GFW Presents - Gazinya Wars '06

The video opens to a dark, bold GFW logo in red lettering on the screen. The letters fade as the promotional piece plays, hyping up the matches and showing the build up from Tuesday Night Prime. Frankie Gazinya is shown interjecting himself into the X Title picture with the Yankee Kid. Afterwards the Yankee Kid proclaims himself to be a true role model as the fans boo him in the latest turn of events. Mike Moore bad mouths Jack Brown, challenging him to try his luck for his FXW IC title. The match is accepted and we are shown hype for the debuts of several new GFW superstars. Victor Pyscho is shown mowing over opponent after opponent at Prime, earning his shot at the GFW world championship. Rod Gazinya appears and demands a rematch for HIS GFW title. GFW east General Manager, Nester DeFranco makes the main event a triple threat and is sure to make more drama by making it a TLC match to top it off.

The promo ends and we cut to inside the GFW arena in Queens Bridge, NYC. There is a full house in the small venue. A dialog appears on the screen announcing 985 fans in attendance despite some open seating. The camera pans around to see the sound booth, then to the luxury press boxes of the Gazinya's. Through the glass we can see the entire Gazinya clan. GFW owner Dick Gazinya along with his brother scheduled to main event tonight, Rod Gazinya and Frankie Gazinya with a slew of crack whores. The camera pans down to the announcers table as Rexford and the 'Good Doctor' stand by. "Down With the Sickness" plays through the sound system as the crowd stand to greet the GFW east GM, Nester DeFranco as he makes his way to the ring.

Nester comes out in a pair of blue jeans and a black GFW t-shirt. With mircophone in hand he heads to the ring and hops up onto the ring apron. He turns to the crowd and raises his arm into the air. The fans give him due respect and then he turns around and steps between the ropes. His music cuts and then he prepares to speak.

Nester - Look....thanks for coming out tonight. I know recently the GFW has been on the decline and tonight is no different.

The fans boo as the Gazinya's in the press box look on. By the looks on the fans faces and the signs in the crowd, it is erily similar to the crowds reaction at the Rod Gazinya Memorial show a couple years back just before the GFW went on a hiatus.

Nester - Yeah I know this sucks. It would be nice to really keep this GFW tradition going but, to be honest I'm not sure how long it will last. I will say however that Tuesday Night Prime will return here to the GFW arena a couple weeks from now on Tuesday, November 14th. As for tonight, I don't expect tonights show to completely disappoint. The triple threat main event for the world title will still go down.

The crowd do get excited knowing that they will not leave tonight without getting their moneys worth.

Nester - Yep that's right Rod Gazinya up there in the press box as you can all see and the champ Kid Kaos is also here. Victor Pyscho will be here and I promise they will deliver. Other than that the X title match between the Yankee Kid and Frankie Gazinya will still go down. That should just about do it because the FXW has filed a lawsuit against us and we will not be able to offer that FXW IC title match between Mike Moore and Jack Brown. Yea I feel like a bone head for agreeing on that but, it wouldn't matter because Jack Brown isn't here and neither is his XWO cronies. Apparently the XWO walked out when they realized that had zero talent. Last I heard they are back on the streets drinking 40's and trying to figure out where they went wrong.

The crowd laugh to the thought of no more XWO but, their laughter is cut short when Nester informs them of other news.

Nester - So that explains why the Summers Boys already wrestled some preliminary guys before we even started. Also the debut match between Mike Stelzner and El Dragon Del Sol isn't happening. Apparently their deals have not been finalized and it is unclear when they will debut. Hopefully we will be able to bring that to you at Tuesday Night Prime. So we are left with the world title match as our main event and this next match for the X title which I'm sure you will all enjoy.

Nester leaves the ring as the Star Spangles Banner begins to play. The Yankee Kid emerges from the back to a chorus of boos as he carries the GFW X title with him.

Doc - Unfortunetely tonights event didn't shape up as we had hoped but, this next match is sure to be interesting.

Rex - What I think is interesting is how the fans have embraced Frankie Gazinya and his disgusting porn endeaver while they have turned their backs on the Yankee Kid, a true role model and a good American.

Doc - It's because Frankie's new direction is entertaining and that's what we are about. That's why the XWO is no longer with us.

The Yankee Kid hops down from the turnbuckle with the X title in hand as some sleazy porn music hits the sound system. Frankie Gazinya comes out with crack whores in hand as well as his new DVD, Crack Whores Gone Wild.

Doc - Dick has taught Frankie well. Frankie is becoming quite the entrepreneur, out here advertising for his new video as well as using his exposure to his advantage to get himself an X title match.

Rex - Yea but, who else is going to wrestle him? We don't have any talent...you know that.

The Doc just slaps his forehead and shakes it in disbelief. Frankie's music stops as he is shoved by the Yankee Kid. The crack whores hurry out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell to get things underway.

Doc - Here we go. No rules because this is an X title match.

Rex - Yea and we aren't in some bar in San Fran so no disgruntled bar owners to spoil us of the Xtreme rules the GFW fans have become known to love.

Frankie and the Kid go back and forth, slugging it out in the middle of the ring until Frankie corners the Kid and whales on him pretty good. The Kid dodges a shoulder block into the corner and works his way out to the middle of the ring. He hits a quick dropkick sending Frankie into the corner. He runs up and tries for a Frankiensteiner but, Frankie shoves him off and the Kid goes across the ring and lands flat on his back on the apron. Frankie goes for a big elbow drop but, the Kid moves out of the ring and rolls to the outside.

Doc - This is pretty fast paced thus far.

Rex - They both want this one.

The Kid walks around the outside and lifts up the apron looking for a weapon. He pulls out a steel chair and heaves it into the ring then goes looking for more weapons. Frankie grabs the chair and waits for the Kid to emerge. He does with a stop sign. He gets up onto the apron and Frankie lunges at him with the chair but, the Kid ducks and rams the stop sign into Frankie's midsection. He smacks him across the top of the head and flips over the top rope with a sunset flip but, can only manage a two count. The Kid picks Frankie up and tries for a fameasser but, Frankie shoves him to the ground hard and tries to regain his senses.

Doc - This is getting interesting.

Rex - Frankie is overpowering the Kid but, the Kid has no quit in him. He is determined to walk out of this match someone the fans can look up to.

Frankie whips the Kid to the turnbuckle and follows up but, is met with a big boot by the Kid and the Patriot drop, catching Frankie's face on the edge of the stop sign. Frankie is busted open and the Kid makes the cover but, still can't seem to get him pinned. He sets up the chair underneath Frankie and heads to the top rope for the Shooting Stars forever! Frankie moves at the last second and both men are hurt and on the mat. Suddenly someone appears from the back. Dressed in an odd attire of leather chaps and a mask but, nothing underneath his chaps. His hard cock exposed but, censored for the fans watching on video, he heads to the ring. He walks right into the ring and picks up the steel chair. The crowd is going nuts but, unsure what is about to happen.

Rex - That guys Dick is hanging out....what is going on here?

Frankie gets to his feet and the masked man with the huge erection clubs him over the head as soon as he turns around. He picks up Frankie and bends him over. The crowd all simultaniously gasp as the masked man yanks down Frankie's pants exposing his bare white ass and then proceeds to ram his hard cock up Frankie's ass.

Doc - There is something very wrong with this picture!

Rex - Oh you think?

Frankie's eyes buldge out of his head as the masked man inserts his cock into his anus. From there the man shoves Frankie to the ground and raises his hand into the air as if he just gained some sort of victory. He exits the ring and the Yankee Kid rushes over and goes for the cover, pulling on the tights to get a cheap win. The bell sounds and the Yankee Kid makes a quick exit and grabs his GFW X title, leaving the arena. Meanwhile the masked man enters the ring with a microphone in hand.

Penetrator - Say hello to the Penetrator! Frankie...you are no longer the only porn star here in the GFW! That's right I'm straight from the porn industry and my specialty is if you couldn't have guessed it....ANAL!

The crowd roar with laughter as Frankie, embarassed rolls out of the ring. His face is bright red, yet he manages to pull his pants back up all the way and hurry to the back.

Penetrator - That's right Frankie....run! You won't be showing your face here again after I've embarassed you beyond recognition. It was that simple....now I AM THE ONLY PORN STAR in the GFW! So what are you going to do when the Penetrator, penetrates YOU! You're gonna run just like all these fans just saw you do!

The Penetrator exits the ring as the announcers look at each and are like WTF. Speecheless, the commentators watch as the Penetrator heads back to where he came from.

Rex - I'm not sure what we just saw there but, I would be very suprised if Frankie shows his face in public again after that display. That is public humiliation and to top it all off, he didn't leave with the X title either.

Doc - I don't have a comment on that one.

The cameras turn back to the stunned crowd and then back up to the luxury press box up above. Dick and Rod are stunned as well to the recent happenings. But, it is time regardless for the main event. Rod heads out so he can come to the arena for his main event triple threat match. The lights dim as the start of "Who?" by Jae Millz hits the GFW arena amps getting the fans going. When the beat drops, Kid Kaos hits the top of the rampway talking trash as he is known to do. He walks down to the ring with his GFW title in hand and hops to the second rope of the far corner. He looks out into the cheering crowd and starts bouncing his hand up and down in front of him all da fans joining in. He drops down and gets ready for the match by stretching and bouncing on the ropes.

Rex - This is the GFW champ and he has held it for sometime.

Doc - Yea but, he hasn't had to face Rod Gazinya and Rod proved that Kid Kaos' win over him was a fluke when he pinned Kid Kaos and Nester at the same time in a tag team title defense.

Rex - Well Victor Pyscho is also involved in this one as well.

The lights dim as "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor hits the PA and the fans stand on there feet chanting "We want blood, we want blood". Victor Psycho emerges from behind the curtain with a shopping cart filled to te brim with foreign objects such as barbed wire, bags of thumbtacks, florecent light tubes, and even cactus plants. Before he can get to the ring his music cuts and Rod Gazinya can be heard over the pa system as he makes his way out into the arena with a microphone in hand. Victor Pyscho turns around and listens as does Kid Kaos inside the ring.

Rod - What kind of business do you have out here anyways? Apparently Victor Pyscho is too good to cut a promo for the match and he still thinks he deserves to be out here!

The fans begin to boo Victor as he looks around at the crowd.

Rod - Well you know what? That's bullshit and everyone knows it! So I'm going to to give you the opportunity to either walk away right now or me and Kid Kaos here are going to put our differences aside for the moment and beat your ass senseless for making the mistake of a lifetime!

Victor is looking back and forth waiting on making up his mind. Suddenly from behind Kid Kaos comes out of the ring as the officials raise his title into the air from a cord. He grabs a florescent light from Victor's cart and shatters it over his face as he turns around. Rod meanwhile clocks Victor with the microphone right in the face. From there on out Rod and Kid Kaos take turns beating Victor with his own weapons until he is a bloody mess. After a brutal assualt, Rod and Kid Kaos look to the back to see the medics come to take Victor away. By then they decide to get things started. They begin to slug it out, outside the ring as the bell sounds.

Rex - We are underway and this is now just a one on one affair as Rod and Kid Kaos have teamed up to take Victor Pyscho out of this match.

Doc - Well he was given a simple choice and he took the hard way out. That's what he gets for failing to cut a promo this week after earning a GFW title shot!

Rex - Well enough about that guy.....we have a match on our hands right now!

Rod Gazinya and the champ fight it out all over the outside, taking turns having the advantage as the crowd goes nuts. Rod slams Kaos into the barrier. He runs up onto the apron and leaps off with a spinning wheel kick, leveling the champ. The crowd goes nuts as Rod lands knife edge chop after knife edge chops before throwing the champ into the ring. He grabs a ladder from under the ring and sets it up on the outside. He leaps up to the barrier then climbs up to the top of the ladder. Kid Kaos is to his feet in the ring and Rod leaps of with a flying cross body taking the champ down but, not registering a cover.

Rex - That's right you have to get the title if you want to be the champ!

Rod whips Kid Kaos into the turnbuckle, ramming him into the ring post in the process. Kid Kaos looks like he is hurting but, Rod doesn't let up. He twists the arm up and drops the champ down with a leg drop over his shoulder and locks in an arm bar. He holds it for a while then lets go and stomps the champs shoulder multiple times before going back outside the ring. He folds up the ladder and slides it into the ring but, the champ is up and he lands a baseball slide into the ladder, ramming it into Rod's chest. He slingshots back into the barrier as Kid Kaos dives through the ropes, tackling Rod. The crowd is chanting 'holy shit' as both men lay on the outside.

Doc - This match is going to deliver...I can tell you that right now!

Rex - These are the best the GFW has to offer right here.....it's no wonder that it took this long for these guys to hook up in the ring again!

Kid Kaos leaps up onto the ring apron and then quickly jumps off with the K-Liner! The crowd is at their feet as the champ picks up Rod and rams him into the steel steps. Kid Kaos slides the ladder into the ring and then goes back to work on Rod. He picks him up and drops him across the barrier. Kid Kaos back to the apron and he signals for the Kaos Koast to Koast springboard dropkick. He leaps off at Rod but, Rod moves out of the way and Kaos lands onto the barrier. Hurt, he falls into the crowd. Rod tries to regain his senses as he works his way back to his feet.

Doc - This is what the GFW is all about right here!

Rex - That looks like it did a number on the champ and now they are fighting it out in the crowd!

Rod is in the crowd with the champ as he pummels him in the crowd. He grabs someones drink and throws it into the champs face then lands a forearm to follow it up. Rod quickly wraps the Kid's arm around his neck and snap suplexes him onto the barrier. Rod takes a few steps back as the crowd clears. He quickly hits a crecent kick to the champs jaw sending him back to the floor outside the ring. Rod hops up onto the barrier and raises his arms into the air. The crowd scream as Rod leaps off with a swanton bomb. Both men lay in a pile on the outside as the fans once again scream 'holy shit' showing respect for the best the GFW has to offer.

Doc - Rightfully so these fans are showing their respect!

Rex - For all the bullshit the GFW fans have to put up with, it is all worth it when they get to see matches like this!

Both men begin to make it to their feet as they take turns slugging it out back and forth. Rod gets the upperhand and scoops up the champ. He slams him to the arena floor and gets on top of Kid Kaos, repeatedly slugging him in the face. Kid Kaos covers up then rolls over, getting his shots in as well. Both men get up as they distance themselves from each other. Kid Kaos goes for a spin kick but, Rod ducks and kicks at Kaos. Kid Kaos catches his foot and Rod goes for the enziguri but, the champ ducks and hangs on, locking in the Kaos Krab! The fans are going nuts as the champ clenches in the hold. Rod screams out in pain but, there are no submissions. After a lengthy amound of time, the champ lets up and then hits the Drop Dat, the springboard tornado DDT. Rod is out on the out side of the ring as Kid Kaos heads into the ring. The crowd is hot as the champ sets up the ladder. He adjusts it just right beneath the title above as he begins to climb it.

Rex - Is he going to retain his title?

Doc - Rod isn't going to make it in time!

Kid Kaos makes it up the ladder and reaches for the title but, it mysteriously pulls up and out of his reach. Kaos looks angry as the title drops back down and he takes another swipe at it. It moves back up, infuriating him. Meanwhile Rod Gazinya is getting up on the outside. Kid Kaos looks down and decides to leap to the outside with the K-Dog flying clothesline from the top of the ladder to the outside of the ring on Rod Gazinya! Both men are on the ground as the fans get back into their 'holy shit' chants.

Doc - These guys are giving everything they have!

Rex - Yea including some cheap manueverings with the GFW title up there!

Doc - I don't know what you're talking about!

Kid Kaos begins to get up with a limp as we can tell he is hurting but, Rod Gazinya may have gotten the worst of it since he is still down. Kid Kaos picks up his challenger and rolls him into the ring. the champ follows as he orders Rod to get to his feet. Rod slowly begins to stir as the fans go nuts. As Rod makes it to his feet, Kid Kaos hits the Full Surface but, Rod slips out and slides down the champs backside. Rod catches him in a guillotine drop but, Kid Kaos backflips out of it. Rod turns around and picks the champ up with a tombstone piledriver. Somehow Kid Kaos gains leverage and reverses the move and he now has Rod up for a tombstone. He slams Rod down as the crowd goes nuts!

Rex - He just hit Rod with his own move!

Doc - He did and what will happen next?

Kid Kaos points to the belt above as he begins to climb the ladder, slowly due to his injured leg. The crowd gets hotter with each step as the champ slowly makes his way to the top. Rod suddenly flips back to his feet and grabs Kid Kaos from behind, back suplexing him off the ladder. The ladder rocks and falls across the champs body with a thunderous thud in the ring. Both men lay in the middle of the ring as the crowd stands firmly behind both men involved in this match. Eventually Rod gets up and motions that he is going to finish it. He picks up Kid Kaos and scoops him up over his shoulder. He takes a few steps back to the corner and comes running in, powerslamming the champ across the ladder. The champ bounces up and the ladder comes out from beneath him.

Rex - This is insane!

Doc - Rod Gazinya is making a statement!

Rod sets up the ladder in the corner of the ring as Kid Kaos clutches his ribs. The challenger climbs up to the top of the ladder and from across the ring lands a picture perfect Total Devastation frogspash across the champ. The ring shakes and the fans all at their feet, waiting to see if Rod will be able to get up after looking like he is in obvious pain. Rod finally pulls it together and makes it to his feet, clutching his ribs as Kid Kaos lays in the ring in a fetal position. Rod pulls the ladder to the middle of the ring and begins to climb it slowly. Kid Kaos makes no attempt to get up as he is obviously injured from a frogsplash fifteen feet in the air. Rod finally makes it to the top and snatches the GFW world title as he holds it up high in the air in the middle of the ring. The bell sounds and this thing is over. The fans give a standing ovation as Rod soaks up the cheers and the accomplishment of winning his fifth GFW world title.

Doc - Rod is once again the GFW champion and there is nothing bad to say about the former champ Kid Kaos because he put on a hell of a match as he always does. Tonight was just not his night.

Rex - Hey look! Rod is a sportsman afterall!

Rod hops down from the ladder and drapes the GFW world title over his shoulder. He looks down to Kid Kaos who is beginning to get up. Still on one knee, Kaos looks up to see the new champion. In a true act of sportsmanship, Rod extends his hand to the former champ.

Doc - Rod Gazinya is a class act!

Rex - Wait! Look who that is!

Kid Kaos goes to extend his hand but, to everyones surprise B-Pac from the old WoW comes through the crowd and waffles Kid Kaos from behind. Rod laughs and turns his back on the former champ as B-Pac stomps him in the middle of the ring. Rod exits the ring and slowly makes his way to the back, interacting with fans on the isleway.

Doc - This must be the old WoW star Dick was talking about!

Rex - He did say he was talking to someone from his WoW days who would make an impact here in the GFW and save the company but, B-Pac?

B-Pac stands over the former GFW champ and raises his arm into the air. Boos fill the arena as B-Pac enjoys every minute of it. It has been a long time since B-Pac has been in the spotlight and this is one of the true shocking moments in GFW history. Tonight B-Pac came to the GFW! The show goes off the air as the camera zooms in on the legendary superstar!

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