The show opens to the Redemtion logo as we can hear the fans in the Joe Louis Arena screaming in the backround. Suddenly the logo shoots out and comes back towards the screen, passing by the camera as the sold out Joe Louis Arena can now be seen. The camera pans around as we see a few select sign from the fans in the seats. One reads "PSP is a whiner" while another reads "Cut a damn roleplay". We head up to our commentators desk at the top of the ramp as Dr. Evan Williams and Rexford Hurlburt stand by, welcoming us to tonights event.
The Doc- Welcome folks to Redemption. Glad you could join us for tonights spectacular card. We have lots of big ones.
Rexford- We sure do. Tonights main event is a triple threat hell in a cell. GFW champion Rod Gazinya taking on Twisted and Xercist. Should cap off the night quite nicely don't you think Doc?
The Doc- I sure do but, we have a hell of an opener. The nWo's masked men are about ready to arrive and team Vain is out in the parking lot awaiting their arrival! Lets go out there right now!
The cameras cut to outside the arena in the back parking lot as we see Johnny Vain dressed in his steel toes and a pair of black jeans and t-shirt. With him is the Nesterman, Nester DeFranco along with Frankie Gazinya and for the first time in months, Giant Gazinya. The crew that Dick Gazinya assembled stands waiting for their opponents in this unsanctioned match up. Suddenly a black limo pulls up with an "nWo" license plate. Team GFW become focused as they watch the limo pull in slowly. Johnny Vain leads the pack as he rushes the limo and runs up onto the hood. He begins to kick the windshield out with his steel toes as Team GFW reluctantly stand back suddenly all the doors burst open and four masked men jump out. Vain stops kicking the window out and turns to look over the men wearing masks. Suddenly Nester reaches up onto the hood and trips up Vain who falls flat on his face. The masked men join in as does Frankie and the Giant. Everyone takes turns pummeling Vain on top of the limo when Frankie powerbombs Vain right into the windshield. One of the masked men gets up and pulls Vain out from the broken glass. He plants him with an inverted DDT onto the hood as Vain lies in a puddle of his own blood. THe masked man sits up and raises his hand. Nester slaps the man five as he reaches up revealing himself to be DICK GAZINYA! The crowd in the arena goes nuts but, not sure what to make of the situation. Another man step up and takes off his mask revealing the GFW champion Rod Gazinya while the next man does the same to reveal himself as Lawrence Jarvis. The fourth man gets ready to take off his mask but, Dick instructs him not to. The man listens as the seven men stand around the beaten down Johnny Vain. An ambulence rounds the corner as it appears this was a complete set up and Johnny Vain was just a pawn. Everyone leaves the scene as paramedics tend to Vain while we head back to the arena.
The Doc- I don't know what to make of what we just saw.....well actually I do but, I'm not telling anyone.
Rexford- Well I can honestly say I don't know a thing about it. Hopefully we'll find out what's going on and who the final masked man is sometime tonight but, what I do know is that up next we have a five man elimination match.
The Doc- We sure do and the winner will recieve a title shot for a belt to be determined at a later date. It's gonna be Garnere, Madden, Jarvis, Angel and Hobo Joe. Lets go down to ringside for our first official match up of the night.
'Stranglehold' by Ted Nugent starts to play as Michael Madden walks out onto the stage with his manager Jenna Larose. He stares down to the ring with a cold stare, then walks down towards the ring and up the steps as his manager follows. He ducks under the top rope and holds the rope down for Jenna Larose before striking as pose as his theme comes to an end.
The Doc- Well this elimination match is under way and we have Michael Madden on his way to the ring.
Rexford- This is a promising match.
The lights dim and start to flicker to a dark orange as "Sun Doesn't Rise" by Mushroomhead starts to boom over the P.A system as Vandenburg and Angel make their way past the curtains and onto the ramp as Angel looks around slowly before making his way down the ramp toward the ring. Angel stops right before the ring apron, looking around slowly before rolling into the ring, he slowly makes his way over to the turnbuckle where Vandenburg turns around in front of angel and points backwards at him with his thumbs.
Angel runs down to the ring and hits Madden with a couple rights and lefts sending him into the ropes and bouncing right into The Grace Stunner. Angel runs over and pins Michael Madden the referee count 1?2?3.
The Doc- Well the rest of the people have not even made their way out here yet.
Rexford- Well we already have out first elimination. Michael Madden is out of this match.
The camera show backstage as Garnere starts to walk from his locker room as we see Twisted stop him in the hall. Twisted looks at him and shows him the way to pass through. Garnere walks down to the ramp. "Everything You Want" begins to play and Garnere walks down to the ring and messes with the crowd as Twisted runs down the ramp and lays him out with a chair. Twisted picks up Garnere and rolls him into the ring. Angel immediately goes for the pin as the ref tells Twisted to move on. No music plays at all as Hobo Joe slowly makes his way out to the ring, asking fans for loose change, holding his hat out to them to drop it in. Hobo Joe knocks Angel down with a punch and goes for the pin on the lifeless Garnere. Garnere kicks out.
Twisted- Glad to join you boys over here.
The Doc- You almost cost Garnere the match.
Angel super kicks Garnere and gets the pin 1?2?3.
Rexford- Correction he did cost Garnere the match.
Twisted- Where is this Jarvis character he is supposed to be in this match?
My Way" Blasts out of the PA system and the crowd erupts into a huge applause as no one walks down the ramp. People look around as Jarvis bolts out from the crowd and hits Hobo Joe with a clothesline.
The Doc- Well this is about to pick up Jarvis looks to be on fire.
Rexford- I believe someone else has already eliminated two people.
Twisted- No, he only got the pin not the win that was my fault never mess with the twisted one.
Jarvis and Angel start stomping away on Hobo Joe as they throw him back into the ring. Angel throws him against the ropes and Jarvis hits a boot to the face. Angel goes for the pin as Hob Joe kicks out. Angel goes for a super kick on Jarvis as Hobo Joe trips Angel up. Hobo Joe stands up and gets hit with the Sensational Shot.
The Doc- Oh no he hit it that super kick to the throat.
Rexford- This is almost over.
Jarvis drops down and picks up the pin on Hobo Joe. The ref counts 1?2?3. Angel gets up and looks in Jarvis? eyes as they fix on him. Angel goes for a punch and Jarvis grabs Angels hand and swings it down. Jarvis kicks Angel in the side of the head as Angel falls down. Jarvis starts to taunt as Angel gets up and falls back down. Jarvis drops off the top rope and Angel hops back up. Angel hits Jarvis with some rights and lefts then Angel hits Jarvis with a spinning heel kick.
Twisted- Where are the power bombs and the impact moves these two will not make it anywhere?
The Doc- Let them do things their way.
Jarvis hits Angel with a power bomb as the ring begins to shake. Jarvis runs up the turnbuckle and hits a flying elbow. Jarvis taunts to the crowd as Angel gets up slowly. Angel turns around and Jarvis whips him into the turnbuckle. Jarvis pulls Angel up into the turnbuckle.
Rexford- What is he going to do?
The Doc- I think Angel is about to get his wings.
Jarvis hits Angel with the Sin Bomb. Jarvis picks Angel up and does the Sensational Shot. Jarvis does not go for the pin, but walks over to Twisted at the announcer table. Jarvis stares at Twisted as the ref looks towards Jarvis and begins a count. Jarvis runs into the ring and looks towards Angel with a smile on his face.
The Doc- Oh no this can not be he has a sadistic look on his face.
Twisted- Oh no I am the only one with that look.
Jarvis picks up Angel and hits him with another Sensational Shot. Jarvis goes for the pin as the ref counts 1?2?2 �. Jarvis starts stomping around pushing the ref. Angel gets up and tries to hit Jarvis with a clothesline, but, misses and knocks the ref out. Twisted get up and takes the chair he is sitting on and slides it into the ring tapping Angel?s foot. As Angel picks it up Twisted points and Angel is hit with another Sensational Shot. Jarvis picks up the chair and places it on Angel?s face then climbs the rope and hits a flying elbow off the top rope busting Angel open. Twisted drags the chair out of the ring. Twisted walks back over and sits down.
Twisted- Had to even out the match.
The Doc- Even it out? You handed it to him.
Rexford- Handed Jarvis the match they hate each other.
The ref comes to his senses as Jarvis Pins Angel. The ref slowly counts 1??.2???.3 the ref passes out in the ring after the bell rings.
The Doc- Well the winner of this match is Lawrence Jarvis.
Rexford- The only question left is which title will he get a shot at. I sure hope to see more of that sadistic side of Jarvis. Thanks to Twisted for joining us here tonight.
We head backstage as we see several GFW officials standing around a locker room door. The door comes open as the Jone Zay emerges. He heads past the officials, not paying attention to the as the camera heads back to the commentators.
The Doc- Well it looks like we are set for our next contest.
A mix of blue, black, and white strobe lights surround the entrance area. "I'll Never Be" by Hypo Fixx blares through the arena as Jone Zay struts in front of the audience and does the 10 finger diamond taunt and slams it down as he mists out water. Jone Zay makes his way to the ring, he slides in and gets on the top turnbuckle. He holds up the same taunt as lightning surrounds the ring. He turns and jumps down to the mat as his theme comes to an end.
Rexford- Wow! Jone Zay is looking pumped.
The Doc- Yeah, but look at who his opponent is, the champion.
Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" by Lostprophets plays loudly thru the PA system [A video feed starts and the words Welcome to WooDVille....appears. It then shows ReDWooD applying his finisher, entitled known as ReDRuM and ReDdogg, to GFW opponents. His name flashes all over the screen. Also showing him clapping fans hands] ReDWooD appears thru the curtain raising his hands. He stops at the top of the rampway smiling. Eventually making his way down towards the ring clapping fans hands. He jumps over the ropes and goes to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms. Finally he speaks after getting handed a mic from the announcer. He stands in the middle of the ring and look on. The fans cheer him on and you hear a "WooD" chant begin. Redwood walks into the middle of ring as does Jone Zay, they stare each other down and then look up at the X Championship, before Jone Zay can look back at Redwood, Red kicks him straight in the midsection, Jone Zau stumbles back to the corner, but then explodes with a clothesline sending Redwood to the floor.
Rexford- Jone Zay just exploded at Redwood!
Redwood backs up into the corner, Jone Zay mouths off....."That's my title, not yours!!" Redwood looks back up, before charging at Jone Zay and takes him down with a spear, he then gets up and pummels Jone Zay, who tries to pull himself back up. Redwood picks him up and and DDT's him. Red gets up and starts show boating for the fans, Jone Zay gets up and school boys Red the referee reminds Jone Zay that this match is a tables match.
The Doc- Jone Zay is having to be reminded?
Rexford- Is he stupid? Just get Redwood.
Redwood slides outside the ring and grabs a table, he slides the table into the ring, but Jone Zay is up, he runs against the ropes and baseball slides the table straight back into Redwood on the outside. Jone Zay gets out of the ring and goes after Redwood who is on the floor holding his ribs, he picks up Redwood and irish whips him into the security barrier, Red falls down to his knees and Jone Zay pushes him to the floor.
Rexford- The ribs of Red have gotta be hurting.
The Doc- That's a very smart move by Jone Zay, working on one part of Redwood.
Jone Zay picks up Redwood and slides him back into the ring with the table, then Jone Zay gets in. However Red is up and he chargs at Jone Zay and nails him with a flying forearm, both men are down.
Nester- Jone Zay could have the title won, he just has to put Red through a table.
Redwood uses the ropes to pull himself up he is favoring his ribs. Jone Zay gets back up as well, Redwood backs Jone Zay against the turnbuckle, he goes into him with some hard shoulder strikes, Jone Zay collapses, Redwood goes over to the table and picks it up, he sets it up in the corner, he picks up Jone Zay and irish whips him into the table, Jone Zay crashes into the table, but it doesn't break, Jone Zay holds his back in pain, Redwood runs at Jone Zay and goes for a splash but Jone Zay moves and Redwood goes straight to the outside.
Rexford- Goddamn!! Redwood has been destroyed.
The Doc- This could be it!!
Jone Zay rolls outside and puts the un-moving Redwood back in the ring, he goes for the table, he looks to powerbomb Red through the table, but Redwood gets a burst of strength and back drops him out of the ring.
The Doc- He did it! Redwood isn't out yet!
Redwood rolls outside the ring and sets up two tables, he then collects another and places it on top and another on that, Jone Zay tries to take down Redwood, but Red smashes his head into the turnbuckle, Red then rolls him back into the ring, he climbs up to the turnbuckle and looks to splash Jone Zay, but Jone Zay gets up and runs up the turnbuckle, he begins battling with Redwood, Redwood hits him in the gut, he then picks up Jone Zay and powerbombs him through the four tables to end the match.
Rexford- Holy Shit!!
The Doc- The match is over, I don't believe it, Redwood retains his title, but at what cost?
Rexford- I don't believe it, Redwood destroyed both himself as well as Jone Zay just to retain his title.
The Doc- He sure did and these fans appreciete it. Coming up next we have the big tag team championship match but, as I understand the Gazinya's are backstage as we speak.
We head backstage into the Gazinya's locker room as we see all the Gazinya including Dick, Rod, Frankie and the Giant along with Nester, Jarvis and one in the backround with a mask.
Dick- So should we reveal him now?
The man witht he mask stands up in the backround as he speaks in a distorted voice from the mask.
Masked Man- I'm gonna reveal myself before the next match is over...
Everyone nods in agreement as we head back to the commentators.
Rexford- Well apparently the masked man is going to get himself involved in this next match. Not sure why but, I'm sure we'll be finding out very quickly.
The Doc- Well up next the GFW tag team champions the Armed Forces, Top Gun and the Yankee Kid take on three other teams. The awkward duo of Mr. Fabulous and Rratt.....the self proclaimed greatest teag team ever Gideon and Stinyk Steve.....and lets not forget the former champs, the Rookie and PSP of the Last Call. I think it's time to goto the ring for this extrordinary table, ladders and chairs match up!
"Psycho Circus" by KISS begins playing throughout the arena, and in no time at all, Gideon runs down from the back and into the ring where he makes a big slide in and waves to the fans like a fool. GIdeon looks around, and doesn't see Stinky anywhere, but all of a sudden, Stinky comes riding down to the ring in his ceptic truck as Gideon begins chanting "STINKY, STINKY" but the fans just laugh and don't get involved in the rant. Gideon is dancing around the ring for no reason, while Stinky seems to have locked in his seatbelt and can't get it off.
The Doc- This really is one of the most odd ball teams I've ever seen here in the world of wrestling.
Rexford- A clown, and a nerd who plays in his poop and drives a ceptic tank to the ring... Who would have ever thought!
"Hit the Floor" blasts the PA System as Top Gun appears at the top of the ramp. The arena Darkens for about 5 seconds as Red and Blue Pyro shoots down either side of the ramp.Top Gun walks slowly down the ramp as light is slowly restored and climbs to the ring. He flips over the ropes and then climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises his hand to the crowd. Quickly, The Yankee Kid bolts out from the back and storms to the ring, and makes a big slide in, as he taunts to the crowd in his corner. Fans cheer holding union jack flags above them. Top Gun finally backflips from the turnbuckle into the center of the ring. As his feet hit the mat pyro explodes at each corner of the ring for a final time as his music dies down.
The Doc- The Armed Forces are my pick to win this match here! They have what it takes, and then some!
Rexford- They could very well be the next GFW Tag Team Champions!
A cheesey version of Ric Flairs old theme plays as Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder come out onto the stage. They get booed ferociously as they make their way to the ring. Fabulous walks up the steps and enters the ring and begins to do a set of jumping jacks as his theme cuts. Rratt walks out seperately after the music ends, and slowly walks out to the ring, then rolls in and just stares across at Fabulous.
The Doc- I don't know why Dick made this team. It's not even fair for them.
Rexford- They hate each other, there's no way they can win this match.
The Arena is packed to the rafters, all around the fans can be seen holding up plaques with there favorite superstars names on them, suddenly a faint crackling can be heard over the Pa system, and the arena is plunged into a dark red and black mist.
The Cameras pan across the crowd who are now hyped into a frenzy, as the camera hits the entrance ramp a figure can be seen swaying to the left and right. Suddenly he walks down towards the ring as the pyros explode all around him. He slides underneath the bottom rope and stands in the middle of the ring waiting for the match to begin. White fireworks fire into the air as Black Shuck hits the PA system as the Rookie walks down the ramp and flips over the top rope as fireworks fire out of each of the turnbuckles.
The Doc- Now all teams are in the ring!
Rexford- Well, besides Stinky Steve, he is having a bit of trouble with his seatbelt out there, and Gideon might be in a world of trouble on his own!
The bell sounds, as PSP and Yankee dash towards Last Call. Last Call however retalliate back, however with Top Gun and Rookie both dodging the charges, and going to work on PSP and Yankee Kid in the corners. Rookie and Yankee kid are battling it out, while Top Gun is manhandling PSP, and Rratt and Fabulous are already beginning to argue. Gideon is laughing about to see them yelling at one another, but he stops to pull out a long cloth from his mouth, that never seems to end. He keeps pulling it, and he gets it all out, and applauds to the crowd, but just then Top Gun runs over and clotheslines Gideon over the top rope and he lands spread eagle on the floor. Top Gun slides out of the ring, and grabs a stack of 5 chairs which are in the aisle, right in front of Stinkys truck, as he takes the time to laugh at Stinky who is still struggling, then 1 by 1 he tosses the chair into the ring. Top Gun now takes one of the tables which are set up along the safety rails, and slides one int he ring, and rolls in. Rratt and Fabulous have agreed, with the consulting of Lex Wonder, just to do their own thing but go after the opponenets. They agree and Rratt grabs Yankee Kid, then nails an atomic drop, then a back drop. Fabulous stomps away at Top Gun, who just came back in the ring, then takes one of the chairs and smashes it down across his back. Gun is down now, as Fabulous goes over to PSP and swings, but PSP reverses it and then low blows him and then slams him down to the mat hard. Rookie now, out of nowhere comes in flying off the top rope with a clothesline and takes Rratt out, but now Gideon has found his way back in the ring, carrying a pistol gun in his hand, which he points at PSP then Rookie, who hold their hands up in the air scared, but Gideon pulls the trigger and a "BANG!" flag pops out, then PSP and Rookie charge Gideon and double clothesline him over the top rope, but they all fall outside. Gideon gets to his feet right next to Stinkys door, who finally has gotten his seatbelt undone, and opens the door stepping out, but just then PSP charges for Gideon who ducks very quickly and PSP spears the door, which slams shut and smashes Stinky, which knocks him out of the match again. Gideon is checking on his Buddy, when next we know, Yankee Kid comes flying over the top rope with a high vaulting body press, which takes out Gideon, Rookie and himself!
The Doc- This match is carnage already. But now Rratt and Fabulous are starting to get up, if only they could work as a team, all they have to worry about in the ring is Top Gun, 2 on 1 is in their favor!
Rexford- Rratt and Fabulous I don't think CAN work as a team, though.
In the ring, Fabulous gets to his feet, and picks up Top Gun, and sets him in the corner. Rratt rolls outside the ring and takes the ladder which is set up on the left side of the ring, there is still another on the right side. Rratt slides it in the ring, as Fabulous nails Top Gun with the Fabulous Plex right on the ladder! Rratt now puts the ladder against the ropes, and drapes Top Guns arms inside the ladder, then runs and 619s the ladder right in his face, which hurts his legs, as he rolls outside right in front of the announcers table and holds his legs in pain and agony. Fabulous now sets up the ladder, and begins to scale it. Fabulous looks down at Rratt and sees him in pain, but shrugs his shoulders not caring, and makes it to the top. Fabulous is just about to grab the belts, when Gideon has picked up the spare tire of Stinkys truck and rolls it into the ring, which makes the ladder tip over, with Fab falling down face first on the ladder! Gideon rolls in the ring, but Rookie pulls him right out and punches away at Gideon, who is holding up against the ring apron, when Stinky sneeks up on him and shoves a poo pie right in the face of Rookie! The camera does a close up and you see the poo go into his mouth and nose as the fans let out a loud EWWWW! Gideon and Stinky high five each other, but PSP is right by them and is coming at them now, but Gideon and Stinky both duck is, then turn around and double clothesline PSP down hard! Stinky stays on the attack, throwing seemingly useless punches at PSP left and right, as Gideon sees Top Gun somehow up, and slowly making his way up the ladder. Top Gun has barely made it to the top, and is struggling, but is now reaching for the belts, he has ahold of them, but Gideon is on the other side and is squirting him with his water rose on his shirt, which causes Top Gun to swing aimlessly, and he shoves Gideon off the ladder, which sends him down hard right on top of the table he set in the ring earlier! Gideon is down, and Gun is about to grab the belts, he has ahold of them, but suddenly Stinky Steve has his ceptic hose and is spraying his ceptic poo all over Top Gun, which knocks the ladder down the opposite way, as Top Gun brutally lands hard outside the ring and knocks the back of his head against the announcer table! Top Gun is out cold, and the EMTs are rushing to the ring to check in on him, they carry him away, and take him to the back on a stretcher...
The Doc- Does this mean Yankee Kid is in this by himself?
Rexford- I think so. This can't be good for him, or for the career of Top Gun, I think he's hurt very badly!
Stinky Steve is the only one standing, as he rushes into the ring, and quickly sets up the ladder. Stinky begins bouncing up in the air, saying how this is his chance, and taking much too much time. Stinky quickly scales the ladder, but by this time, Rratt and Rookie are back up, and come at Stinky from both sides of the ladder. Rookie is right below Stinky, as he ducks under him ON THE LADDER, and sets him on his shoulders, and is at the very top, as Yankee Kid is on the other side and hits a side effect to Stinky, which has hurt all 3 men down on the mat hard! Gideon and PSP are getting to their feet, as Gideon picks up the table and sets it up in the corner, and looks at Mr. Fabulous who also is now on his feet. PSP gets into the ring, but Gideon runs at him and knees him in the gut, which knocks him down a bit, but Mr. Fabulous picks Gideon up for an atomic drop, but Gideon rolls out and whips Fab into the table, but it doesn't break. Gideon punches Fab a few times, making sure he stays still, then he picks PSP up and sets him basically stacked on Fab. Gideon gets in the opposite corner, runs and nails the Clownin Around but PSP falls down, and Gideon wipes out Fab through the table with the move! Gideon now gets to the top rope, but hops right back down, points to his head like he has an idea, then sets a chair on the chest of Fabulous then pops right back up to the top rope. Gideon jumps down and nails The Best Finishing Move of All Time on Fab and the chair, as Fab clutches his chest gasping for air, then rolls to the outside, still gasping for air. PSP and Rookie are both now up, as PSP catches Gideon with a crushing clothesline, taking him out. Stinky just gets up, and gets crushed with a double powerbomb by last call, onto the ladder! Last Call both set up the ladder, and begin climbing it on both sides. It looks like they have it here, but when they reach the top, a masked man runs out from the crowd with a baseball bat and then smashes the back of PSPs knee, which causes him to fall a few steps down. Then he does the same to Rookie, then takes the bat and hits the latch holding it up, as it folds back closed and the ladder tumbles over and out of the ring, with PSP and Rookie still on each side! The masked man pulls out a rope, and ties Last Call together, leaving some slack so he can drag them over to Stinkys truck, and he ties the slack to the front end. The man pulls off his mask, and it's Twisted! Twisted gets in Stinkys truck, and reverses it up to the ramp, then backstage, not to be seen again.
The Doc- That punk! And we might have to deal with him as our World Champion at the end of tonight! Damnit!
Rexford- I can't believe this. It's down to the self proclaimed "Greatest Tag Team of All Time," Rratt and Mr. Fabulous, and Yankee Kid on his own!
Gideon and Stinky are now the first ones up to their feet, as Stinky sets up the ladder from in the ring, Gideon rolls out and grabs the ladder on the right side of the ring and sets it up right next to Stinkys. They both scale their ladders and get to the tops, and high five each other, but Fabulous and Rratt are up. Instead of knocking the ladders down, they each climb one as well, and begin brawling with Gideon and Stinky at the top of the ladders. None of the guys are about to give up, when suddenly Yankee Kid comes flying in from the top rope trying to knock both ladders over, but he only hits Gideon, which falls off and takes Stinky down with him! Yankee Kid is also out, as Rratt and Fabulous easily pick off their championships, to become new GFW Tag Team Champions!
The Doc- I can't believe they did it...the most unlikely duo.
Rexford- I'm surprised they were able to do it as well but, what amatch.
We head backstage with the cameras as a big black man with African makeup pounds on Dick Gazinya's office door. We hear Dick call for the person to enter as when he does, Dick gives him a funny look, not sure what to make of the weird black man.
Dick- Uhhh....who the hell are you?
The man walks around the office membling some jumbo about "BG" which Dick can barely understand.
Dick- What the hell are you talking about you African jungle bunny?
The man stops and looks at Dick over his desk as he speaks quite clearly which seems odd.
BGK- Brian Graves?
Dick laughs as the man tilts his head as if he is waiting for an answer to somethign that isn't a question.
Dick- Nah man you are in the wrong place.....that pud ain't here. I wouldn't have scum like that work for me. But, uh....maybe you should stick around.....I might be able to locate him.
A smile comes over Dick's face as he picks up his phone. We head back to the arena.
The Doc- That was odd....Brian Graves sure isn't in the GFW. Hey wait a minute....
Suddenly "YMCA" by the Village People begins to play as everyone stands up to see what is going on. Suddenly a gay looking, muscle man steps out from the back and does a gay ass pose on top of the ramp.
Rexford- Hey that's Sexy Strong Man from the nWo....what is he doing here?
The Doc- How would you know that?
SSM continues to the ring as he steps over the second rope like a lady and calls for a microphone. When the "Faggot" chants dies down, SSM begins to speak.
SSM- Hi guys....thanks for the warm welcome. Now I know this must be a surprise but, not to me it isn't. I just left the nWo and slapped the biggest sexual lawsuit on them that they have ever seen. They wanted to judge me by my sexuality.....well they can cough up the dough. Everyone wants to see the Sexy Strong Man in the ring and there is no question that I left that joint....and I'm coming to the GFW!
The fans begin to boo but, SSM smiles anyway.
SSM- Thank you...it's nice to find a place to call home....
Suddenly 'Voices in my head' by Bizzy Bones kicks up over the PA system as Lunatic
Security walks down and surounds the ring. The lights go out and a red
strobe light flashes as smoke shots off donw the ramps. Stacey comes out
and the light slows down as smoke rises at the entrance and Twisted
appears. Walking down the isle Twited shake hands with the fans then runs
to the ring where he quickly boots SSM in the stomach and drops him to the mat with a huge DDT. SSM rolls out of the ring as Twisted poses for the fans.
The Doc- Thank god Twisted came out and did something....
Rexford- He better watch out unless he wants a lawsuit like the nWo has on them. But, it looks like the mian event is abotu ready to start.
The Doc- This young man has a real chance right here if he can pick up the
win over Xercist and Rod Gazinya.
Rexford- Winning the GFW World Title would be a great career achievement
for him, I think he might be able to do it.
The arena lights slowly dim to black. "X Gonna Give it to Ya" hits the PA.
At the first chorus hits, pyro shoots a red X into the arena, as Xercist
appears at the top of the ramp. X walks from side to side, working the
crowd, before slowly walking towards the ring. After stepping over the top
rope, X poses on 2 opposite turnbuckles, throwing his arms into the air
forming an X above his head.
The Doc- There's my pick right there! The guy who's going to defeat Rod
Gazinya for the GFW World Championship right here tonight!
Rexford- I don't know Doc. He's really good, but I think Rod's going to
walk away victorious yet again!
The lights in the arena go off yet again. Sweating Bullets begins to play,
when suddenly we see Rod Gazinya being carried down to the ring on a wire
from the rafters, shades of Shawn Michaels great WrestleMania intro!
Bursts of flames and fireworks and explosians begin to shoot off all over
the place, as Rod slowly gets closer and closer to the ring. The cable
stops, right on top of the hell in a cell structure that is still chained
in the air, as Rod carefully gets off his wire and grabs onto the side of
the cell. The cell now begins to lower, as Rod ascends to the top of it.
Rod just now reaches the top of it, when the cell is about thirty feet in
the air, as he stands on top showboating, but loses his footing and falls
off the structure! The whole crowd lets out a gasp as Rod tumbles down the
good thiry feet, and through the announcers table! The fans and everyone
in the arena are in shock, including Xercist and Twisted who look on in
shock, as the cell finally lowers completely. EMTs and paramedics rush to
the ring to check on Rod, but Rod somehow has the strength to refuse their
help, and gimps to the door of the cell on the other side, but right
before he can open it, he collapses, out cold. The EMTs pick him up and
set him on the stretcher and carry him away. When they reach the ramp,
Dick Gazinya walks out, with a tear in his eye and begins to speak.
Dick- I'm sorry to the fans, but it doesn't seem that Rod will be
competing tonight. However, the match must go on! Rod will be fine within
a couple weeks I assure you! This match is now a one on one bout! However,
I am going to give Rod the first shot at the title, that he has never lost
when he returns! Now, let's get on with the show!