both men start to shove eachother as the cell makes contact with the ground. The refs lock the door as the bell rings and both men charge at eachother with a full head of steam. XTJ locked up with Xstatic with a headlock. He cranks it once, twice before Xstatic tosses Jeff off and into the ropes. Xtreme Jeff bounces back. Xstatic tries for a clothesline but Jeff ducks under and slides out. XTJ crawls under the ring and disapears.

Nester- What that hell? Where is Xtreme Jeff, he just vanished?

In the ring, Xstatic gets out and looks under the ring. From the left side of Xstatic comes Xtreme Jeff with a blue steel chair. He cracks it over the back of Xstatic. Xstatic falls to the ground, favoring his back. XTJ takes another swing at Xstatic and makes contact to the left leg. Jeff swings another but this time is dogded by Xstatic who rolls to his feet and dives in the ring. Jeff quickly follows, dropping the chair. Jeff stands up and catches the boot of Xstatic who went for a gut kick. Xstatic hits a big enziguri, knocking XTJ to the ground. Xstatic moves over for the first cover of the match up, 1..2..Jeff gets the shoulder up. Xstatic stands up and brings Jeff him. X hooks Jeff's arm and nails a verticle suplex. He flips backwards and rolls on XTJ for another pin...1....2....Jeff once again kicks out. Xstatic starts to get stressed out from the failed pin covers and launches Xtreme Jeff over the ropes and crashing down on the mats.

The Doc- Jeff not giving up, and I don't think he will...

Xstatic slides outside of the ring and reaches under it.

Nester- What's Xstatic digging for?

He comes back out carring a 4 foot steel chain. He stalks Xtreme Jeff around the ring. Jeff, avoiding Xstatic, crawls around in the opposite direction. Xstatic reaches Jeff and swings that monster size chain and whips it across XTJ's back. Jeff screams loudly. He wraps the chain onto his fist and starts to punch Jeff's head in. 1 punch, 2 punch, 3 punch... Xstatic gets up and unravals the chain. XTJ's head starts to bleed. Xstatic stands up like a posessed mad man. He goes back under the ring and pulls out a sledge hammer! XTJ starts to crawl away. X looks at the sledgehammer like an insane man who has cruel intentions. Jeff leans against the cage panal taking a breather. Xstatic charges at Xtreme Jeff with the sledge hammer raised in the air. He swings but XTJ moves and Xstatic goes outside through the cage. Jeff slowly moves pass Xstatic and starts to kick X in the head. Xstatic takes his chain and wraps it around XTJ's legs, leaving Jeff motionless. Xstatic stands up and starts to climb the cage, dragging Jeff up with him. X reaches the top and drags Jeff over the steel mesh.

The Doc- Oh my dear lord, Xstatic is insane!

Nester- You're telling me?

Xstatic starts to swing around Jeff like a string on soccer ball. He lets go of the chain and Jeff goes flying near the edge of the cell. Jeff reluntantly hangs on as the chain falls off his legs. Xstatic looks up to the arena roof and moves his arms in a downward motion. Suddenly, a coffin from the roof is lowered!

Nester- What the hell? Xstatic is planning something here!

The coffin is being lowered on a wooden platform. It reaches the top of the cell and makes contact. Xstatic opens up the coffin and looks at the crowd with a sign of mentality. He walks over to Xtreme Jeff who has rolled back onto the top of the cell. Xstatic picks up Jeff and walks him over to the coffin. He drops him close to it and reaches in. He pulls out a 5 gallon jug of gasoline and a blowtorch!

The Doc- OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

Xstatic starts pouring some gasoline inside the coffin, not a lot. He turns around and there is Xtreme Jeff back on his feet, knocking Xstatic into the coffin. Jeff hops on to the platform as it starts moving back up. Jeff starts pounding the life out of Xstatic! The platform stops about 7 feet above the cage! Xstatic gets out of the coffin as both men duel it out with haymakers on a swinging platform 27 feet above the ground! Jeff wins the battle of punches and pulls out a swinging sidekick, sending Xstatic off the platform, crashing through the top of the cell and smashing through the ring canvas.

The Doc- OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD, HES GOT TO BE, NO WAY IN HELL ANYONE CAN SURVIVE THAT.

Nester- Someone has to help Xstatic. He needs medical attention!

Xtreme Jeff gets an insane look in his eye as the platform is lowered through the cell into the ring. Jeff lands onto the canvas and does a cocky pin on Xstatic.......1..........2..........3! The bell sounds as Xtreme Jeff picks up a huge win in this hell in a cell. But Jeff is not done! He picks up Xstatic and drops him into the coffin. He closes the casket up and takes Xstatic's chain that fell through. He ties and locks the chain around the caskin, entombing Xstatic. Next he takes the gasoline and douses the coffin in it!

The Doc - No way! What is Jeff doing!!

Jeff next takes the blow torch and fires it at the casket! It errupts in flames!! Jeff points up as the crane lifts the burning casket up above the hell in a cell. Loud screams from inside the casket can be heard as Jeff is left in the ring, hands raised and a possessed look in his eye.

Nester- This is unbelievable!

The Doc- I think Rexford Hurlburt is backstage with the champ....lets go.

We head backstage as we see Rexford standing outside a dressing room door with Adam Lax's name on it. Rexford begins to speak.

Rexford- Sorry guys, Adam Lax isn't talking to anyone. There is some speculation that Adam Lax has had some contract disputes and even more talk that his title reign might come to an end here tonight. The only thing I can tell you folks is that Adam Lax is talking to no one! Back to you!

We head back to ringside.

Nester- Well I'll be damned!

"IF YOU SMELL WHAT CALVIN JOHNSON IS COOKIN!" hits and the fans rise to their feet in cheers for the Great One. He makes his way down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, a no-bullshit walk and talk about him. He paces around the ring, awaiting the defending champion.

The Doc- You gotta believe that Calvin Johnson has been waiting for this opportunity a long time Nester.

Nester- I know, and now he has the chance!

"B" by Pinback begins to play as the arena lights begin to flicker. Smoke fills the ramp as Adam Lax walks out with his GFW championship. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises his arms then walks down to the ring. After sliding under the bottom rope he walks over to his corner and waits for the bell to ring.

The Doc- HERE WE GO!

The bell rings and Adam Lax gets out of the corner, standing, the belt still firmly wrapped around his waist. Calving Johnson immediately runs at Adam Lax and hits a spear! Punching him down on the ground, Adam tries to cover up and slide out but, Calvin will have no part of it! Calvin picks Adam up and hooks him up, he delivers a spine shattering suplex to Adam which leaves Adam Lax rolling in pain! Calvin leaps to his feet and heads up to the top rope! The fans cheering all the while!

Nester- THIS IS IT DOCTOR! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Calvin Johnson leaps off for a Shooting Star Press but, at the last moment Adam Lax rolls out of the way and Calvin hits nothing but, Canvas!! Calvin is holding his gut in pain as Adam rolls him over and hooks the leg, 1...... 2..... KICK OUT FROM CALVIN JOHNSON! Adam Lax stands up, pulling Calvin up as well, and hooks him in for the Chaos Engine! He signals to the crowd but, Calvin blocks it and hits a Northern Lights Suplex! 1..... 2....... KICK OUT!

The Doc- Both of these men know each other so well! It's a wonder how they are going to pull a win!

Calvin slams the mat with his fist and gets to his feet, Adam Lax slowly following, when they are both on their feet, Calvin pushes Adam into the ropes and whips him off to the other side, Adam comes back and is planted with a big Spinebuster! He goes for the pin! 1...... 2..... Kick out! Calvin stands, staring down at Adam Lax's pain filled face, a sadistic smile coming across Calvin Johnson's. He pulls Adam Lax to his feet and signals for the Rock Bottom, he hooks Adam up but, Adam reverses and attempts a short arm clothesline! Calvin ducks the clothes as Adam turns, and is me twith a kick to the gut! Calvin hits the Chaos Engine! HE HIT THE CHAOS ENGINE!!

Nester- HOW EMBARRASSING! HIT WITH YOUR OWN FINISHING MOVE!

The Doc- Not just that Nester but, how HARD Calvin planted Adam with that Chaos Engine!

Calvin rolls Adam Lax over, 1......... 2........... 3!!!!!!!! The bell rings and Calvin's theme hits as well!

The Doc- MY GOD! NEW CHAMPION! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! CALVIN JOHNSON DID IT! HE DID IT!!!!

The referee hands Calvin the title as he struggles to get to his feet, he then raises his arm high into the air, the fans reaching for the World Title. Suddenly Louie Fernando rushes out from the back, and hops into the ring, he celebrates with Calvin Johnson, when Dick Gazinya comes out...Dick grabs a microphone as he enters the ring.

Dick- HOLD THE PHONE! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE LOUIE?!

Louie- I DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE DICK HEAD! I'M CALVIN JOHNSON'S AGENT!

Dick then steps up and immediately Calvin steps in front of him. Calvin stares down Dick, who has a smug look on his face. Louie is screaming for Calvin to knock Dick out, when Calvin suddenly turns around and hits a Rock Bottom on Louie! The fans cheer fanatically, as Calvin stands up and turns to Dick, he then smiles and shakes his hand, "Walk" by Pantera hits and the two men walk to the back with the GFW title.

Nester- I can't believe it.....the GFW title is back in the hands of the Gazinya family!

The Doc- You better believe it....

Nester- Well you better believe that the Ringmaster finals are up next.

The Doc- They sure are. Podunk versus Stinky Steve!

The scene cuts to ringside where we see Dr. Williams and Nester DeFranco seated, in utter disbelief at what has transpired between Calvin Johnson and Adam Lax.

The Doc- Alright FOLKS! IT'S THE MATCH YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

Nester- YUP! ITS TIME FOR PODUNK VS STINKY STEVE!!!

The Doc- Got a nice ring to it.

The camera cuts to the ring where we see Stinky Steve, already in the ring, with a finger up his ass, probably searching for poop. Suddenly "Destroyer" by Anthrax hits and half of the building stands up and cheers for Podunk, it takes a few moments but, he appears from behind the curtain, fully decked out in a body suit to protect him from the Poop that Stinky Steve will no doubt use against him. He makes his way down to the ring.

The Doc- I think Podunk did the smart thing, by buying one of those suits!

Nester- Oh yeah, rather than just forfeit, he's actually going to compete!.... AGAINST STINKY STEVE!!

Podunk is now in the ring, standing, breathing slowly through the oxygen tank mounted on his back. The bell rings and Stinky Steve hops around. He then pulls his finger out of his ass. There is a big wad of poo on it, he chucks it at Podunk! It lands on the windshield of his helmet, and slides off. Podunk just stands there, almost gloating at Stinky. Stinky pulls another piece of poop out of his ass and throws it at Podunk again! This time hitting his shoulder, Podunk just laughs, and then charges at Stinky Steve, landing a huge Clothesline! Stinky Steve is down as Podunk begins to stomp the living hell out of Stinky Steve. Stinky Steve grabs the ropes and The ref forces Podunk to get off of him, Podunk laughs once more, and picks Stinky Steve up by the hair, pulling him away from the ropes, he kicks Stinky in the stomach and hits a devastating DDT! He rolls Stinky over and goes for the pin! 1..... 2......... KICK OUT!

Nester- There is STILL some life left in Stinky Steve!

Podunk stands up, pulling Stinky Steve along, and hooks him up for a German Suplex, he delivers as Stinky Steve lands directly on his neck! Podunk stands and does a little dance, the fans cheering for Podunk. He climbs the turnbuckle and poses, all the while Stinky Steve struggling up to his feet in the corner. He then stands, turns and runs full head of steam at Podunk, he pushes Podunk off of the turnbuckle and to the outside! The ref begins the mandatory 10 count.

1............2................3..........

Podunk gets to his feet

4................5...............6..............7............

Podunk slides back into the ring and stands up, staring down the little Stinky One. Stinky is about to run away when Podunk grabs him by the poo-infested hair and shoves him between his legs! Podunk poses for the crowd once more and hits a VICIOUS Powerbomb! He attempts the pin! 1........... 2........... Kick out once more!

The Doc- Where is Stinky getting this energy?!

Nester- From the Poo Fairy... from the Poo Fairy...

Podunk is getting in a fit as he yanks Stinky Steve up to his feet, he pulls Stinky over to the corner and climbs up, dragging a limp Stinky Steve as well. He then signals and leaps off, hitting a massive Breakout!!! He rolls Stinky Steve over for the cover! 1.......2..........3!!!! The bell rings and Podunk stands up, "Destroyer" by Anthrax blaring.

The Doc- MY GOD! PODUNK DID IT! HE IS THE RING MASTER!

Nester- Bah, garbage.

Suddenly Podunk's music cuts out and "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth blares over the PA System, The Gazinya Clan begin to file out from the back, being led by "Slick" Dick Gazinya, they all surround the ring, cocky expressions on their faces. Podunk is waiting in the ring, talking trash and begging one of them to step into the ring. Suddenly the lights go out. A few seconds later they come back on, there is a giant of a man standing behind Podunk!

The Doc- MY GOD! PODUNK! TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!!!!!

Podunk slowly turns and the huge fist of the Giant closes around his throat, breaking the seal of the protective body suit. He then lifts Podunk high into the air, and Choke Slam's him THROUGH THE RING! "Sweating Bullets" hits again as the Gazinya Family slide into the ring and surround the big Giant.

The Doc- COULD THIS BE THE NEW GAZINYA?!

Nester- IT HAS TO BE!

The Doc- MY GOD! HE'S FUCKING HUGE!!!! SHIT! WE'RE OUT OF TIME! FOR NESTER AND THE GOOD DOCTOR, THIS HAS BEEN GFW RINGMASTER!! SEE YOU IN THE UK!!!

The scene fades to black with the Giant Gazinya lifting Rod and Dick Gazinya onto his shoulders, the scene fading to black.

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