The GazinyaSlam logo flashes across the screen before we cut to the live audience at the First Union Arena in Wilkes-Barre, Pennysylvania. The fans hot on their feet as the arena seems to be jam packed. The camera pans around the audience, stopping on select fans wearing GFW apparel as it continues to a shot of the entrace ramp. The GFW logo hangs above the entrance curtain as pyro begins to explode. A deafening roar comes over the crowd as smoke billows to the roof of the arena. A siren begins to blair as the Nasty Dick Experience step out on stage. Dick Gazinya dressed in a fine tan Armani suit and a cleanly shaven head while Nester sports blue jeans and a black 'GFW' t-shirt. Dick raises a microphone to his lips as the crowd begins to settle down.
Dick- Welcome everyone to GazinyaSlam! We're here live at the First Union Arena in lovely Wilkes-Barre, Pennysylvania for a night of red hot action! Are you all ready?
The crowd roar with approval as Dick smiles.
Dick- Great....now lets get this thing started off like only the GFW knows how!
The NDE find their respective seats up on the ramp behind the commentators desk as "Offline P.K." begins to play. The arena lights begin to flicker as smoke fills the rampway. The crowd cheer as Adam Lax walks out. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises his arms then walks down to the ring. After sliding under the bottom rope he walks over to his corner, leans against the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent to come down to the ring.
Nester- Adam Lax sure has his work cut out for him this week. Last week he had the opportunity to become the first ever GFW Television champion but....
Dick- Yes, we all know. Lax backed out and let Jugernaut do all the work. Now it's one on one. There will be no excuses. He has to fight this man and it's gonna be a ladder match!
"Bad Religion" plays over the loudspeakers as the fans go wild. The GFW Television champion Jugernaut slowly walks his way past the curtain. He glares at the NDE who sit at the commentators desk before walking to the ring. When Jugernaut is in the ring, he raises his arms on all for sides of the ring as Adam Lax does't take one eye off from his opponent. The music dies down as the two sensational athletes meet in the center of the ring and have a staredown. The ref holds the television title up into the air as he straps it to a cord which ascends up above the ring before signaling for the bell.
Nester- We are underway!
Dick- I have a feeling that these two might just steal the show!
Adam Lax turns to walk away but, suddenly turns back with a quick right hand to Jugernaut. Jugs blocks and begins to hammer away as Lax stumbles back. The crowd go estatic as the two slug it out. Jugs whips Lax to the ropes and swings a hard clothesline but, Lax ducks underneath and comes back with a clothesline of his own. Jugs stumbles back as Lax lunges at him with another clothesline. The two go tumbling over the top rope as Lax lands on top and hammers away at Jugs face.
Nester- So what is it....is Lax a coward or is he just really smart?
Dick- I've never known Adam Lax to be a coward and he's showing that right now.
Lax picks Jugs up to his feet and nails a few knife edge chops. Jugs screams out loud before fighting back with some of his own. The two slug it out in the isle as Jugernaut whips Lax into the ring apron. Lax slides to the ground as he holds his back in pain. Jugs walks over to his opponent but, Lax kicks him in the knee. He kicks again as Jug begins to favor the knee. Lax nails a jawbreaker sending Jugs down. He then goes around the ring and lifts up the ring apron looking for the ladder.
Dick- Now the ladder will come into play.
Lax drags the ladder out and carries it when suddenly Jugernaut comes around the corner and boots the ladder into his face. Lax gets sent to the ground as Jugs picks him up by the hair and whips him into the steel steps. A sickening thud echoes throughout the arena as the fans scream in a loud frenzy. Jugernaut grabs Lax and tosses him into the ring. He grabs the ladder as well, sliding it under the bottom rope as he climbs up onto the apron. Jugs looks out to the crowd as he raises his arm into the air. He turns around only for Lax to already be up, landing a knee into his side. Jugs flies off the apron into the guardrail as Lax slingshots himself over the top rope with a cross body. The fans chant 'Holy Shit' as the two lay on the ground outside the ring.
Nester- Only in the GFW Dick!
Dick- Well yeah....what did you think Nester? Did you think this place was gonna be some pushover organization? Uh uh....this is top notch wrestling you fans are seeing here today. Gazinya Family Wrestling will go to the top.....that is with the help of you fans!
Lax begins to get to his feet as he peels the rubber matting up off from the ground, revealing the concrete floor. He grabs Jugs by the back of his shirt and sets him up for a piledriver. Jugs fights it but, Lax won't let him get him over with the back drop. Jugs again with an amazing feat of strength flips Lax over his head onto the padding. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a table, setting it up from the ring apron to the steel barracade. From there he carefully sets Lax onto the table as he climbs up onto the apron. He runs across and goes for a leg drop but, Lax rolls off sending Jugs through the table. Lax pulls himself to his feet as he slides into the ring. The crowd cheer as he gets to the ladder setting it up in the middle of the ring. He leans onto the steps, catching his breath.
Nester- What are you doing Lax? Go get that title!
Lax finally steps onto the ladder and begins to climb slowly. Jugs begins to stir as he pulls himself up by the apron. He sees Lax climbing the ladder and rushes into the ring, grabbing Lax by his shirt and heaving him from the ladder. Jugs falls to the mat as both men lay there catching their breathes.
Dick- I'm one hell of a promoter aren't I? This is turning out to be one hell of an opener. We still have tons more action after this one!
Jugernaut climbs to his feet as he grabs the ladder and folds it up. He smashes it over Lax's back then takes it and leans it into the corner. He grabs Lax and leans him into the ladder as he walks to the opposite end of the ring. Suddenly he runs full steam with a clothesline but, Lax moves out of the way causing Jugs to smash into the ladder. Lax wraps his arms around Jugs waist and lands a German suplex. He gets up and drags Jugs to his feet. A belly to belly suplex finds its mark as Lax heads to the top rope. He looks around and then down to his fallen opponent before leaping off with the 'Avignon' a 450 splash but, Jugs lifts his knees as Lax rolls around in pain.
Nester- I think that Jugernaut irritated his knee. Lax already targeted that and now I think it's paying off.
Jugs rolls around holding his knee as both men begin to get to their feet. Lax lunges at Jugs but, gets met with a kick to the stomach. A double underhook DDT finds its mark giving Jugernaut time to regroup. He pulls himself up by the ropes and waits for Lax to get up. When he does he reaches him arm out, catching him by the throat preparing for the chokeslam. Lax quickly kicks him in the knee and breaks free. He clips the leg, dragging Jugs to the corner. He slides outside and wraps up Jugs legs into a figure four around the ring post. The crowd erupts as he tightens the hold. Jugernaut screams out in pain as he sits up, looking down at Lax outside of the ring.
Dick- I don't think I've seen this move done since....well since the last time I did it!
Nester- This will take a lot out of Jugernaut and it will prevent him from climbing that ladder.
Finally Lax lets go of the hold as he grabs a chair by ringside. He rushes into the ring and smashes the chair across Jugernauts knee before picking him up and landing the 'Chaos Engine' an implanted DDT onto the chair. The crowd cheer as Lax gets up and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He begins to climb up slowly as it appears that Jugernaut is not gonna get up. Lax reaches his last step as he tries to reach for the title above. Suddenly out of no where, Rod Gazinya hops the barracade and rushes up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps across the ring with a spinning wheel kick, sending the ladder to come crashing down and Lax to fall to the outside of the ring. Another 'Holy Shit' chant breaks out as Rod poses for the crowd. He exits the ring and head up the ramp.
Nester- Now what was that all about....hey wait a minute...
Dick- You don't make challenges that you aren't prepared to make. Adam Lax did just that. He challenged Rod and now Rod will be all over him until he is nothing more than a name in the history books!
Rod walks up to the announcers table at the top of the ramp as he slaps Dick's hand before walking backstage. Meanwhile Jugernaut begins to stir. He sits up and sees the ladder laying down on the canvas as he then notices Lax out cold on the outside. He gets to his feet and shrugs his shoulders as he sets up the ladder, limping in the process. He begins to climb slowly as his knee is not in very good shape. Finally he reaches the top and reaches for his Televsion championship. He pulls it down as the bell sounds. 'Bad Religion' begins to play as Jugernaut poses on top of the ladder with his championship. The crowd approve as Jugernaut climbs back down the ladder and limps out of the ring. He passes by Lax on the outside and just walks by and up the ramp. Jugs stops at the top of the rampway and turns to the crowd posing once more with his championship before heading past the curtain as we gto the commentators desk.
Nester- Now that was one hell of a contest.
Dick- It sure was and Jugernaut can add another notch in his win column. He proved why he is the Televsion champion tonight by defeating Adam Lax.
Nester- Well you can't say that he didn't have a helping hand in that one. Rod Gazinya really turned the tables on Lax. I'm not sure if Jugernaut would have won without that.
Dick- I can see a huge fued building as we speak with Adam Lax and my brother, the GFW champion Rod Gazinya. Let's head backstage where I'm being informed that the bWo are standing by.
We go backstage as none other than Micheal Miller is seen walking around in the nude. Max Voltage stands there shaking his head.
Max Voltage- What in the bloody hell are you doing? We have a match....we're on in just minutes. Put on some damn bloody clothes.....you look like a fool parading around in your birthday suit!
Miller looks through his locker for some clothes as Max shakes his head in disbelief. We head back to ringside as 'Bestof the Best' plays throughout the arena. Ace Inc. along with Rammer occupy the ring as we head back to the commentators table.
Nester- Now when is Miller gonna get his head into this game? Max can't carry his lame ass forever.
Dick- He thinks he Jesus walking around naked. He's got a match and I'm not too happy with his performance from last week.
Nester- What performance? He was outside smoking crack when he should have been in the ring wrestling.
Dick- Well all I can say is that he doesn't have long to get his act together. Max better do what he can to help Miller out of this gutter he has found himself in recently.
"The British National Anthem" begins to play as the fans boo. Suddenly pyro blasts off from the stage as Max Voltage steps out in front of the crowd with a British flag. He motions for his partner to come out as he does wearing not his wrestling attire but, a pair of raggedy sweatpants and nothing else. Max marches down to the ring as Miller follows. They climb into the ring as Max waves his British flag into the air. Miller just leans over then ropes and coughs up a loogy as the music dies down.
Dick- This is just flat out disgusting. I can't believe I'm paying this guy!
The bell sounds as each team decides who will start. Max send Miller to his corner as Tony Gino waits for the match to begin. Miller wanders off the apron looking for someone in the front row to sell him some crack as Max shakes his head in disbelief. Meanwhile, Gino attacks Max. He twists up his arm and slugs away on the shoulder blade. Gino backs him into the corner but, Max reverses it and lands a firemans carry. Gino backs up and locks on a headlock but, Max sends him to the ropes. Gino back but, gets shoulder blocked to the mat. Max picks him up for a suplex but, Gino flips over and lands on his feet. He makes the tag to Cash as the two double team. Meanwhile Miller continues his search for someone to sell him crack as he wanders around the front row.
Dick- This is flat out sick. This man needs help.
Gino heads back to the apron as Cash goes to work on Max. He sends him to the ropes but, Max ducks a clothesline and lands a back suplex. He makes the cover. 1, 2, and a kickout. Max picks Cash off from the mat and lands a snap smare. He flips over his head, snapping the neck as Cash rolls around in pain. Meanwhile, Miller makes his way over to the opposite corner as he tries to ask Tony Gino for some crack. Gino just shrugs him off but, Miller grabs him by the leg and yanks him off the apron. Rammer comes over to stop the mess as the referee turns his attention to the outside. Inside the ring, Cash has control once more until Max lands a blantant low blow. The ref makes Miller go back to his corner as Max hooks the leg and goes for the cover. 1, 2, and another kickout.
Nester- This is very unorganized.
Dick- And look, Ace Inc. can't even get this thing together. They basically have a handicap match here.
Max whips Cash to the turnbuckle and follows it up with a clothesline. He lands a bulldog and looks up to see Miller reaching his hand out for the tag. Max nods and tags in the crack fien of a partner. Miller vicioulsy kicks away at Cash and begins to bite him in the face. The ref begins to count when Miller stops and begins to intimidate the referee. The ref backs up as Cash makes the tag back to Gino. Gino jumps on Millers back and tackles him to the ground. He punches him in the back of the head before rolling him over to punch him in the face. Miller lands an eye gauge causing Gino to roll off from him. The ref warns Miller once more that he will disqualify him but, Miller pays no attention. He instead grabs Gino in a full nelson and shakes him around vigoriously. He throws him down to the mat as he walks over to Cash on the apron. He spits in his face causing Cash to rush the ring. The ref gets in his way stopping him as Max slaps his own hand making a slapping noise and coming into the ring as if there was a tag made. Miller and Max double team Gino and land a double suplex as Miller goes back to the biting of his opponents face.
Nester- The ref has got to do something about this. This is unorthodox.
Dick- I don't know what he can do. The ref is doing everything that he can to keep this match in order but, nothing seems to work.
Rammer gets up on the apron and begins to argue with the ref as Miller grabs a handfull of hair, yanking it out of Gino's scalp. He leaves the ring and tries to pawn it off to some audience members for some crack as Max continues to do his work in the ring. He lands a scoop slam and signals for the 'Royal Payne' boston crab. He lifts the legs and flips him over, locking in the hold. Meanwhile, Rammer begins to chase Miller around the ringside area. Miller runs into the ring as Rammer follows. The ref gets in between the two and tells Rammer to leave. While this is going on, Miller kicks Gino in the head while in the boston crab. He runs back outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair, then goes after Rammer on the outside. Meanwhile, Max has the hold locked in tight but, the ref goes outside to stop Miller from his charades. Shawn Cash runs into the ring and breaks up the hold, slamming Max down to the mat. Miller finally drops the chair and goes back to his corner as instructed by the ref. The referee comes back into the ring as Max gets to his feet. He picks up Gino and lands an atomic drop followed by a full nelson slam. He signals for the 'Volt-O-Lock' a variation of the scorpion death lock as Miller rushes around the ring once more and clips Shawn Cash off form the apron. Rammer lunges at Miller and begins to slug away as Max locks the hold in tighter. After a few moments of choas on the outside of the ring, Tony Gino taps out to the 'Volt-O-Lock'. The ref signals for the bell, awarding the match to the bWo and signaling for this mess to come to an end.
Nester- I don't know what to say about this one Dick.
Dick- Completely repulsive. I can't believe this. Ace Inc. lost to these guys!
Dick stands out of his seat with a microphone as he begins to speak, interupting the melee. Everyone stops to pay attention to the owner.
Dick- I have never in all my years of wrestling seen a more disgusting display of wrestling! Rammer....last week your boys lost and this week your boys lost to those two! I can't believe that I am paying Ace Inc. to perform in my ring! Tell you what....you go take them two guys back down to the training camp because they both are obvioulsy not ready for the big time!
Rammer looks stunned as the 'British National Anthem' begins to play. The bWo hug as they exit the ring and make their way up the ramp.
Nester- I can't believe you just did that Dick. That took some balls.
Dick- That's why they call me 'The Dick' and they will never forget it! Up next we got a battle royal for the number one contendership of the Television championship. A few new faces will be appearing so lets go take a look at the video package shall we?
Nester- We shall!
A video collage comes over the screen to hype the debut of the former XWF beauty, Precious. Clips are shown of her appearance last week in the front row as other clips of her in action from the XWF appear. Finally the video cuts to another promo featuring the newcomer Leviticus. After a few moments we cut back to the arena as we can see Stinky Steve Wilkins currently in the ring. The Aeriel Assassin marches out as the fans look on. As he gets halfway down the rampway, an 80ish theme plays as Super Mega and Mega-Cution walk down to the ring. We cut to the commentators table.
Dick- This one is anyones guess. A lot of familiar faces and a few new ones as well. Who wants to go for the Television championship the most?
Nester- My pick is this man....
'Keep Away' blairs over the speakers as 'Big' Frankie Gazinya steps out on the stage. He goes back and forth, taunting the crowd before making his way down to the ring. He rolls underneath the bottom rope and bounces off the ropes a few times as his music dies down.
Nester- He's the biggest man in the battle royal and everyone knows that the favorite has to be the biggest when it comes to matches like this.
Another unknown theme plays as Steve Blaze walks out to the ring. As he gets midway down to the ring 'Wait and Bleed' plays throughout the arena as the fans jump to their feet. Frank Dux emerges past the entrance curtain wearing a black leather vest over his wrestling outfit. He slaps some hands on his way down to the ring, then slides into the ring. He removes his vest and tosses it into the crowd as his music begins to die down.
Dick- It's no secret that Frank Dux and Frankie Gazinya have been looking foward to this match to get their hands on each other.
The lights in the arena go out as 'Sanaterium' begins to play. Hundreds of strobe lights start up as a massive figure comes from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. The lights make his motions jerky as if he were in a horror movie. He reaches the ring and steps up to the apron and hops over the top rope one leg at a time. The strobe lights stop as he kneels in a corner and begins to pray while his music dies down.
Nester- I've heard good thing about this man....Leviticus. He could have a shot.
Dick- But, now my favorite. The T&A!
A girly theme plays throughout the arena as the fans applaud. Many whistles ring out as Precious steps out from behind the stage. She walks down to the ring seductively as we hear fans yell out "Show us your tits!" She smiles and enters the ring as the bell sounds.
Dick- We are underway!
Everyone goes after everyone as mayhem fills the ring. Frankie Gazinya and Frank Dux find each other and begin to slug it out as Leviticus goes after the Assassin. Precious stands back watching all the men go at it as she rubs her chin. Stinky Steve and Mega-Cution go at it as Stinky get the first elimination, dumping Mega-Cution to the outside. Meanwhile Mega-Cution's partner Super Mega goes after Stinky. He pushes Stinky out throught the ropes but not eliminating him. He rushes to the top rope and goes for a corckscrew moonsault on Stinky, eliminating himself.
Nester- This guy isn't too smart is he?
Dick- No he's not Nester. Crazy is one thing but, smart is something he is not.
Leviticus clotheslines the Assassin over the top rope eliminating him as Frank Dux and Frankie Gazinya continue to go at it. They brawl around the ring as Leviticus eliminates Steve Blaze from competition. Meanwhile Frank Dux back drops Frankie Gazinya over the top rope. Frankie jumps up none to happy as he grabs Frank Dux by the arm and yanks him over the top rope elimintaing him as the two brawl around ringside.
Nester- We are down to three. How fast they all get thrown out in these ones!
Leviticus beats the living hell out of Stinky Steve as Precious stands by watching. He picks Stinky up and lands the 'Act of Attrition' hard on the mat. Precious claps as she looks on. Leviticus pays no attention to her as she stays in the corner.
Nester- Is she going to get into this thing? She hasn't done a thing yet.
Dick looks down at his lap as he smiles.
Dick- Oh she didn't did she? Face it, she's only here for the T&A! Just look at that ass!
Leviticus sends Stinky hurling over the top rope as he turns to Precious and cracks his knuckles. She points a finger at him telling him to stop. She points down to his boots to tell him that his she laces are untied. He falls for it and looks down as Precious nails him with a forearm. He just looks up angry and clenches his fist around her throat. He picks her up with force as she kicks and screams to get free. Leviticus will have none of it as he carefully sets her over the top rope and to the floor on her feet. The bell sounds and we have a winner. 'Sanaterium' plays as Leviticus raises his arms into the air and leaves the ring. As he walks up the ramp, a flash of black hair rushes past his side. Suddenly we can tell it is none other than Alexis as she tears into Precious on the outside.
Dick- CATFIGHT!
The two girls roll around on the ground, slapping and clawing at each other as the fans all stand to their feet to cheer the women on. They roll over and over, each taking a few good licks. Finally, Alexis begins to shake her around and tosses her into the ring. She yanks of Precious' skirt revealing a pink thong as the crowd hollers loudly. Whistles ring out throughout the arena as a storm of camera flashes go off. Alexis smacks Precious on the butt with her own skirt as she turns and poses in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheer as Precious gets up and tears off Alexis' skirt from behind revealing a black thong. Alexis turns around to cover herself but, the two end up rolling around on the mat, fighting it out. Finally referees come in to separate the two ladies as the crowd begins to boo.
Dick- Ahh man, why did you have to do that?
Nester- Was that scripted?
Dick- Hell no it wasn't scripted! Those broads wanted to get it on, on their own! I had no say in it I swear!
A smirk comes over Dick's face as the referees escort the ladies back to the dressing room.
Dick- Now that is what I call action! But, right now, lets head backstage where I'm being told Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder are standing by.
The cameras cut to the backstage as our pudgy colleage Rexford Hurlburt stands by with a microphone in hand. We see the ever so confident Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder by his side as he raises the microphone to his lips.
Rexford- Thanks Dick....I'm here with Mr. Fabulous and IFW legend....
Lex Wonder snatches the microphone from Rexford as he interupts.
Lex Wonder- Not only an IFW legend but, the first ever IFW champion. Go on....get your fat ass out of here. You're stinking up the place!
Rexford oblidges as he walks off from the cameras view.
Lex Wonder- Now that we have that taken care of we can get down to business. This man right here....Mr. Fabulous, he's top notch. No one could quite fill my shoes like he can and you saw that last week. This week, another example. Ricky Ruffshot, you find out what Fabulous is all about....tell em!
Mr. Fabulous- That's right Lex. You see, the GFW is ripe for the pickings. What I want, I take. While everyone sits back doing their own thing, I'm busy taking names. I'm working my way through the competition and I won't stop until I have that gold around my waist. Ricky Ruffshot, you call yourself a 'Hotshot' well don't be so sure of yourself. A 'Hotshot' is something you're not. In a few short minutes, you are going to find out why you are just minor league and you will find out why I am Mr. Fabulous!
Lex Wonder- Let's go!
We head back to ringside. "Red" by Chevelle hits as blue and green lasers shoot around the arena. Ricky Ruffshot steps out on the stage where he poses before walking down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and jumps into the air with both arms up before his music fades out. From there a cheesey version of Ric Flairs old theme plays as Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder come out onto the stage. They get booed ferociously as they make their way to the ring. Fabulous walks up the steps and enters the ring and begins to do a set of jumping jacks as his theme cuts.
Nester- Ricky Ruffshot is waisting no time!
Ruffshot lands a series of martial arts kicks to the midsection as Mr. Fabulous is caught off gaurd. The bell sounds as Ruffshot nails another kick but, Fabulous catches it only to get hit with an enziguiri. Fabulous goes down as the crowd cheer on Ruffshot. He heads to the top rope but, Lex Wonder grabs his leg. He yanks on it causing Ruffshot to fall on his jewels onto the top turnbuckle. Fabulous is up and climbs the turnbuckle landing a superplex. He rolls over and makes the cover but, only a two count. He stomps aways and then grabs a leg. He twirls around going for the figure four but, Ruffshot snags him into a small package. 1, 2, and a kickout. Fabulous none to happy as he catches Ruffshot with an inverted atomic drop. Ruffshot spins around only to get caught with a double underhook DDT. He plays to the crowd as they boo and begin to throw paper cups into the ring. His cocky smile irritates the fans as they continue to boo.
Dick- This guy may be the true shining star of the IFW.
Nester- I wouldn't be surprised, he seems to have Ruffshot right where he wants him. No maybe not!
As Fabulous continues his taunts towards the crowd Ruffshot gets to his knees and catches him with a roll up. 1, 2, but, Fabulous kicks out. Ruffshot charges in at Fabulous but, he ducks and lands the Fabulous drop. He goes for the cover but, pulls him up at the two count. The crowd boos as he picks up Ruffshot for the 'Isn't that Fabulous?' He lands down hard onto his face as Lex Wonder begins to clap on the outside. Fabulous climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd as they continue to boo. He flips them off before hoping down and picking up Ruffshot once more. He sets him up for the 'Fabulous-Plex' as the ref makes the count. 1, 2, 3! This one is over. Lex climbs into the ring as he raises his protoges hand into the air.
Dick- Not much of a challenge for Mr. fabulous this week but, I have a feeling that his competition may be looking to get much tougher in the weeks to come. That could only mean one thing!
Nester- What do you have for us Dick?
Dick- It means that two weeks from today the GFW will hold Gazinya Games!
The scene cuts to a promo for the next GFW event.
We come back to the arena as the NDE discuss this monumental event. Now a gold championship belt lays on the commentators desk in front of the duo.
Dick- That is right....Gazinya Games! The GFW will crown its first ever X champion! How does that sound Nester?
Nester- I like it but, who's going to be challenging for it?
Dick- Well as you know, the GFW has signed a few new names. Some from the XWF, some from other organization such as the old WuW. Familiar faces such as Mr. Fabulous will get his opportunity as well.
Nester- I'm excited. But, are you going to tell us more?
Dick- You better believe I am. You see the X title won't just be an X title like most organizations have, oh no! This championship belt will be for the most extreme athletes in this organization. Matches competing for this belt will be held under the ever so famous no holds barred rules which basically means that anything and everything goes.
Nester- So it's more like a hardcore championship?
Dick- The GFW prefers not to call it hardcore. We insist on not insulting our fans intelligence and as far as I'm concerned, the hardcore name carries a very bad stigma. This belt won't be about trash cans and stop signs. This title will be all about innovativeness. The innovativeness to use weapons in unorthodox ways. The ability to use your surroundings to your advantage!
Nester replies sarcastically.
Nester- Alrighty....so how exactly is this going to work?
Dick- As of right now we have three singles matches set up. All the winners will face each other later on in the evening in a triple threat elimination match up to decide the first ever GFW X champion! Sound good? Of course it does. Now lets get back to the action. Up next our tag team championship match. I'm being told that Chronic X are backstage as we speak.
We head backstage where Kid Chronic and Bluntman are seen finishing off a blunt in their hilarious costumes.
Kid Chronic- Man, this is gonna be off the hook tonight! I mean shit, off the hook!
Bluntman- You are exactly correct Citizen Kid Chronic... It will be as the hip kids say...Off The Hizzle...Fo' Shizzle!
Kid Chronic stops and looks at Bluntman in confusion.
Bluntman- Sorry, Super Citizen...
Kid Chronic gives Bluntman a thumbs up.
Bluntman- And pass me that Blunt before I smack you!
