The Gazinya Games logo appears across the screen hyping the next mega card. We can hear the audience rumbling in the backround as they must be getting pretty antsy about Gazinya Games and the big world title match ahead. Suddenly the logo bursts into a million pieces as we are live inside the Mellon arena. The camera pans around the screaming audience, stopping on select fans with GFW and other select wrestlers t-shirts on. The camera goes to a shot of the ring and finally the stage where flashing lights go off around the arena along with the loud piercing sound of a siren. The commentators desk sits up on the top of the stage right below a Gazinya Games backdrop. The sirens begin to stop as the lights dim. "Walk" by Pantera begins to play as the fans go insane. Dick Gazinya steps out onto the stage in a fine dark green Armani suit. He has a black "Ichabod Sucked My Dick" t-shirt under his jacket as he gets a loud pop for that one along with a cleanly shaven head and a microphone in hand. He smiles at the jam packed crowd to the rafters as they chant "GFW!, GFW!, GFW!" Dick smiles and raises the microphone to his lips.
Dick- Thank you people....you have stood behind the GFW and you people have made all the difference in the world. You have stood by us and made us stronger, made us grow. First we took out the XWF which wasn't much work at all then we took out the nWo, our only real competition with one sickening blow of the NDE walking out! Speaking of the NDE....let me bring out my colleague and tag team partner.....Nester DeFranco!
"Down With The Sickness" begins to play as Nester steps out onto the stage in a pair of blue jeans and a black, sleeveless GFW t-shirt. He smiles to the crowd as he joins Dick on stage.
Dick- "Nasty" Nester....we did it....we certainly did it! The nWo is a thing of the past. After me and you walked out, the company went crumbling. It crumbled from the inside out. It crumbled so bad that they had to cancel their pay-per-view King Karnage and reschedule because they didn't even have enough talent to sell the damn thing!
Nester- That's right, the GFW is slowly becoming known as the place to be in the wrestling business. We have signed a slew of great new talent. Some you will see tonight, some will be held off until later but, what is certain is that the GFW is rocking the wrestling world! We are the top promotion and being the top means only one thing!
Dick smiles as the crowd erupts. He begins to respond to Nester.
Dick- It certainly does. You couldn't be more right about that Nester. Now I don't know if I want to let the cat out of the bag right now but, ahhh screw it. The GFW is in the works for signing a network deal. Finally the GFW will get some cable exposure and could it ever possibly happen at a better time? A Tuesday night television show is in the works and it's prime time baby. We'll have more information on that later on in the broadcast but right now lets get things started here tonight at Gazinya Games. It's the first round of the X title tournament! Kilo versus the replacement for Crusher, 'Big' Frankie Gazinya!
The crowd erupts as Dick takes a bow. The NDE find their respective positions behind the commentators table as Gazinya Games may now begin. 'Keep Away' blairs over the speakers as 'Big' Frankie Gazinya steps out on the stage. He goes back and forth, taunting the crowd before making his way down to the ring. He rolls underneath the bottom rope and bounces off the ropes a few times as his music dies down. From there he heads outside to load up the ring with weapons as the the arena goes completely pitch-black. The intro the control commences as the lights go on to flicker black and crimson red until finally there's a change in the music and "Control" finally begins. Kilo along with his manager/business associate, LG stand on the curtain on the stage (in a HHH fashion). They two make their way to the ring. Kilo jumps up onto the apron. LG remains at ringside and gets in Kilo's corner. Kilo leaps over the ropes and immediately gets smashed with a trash can.
Nester- This is not going to be pretty!
Dick- No it isn't Nester!
Frankie pummels Kilo with the trash can as it has basically been flattened out. He tosses it to the side and grabs the lid, smacking it over Kilo's face while he tries to get up. Instead he falls right back down as 'Big' Frankie drops a massive elbow to the back of the head. He goes to pick Kilo off the mat and whips him to the ropes as he picks up a stop sign. He smashes it into Kilo's gut and then bashes it over his head to a sickening thud. Kilo staggers as Frankie drops him with a spine buster. He gets on top of him and hammers away to the face. Finally he gets up and goes to each side of the ring, playing the crowd.
Nester- Frankie sure knows how to get the crowd going!
Frankie grabs a steel chair and waits for Kilo to get to his feet. As he does, he whacks him hard into the face laying him out cold. From there he sets up a table in the middle of the ring and proceeds to powerbomb him through the table. The table snaps in two as Frankie goes for the cover. At two, he breaks up the count and jumps to his feet. The crowd begin to scream as he points to the top rope. He goes up top and leaps down with a flying headbutt as he makes the cover for the three count. This one is over! 'Keep Away' blasts over the speakers as 'Big' Frankie goes up to the second turnbuckle and motions for a championship belt to be placed around his waist. He then hops down and spits on Kilo before exiting the ring tot he crowds approval.
Dick- Frankie Gazinya made short work out of Kilo. I'm not sure he even had a chance from the start.
Nester- Maybe he's just not up to the level of talent here in the GFW. You know as well as everybody else that the EWC can't compete with the GFW.
Dick- Well, Frankie just proved that. He demolished Kilo within minutes and he will move on to the finals for the X tournament later on tonight.
The ring crew cleans up the mess at ringside as the fans eagerly wait for the next contest.
Nester- Lets keep the ball rolling. We got two more first round X title tournament matches and our second is coming up right now!
Dick- Skitz versus Precious. This should be interesting to say the least!
We head back to ringside as a feminen theme song plays. We can all see that Precious is standing in the ring as she looks none to happy. Suddenly the house lights go out. A dim blue light floods the arena as smoke pours from the entrance way. 'Darkness' by Disturbed begins to play as th crowd erupts, knowing full well that the only former XWF star that matters is about to make his debut here in the GFW. The curtain opens up as the Psychotic Massochist, Skitz steps out on stage and walks down to the ring. He enters and poses on the ring ropes as he gets quite the response.
Dick- Now I searched high and low in the XWF and there was really only one superstar that was worthy of making the jump to the GFW and that is this man right here. He is going to show Precious exactly why he is the man and then he is going to send her back to the XWF with the rest of the scum.
Nester- That's what happens when you break a verbal agreement with Dick Gazinya, isn't that right?
Dick- You don't know the half of it!
The bell sounds as Skitz boots Precious in the stomach. She slouches down as he grabs her by the hair and slams her hard to the mat. A loud thud fills the arena as Skitz motions for a championship belt to be placed around his waist. He begins to stomp at his fallen opponent as Precious tries to desperately roll out of the ring. Skitz will have none of it as he grabs her by the hair and pulls her back to her feet. He cold cocks her and sends her back down to the mat as he lands the guilotine legdrop followed by the cover. 1, 2 and Skitz yanks her off the mat.
Nester- I think he's gonna have some fun in there.
Skitz whips her to the turnbuckle and follows up but, gets met with a boot to the face. Precious hops up to the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a bulldog but, Skitz catches her and throws her across the ring. She stumbles to her feet as the Psychotic Massochist grabs her into a reverse DDT into a neckbreaker. He slams her down and laughs as he gets to his feet preparing to deliver another onslaught of moves. He waits for Precious to get up but, as she does she kicks him in the family jewels. Skitz keels over to the mat as the crowd begins to get hot into it.
Nester- It is no disqualification as you can plainly see.
Dick- That it is Nester.....and look!
At that second "Syko" Steve steps out onto the stage with a huge smile and a black t-shirt draped over his shoulder. He watches intently as Precious lands a senton splash and goes for the cover. 1, 2 and a kickout. Precious goes to whip him to the ropes but, it gets reversed as Skitz lands a scoop piledriver. He sits up and notices "Syko" Steve on the rampway as he begins to edge closer to the ring. Skitz back up and sets Precious up for the Brainstorm followed by the Labodomy. He leans onto Precious for the cover as the ref counts to three. The bell sounds as Skitz raises his arm into the air. Meanwhile, "Syko" Steve enters the ring as both men look down at the fallen Precious. "Syko" picks her up as Skitz plays to the crowd. He then turns around to Precious and nails 'The Berserker' while "Syko" Steve approvingly nods. He the picks up Precious and lands the 'Sykotic Slam' as Precious is laid out cold. He takes the shirt off from his shoulder and lays it over Precious' body. It can now be revealed that it is a GFW t-shirt as 'Darkeness' by Disturbed begins to play.
Dick- You see, that's what happens when you fuck with a Dick!
Nester- Yeah yeah we know, you get 'Dicked' and that isn't even the half of it. Now Precious can go back to that bingo hall promoting XWF....ooops, I forgot I'm not supposed to give them any more publicity.
Dick- It's understandable Nester but, it looks like Skitz will be moving on to the finals to face Frankie Gazinya and the winner of our next match up.
Nester- That's right, it is Mr. Fabulous who has been on a roll might I add taking on Steve Blaze. And from what I am being told, Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder are standing by!
We head backstage as Mr. Fabulous is seen in his wrestling attire as well as his manager Lex Wonder in a fine suit. Large smiles fill both their faces as Lex begins to speak.
Lex Wonder- We have arrived....oh we have arrived! Gazinya Games is upon us and the X tournament is underway. Some people have already dropped out....Crusher is one of them. But, lets forget him. The GFW found a suitable replacement in Frankie Gazinya. He'll be going on to the finals along with the Physchotic Massochist! There is only one spot left open and that spot is rightfully reserved for my boy here....Mr. Fabulous! Tell em' Fab!
Mr. Fabulous- In a few short minutes, all these Pittsburgh rednecks are going to see Steve Blaze go down in a blaze of glory. There won't be any second chances, there won't be any last words. After I beat Mr. Blaze we go onto beat whoever else is left. 'Big' Frankie....Skitz, even "Syko" Steve.....you all better sit back and watch because I am going to show you what being Fabulous is all about when I go on to become the first ever GFW X champion!
Lex Wonder- Lets go champ!
We head back to ringside as a cheesey version of Ric Flair's old theme plays. Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder come out onto the stage. They get booed ferociously as they make their way to the ring. Fabulous walks up the steps and enters the ring and begins to do a set of jumping jacks as his theme cuts. Lex Wonder walks to ringside.
Nester- Mr. Fabulous has been on a roll as of late. He has beat all comers and I have a feeling that Steve Blaze will be no different.
"Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 9 plays as Steve Blaze walks out and poses on the top turnbuckle for the crowd. He turns around as the bell rings and Mr. Fabulous clocks him in the jaw.
Dick- Fabulous wants to make this quick and save his energy for the finals.
Nester- I don't blame him at all.
Blaze tries to hit back but Fabulous nails him with a Fabulos drop. Blaze scrambles out side and Fab taunts the crowd. The crowd boos. Blaze comes back in and lands a few punches on Fabulous before one is blocked and Blaze is positioned for a back suplex. Blaze hits hard and Fabulous signals for the figure four. He locks in the hold as Blaze screams aloud.
Dick- Now this is text book wrestling right there Nester. You can't beat your opponent when you have had your legs taken out from under you.
Blaze screams but manages to turn over and sends Fabulous scrambling for the rope. Fabulous gets it rather quickly and both men hobble up but, Fabulous gets the advantage once again by nailing an inverted atomic drop. Blaze is struggling as Fabulous goes for a very cocky pin with a foot on the chest. 1.. Kick out by Blaze.
Nester- You can't be that cocky. You have to hook the leg with a guy like Steve Blaze.
Mr. Fabulous picks up Blaze and drops him with a double underhook DDT. Blaze is losing it. Fab sits back in the corner pretending to be concerned about his finger nails, as the crowd boos him wildly. Finally Blaze gets up and Fab charges but is knocked down with a strong clothesline. The Fresh Fab gets up quickly and by the time Blaze has turned around, he finds himself being put into the 'Isn't that Fabulous?' Blaze hits hard as a cocky smile comes over Fabulous' face. He gets to his feet then proceeds to pick Blaze up and nails the Fabulous-Plex. Fab covers 1...2...3! The quick match is over.
Nester- I don't think Mr. Fabulous was even tested in this match. He had this thing all the way.
Dick- He hasn't been tested since the GFW struck a pay-per-view deal. But, I have a feeling that the GFW X title tournament finals won't be so easy. So it is set, the finals.....Mr. Fabulous versus Skitz versus 'Big' Frankie Gazinya. That will be later on tonight to crown the first ever GFW X champion. How about that Nester?
Nester- I think these fans are loving every minute of it. But, speaking of title matches, up next we have the television championship on the line. Leviticus challenging Jugernaut for the gold.
Dick- Now Leviticus earned this shot by winning a battle royal at Gazinya Slam. He then proceeded to attack Jugernaut in his locker room to show Jugeranut that he is not to be taken lightly. This should be some match.
Nester- Lets go back to ringside!
The lights in the arena go out as 'Sanaterium' begins to play. Hundreds of strobe lights start up as a massive figure comes from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way to the ring. The lights make his motions jerky like in a horror movie as Leviticus reaches the ring and steps up to the apron and over the top rope one leg at a time. The strobe light stops as he kneels in a corner and begins to pray while waiting for Jugernaut.
Dick- This guy is odd to say the least.
Nester- But, he is a force to be reckoned with. At Gazinya Slam he proved his worth by winning the Television title number one contender battle royal and he dominated might I add!
Dick- Yes he did! But, look here comes the champ!
'Bark at the Moon' plays and the fans go wild as Jugernaut slowly walks past the curtain. Jugs has a cane and is slowly favoring his knee as he walks the ramp. Leviticus grins as Jugernaut enters the ring. He quickly attacks Jugs going straight for the knee with a hard kick. Jugs screams and favors the knee as the bell rings offically.
Dick- Jugernaut had claimed he sustained an injury in that ladder match with Adam Lax at Gazinya Slam but, who would have thought that it would carry on all the way to tonight!
Jugs scrambles to the corner and Leviticus closes in fast. Leviticus hits some hard kicks to the midsection. Jugs rolls out of the ring as Leviticus taunts him from the inside. Leviticus turns to taunt the crowd and Jugs slides in hitting him in the back with a double axe handle. Leviticus drops to one knee as he tries to get back on his feet but, Jugs hits a hard facebuster. Leviticus turns to his back with his hands on his face as Jugs drops a big leg on him. With Leviticus down, Jugs goes to the corner and tries to work some of the pain out of his knee. With Leviticus still down, Jugs comes back over and picks him up by the head. Jugs sets him up for a piledriver but Leviticus reverses it with a back body drop. He runs to the leg of Jugs and wraps him up in a figure four leg lock. Jugs screams with pain with the pressure on his bad knee.
Nester- It may prove to be a bad move for Jugernaut to compete here tonight. Maybe he should have said something to the GFW management about the injury.
Dick- We aren't mind readers.
With the hold locked in for over a minute, Jugs is on the verge of tapping out, he finally grabs the ropes and Leviticus is forced to let go of the hold. Angry, Leviticus starts stomping on the injured knee of Jugs. Jugs screams with every kick. Seven or eight kicks later and Leviticus starts playing with him. Leviticus rolls Jugs on his stomach and grabs the ankle of Jugs' injured leg. He raises it up and yells, pulling most of Jugs' body off the mat. He throws Jugs leg down making it hit knee first and Jugs' screams and starts rolling around the ring. Leviticus laughs and drags Jugs up who can barely stand on the knee. Leviticus whips him into the rope and he falls before he can even make it back. Leviticus laughs as he taunts his opponent. He climbs onto the top of one of the turnbuckles and holds his arms up. Before he can come down Juggs has run over and taken his feet off the rope making Leviticus smash his face into the top turnbuckle.
Nester- Great move there by Jugernaut.
He needed to find a way out of that situation and he did.
Leviticus hits the ground completely stunned. Jugs picks him up in a hurry and nails him with a piledriver. Jugs follows quickly with a boot to the head and then scoops him up for a hard body slam and goes for the cover. 1..2.. Kick out by Leviticus!
Dick- Jugernaut came close right there.
Undaunted, Jugs picks him up again and whips his opponent into the ropes. Leviticus bounces back to catch a huge clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Jugs covers again. 1...2...kick out again!
Nester- Jugernaut is trying to get the victory any way he can.
Jugs picks him up again and posistions him for a DDT. Leviticus fights back and breaks the hold with a few punches to the midsection. Jugs bends over to catch his breath and Leviticus hits a hard knee smash to Jugs face. Leviticus falls down on Jugs for the cover, hooking the bad leg. 1...2...KICK OUT BY JUGGS!
Dick- He sure has a lot of fight left in him!
Nester- Jugernaut is one of the top talent here in the GFW!
Leviticus smacks the mat hard after not getting the pinfall. Jugs starts to slowly get up but, Leviticus lays into him with hard punches to the face. The ref starts to yell about closed fist when Jugs turns it around with 'The Psycho Killer.' He slowly goes for the pin. 1...2...KICK OUT! KICK OUT BY LEVIT!
Dick- I thought he was gonna put him away!
Nester- Hey look, it's Rod!
The crowd goes nuts as the GFW champ runs down the ramp. Rod Gazinya gets the crowd hot as he walks around the ringside area, sporting a pair of brass knuckles on his right hand. Inside the ring both men are getting to their feet. Rod jumps up onto the apron and lunges himself towards Leviticus with brass knucks. Rod nails Juggs instead as Leviticus ducks out of the way. The ref throws Rod out of the ring as Jugs falls to one knee. Leviticus picks Jugs up and kicks him in the stomach. He picks him up and lands the 'The Act of Attrition!' He covers, 1...2...3! Leviticus is the new Television Champion!
Nester- Leviticus did it!
Dick- Those brass knuckles were meant for Leviticus. Rod made a mistake and it cost Jugernaut the televsion championship.
We head backstage as Rod Gazinya is seen in the back chasing a pissed off Jugernaut. He tries to explain himself but, Jugs blows him off and refuses to look at him. Jugs slams the door to his dressing room in Rod's face as Rod is left there by himself. He punches the door in a fit of rage and storms off as we head back to ringside.
Dick- Rod was trying to help Jugernaut but, it backfired.
Nester- Those things will happen. You have to pull up your panties and move on.
Dick- Excuse me?
Nester- Nevermind!
"The British National Anthem" begins to play as the fans boo. Suddenly pyro blasts off from the stage as Max Voltage steps out in front of the crowd with a British flag. He motions for his partner to come out as he does wearing not his wrestling attire but, a pair of raggedy sweatpants and nothing else. Max marches down to the ring as Miller follows. They climb into the ring as Max waves his British flag into the air. Miller just leans over the ropes and coughs up a loogy as the music dies down.
Dick- At Gazinya Slam it looked like Max and Miller were going to be unable to work as a team. They seem to be having their problems as of late but, their goal to become the tag team champions may bring them back together.
Nester- It should be noted that after all the years of Max and Miller teaming up that they have yet to win tag team gold in any organization. Now as far as chances that they have had, I'm not sure if they have had any as well.
Dick- With that said, we are going to see if they can pull through. But, here come the tag team champions right now! Chronic X folks!
'Get inside' by Stone Sour plays over the loudspeakers as the fans go crazy. SSB and Ryan Dice step out on the rampway in their Kid Chronic and Bluntman outfits as well as their GFW tag team titles strapped around their wastes. The fans go estatic as the duo head down to the ring, slapping fans hands on the way. They enter the ring and do a goofy pose while a flurry of camera flashes go off. Meanwhile the Britz are on the attack. They begin to pummel Chronic X with fists and forearms as the bell sounds.
Nester- They might fare well and lets not forget that this is a TLC match!
Max and Miller rip off the tag team belts from around both Kid Chronic members. They toss them onto the mat and continue to pummel SSB and Dice all the way to the outside. The cord begins to lower as the ref quickly straps the belts onto them. The cord begins to rise as Miller rushes into the ring and tries to snatch the belts off from the cord. He leaps but, falls short. Meanhile the tag team belts are ascended high above the ring as Chronic X begins to gain control of Max Voltage on the outside. Inside the ring, Miller argues with the referee about the tag team belts as he points up to the ceiling.
Dick- These guys are ruthless. They will take any opportunity they can get. And if it doesn't work they will argue all day and all night!
Nester- It surely generates a tremendous amount of heel heat for this unorthodox duo!
SSB and Dice take care of work on the outside as SSB whips Max into the steel barrier. Dice grabs a steel chair and heads into the ring. Miller turns his attention from the ref as Dice gets ready to nail a chairshot but, quickly lands a boot to the stomach as Dice drops the chair. Miller grabs him into a double underhook DDT and plants him onto the chair as he begins to bite at Dice's face. On the outside, SSB presses Max up and drops him over the barrier then looks under the ring as he pulls out a table. He begins to set it up on the outside as Miller rushes out and attacks SSB. Miller slams SSB's head into the table as he lands a few body punches. Meanwhile, Max is out of it. He tries to pull himself up from the barracade unsuccessfully as he falls back down. Miller rolls SSB onto the table as he lands a quick elbow across his throat. Inside the ring, Dice is up as he scales the ropes and leaps off at Miller. Dice lands on top of Miller and his team mate as the table breaks in half.
Dick- The tables have come into play. In these type of matches you have to take risks and Ryan Dice did just that.
Max finally gets to his feet as he sees the carnage. He goes around the ring and retrieves the ladder from underneath as he slides it into the ring. The crowd begin to boo as he sets it up underneath the belts. He begins to climb up slowly as SSB catches him and climbs up the turnbuckle. Max leaps off with a missile dropkick as the ladder goes tumbling and Max falls onto the top rope catching him between the legs. He screams and falls off to the mat.
Dick- Now that had to hurt....
Nester- You know what they say....ahh nevermind, who cares. This match is awesome!
On the outside of the ring, Miller gets to his feet as Dice gets up as well. The two slug it out as Max goes to whip him into the ring post. Dice reverses it sending Miller face first into the steel and then lands a back suplex onto the arena floor. He heads into the ring as Max and SSB are still down. Finally SSB gets up as they simultaniuosly go for the ladder. They have it up as both goto climb it in the middle of the ring. Max reaches his feet as he yanks Dice down to the mat. He then goes to climb it as him and SSB slug it out on the top. Finally Max gets control as they make it to the top of the ladder. One swift punch sends SSB back but, he hangs on with his feet. Max grabs the legs and locks on the boton crab on top of the ladder as the crowd goes insane.
Nester- Now that is innovative Dick!
Dick- It certainly is!
AS SSB tries to break free the ladder begins to shake. Finally it comes tumbling down as it lands on top of both Max ad SSB. The crowd begins to chant "HOLY SHIT" as Miller gets to his feet on the outside. He looks around at the carnage and then turns his attention to the fans at ringside. He motions, asking if anyone has a rock of crack he can bum. They all shake their heads no and lean back as Miller looks frustrated.
Dick- Not this again! Get in there Miller!
Dice is up and climbing the ladder as Miller sees this and grabs a hunk of the broken table. He rushes into the ring and bashes it over Dice's back sending him to the mat. He then throws it at SSB and goes to climb the ladder. SSB back up and slings Miller from the ladder. He whips him to the ropes and lands a northern light suplex as he heads to the top rope. He leaps off with a twisting top rope leg drop as Max gets to his feet. Max grabs SSB and suplexes him to the mat followed by a couple stiff knee drops. Dice leaves the ring to grab a chair as he rushes in cracking it over Max's skull. A sickening thud fills the arena as Max lays out cold. Dice and SSB pick up Miller and land a double suplex. Dice picks Miller up and lands an atomic drop followed by a super kick by SSB. Both the Britz are down as Chronic X sets up the ladder. Max begins to stir as Chronic X change their mind in going for the titles to go after Max. They whip Max to the ropes and land a double clothesline. Ryan Dice puts Max up on his shoulders, SSB climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off catching him in a front face bulldog, taking Max down all the way to the mat off the guys shoulders. The crowd goes nuts as both SSB and Dice goto climb the ladder from opposite sides!
Nester- I think this is it. The champs are gonna retain!
Dick- They have taken out the Britz, now all they have to do is get those titles!
As Chronic X climbs the ladder, the fans go crazy. Both reach for the belts but, realize they must make another step up the ladder. As they do the ladder breaks apart as both members of Chronic X fall to the mat!
Nester- It looks like that ladder has had all that it can handle. They are gonna have to get another one if they want to win this thing!
Miller gets to his feet as he sees Chronic X down. He goes to waken up Max as the duo head outside the ring. Max grabs a ladder and Miller grabs a table as they head back into the ring. Dice is up and delivers a baseball slide into the ladder, sending Max into the barrier. Miller smashes the table over Dice's body then sets up the table. SSB gets up as him and Miller begin to slug it out. He whips Miller to the ropes and attempts a back body drop but, Miller grabs him by the hair and slams his face onto a chair that lays into the ring. SSB rolls over as we can see his face is busted open. Miller begins to bite at the wound and then sucks in some of the blood. He spits it back into SSB's face as the crowd boos.
Dick- Now that is just sick!
Dice rushes to save his partner but, Miller catches him with a sidewalk slam. SSB's blood drips from Miller's mouth as he gets up and screams for Max. Max finally gains his conciousness and heads to the ring. He brings the ladder with him as the Britz set it up in the corner. Max grabs Dice as Miller grabs SSB. Max whips Dice to the corner with the ladder as Miller follows up, whipping SSB into his partner. Max follows up with a clothesline as Miller takes off the turnbuckle padding. Max whips SSB back to Miller as he picks him up for a flapjack, dropping him onto the exposed steel. SSB goes out like a light as Max tries to german suplex Dice into the ladder. Dice hangs on and delivers a mule kick to Max's groin. Max falls over as Miller rushes in at Dice. Dice catches him into the bankroll as all four men lay on the canvas.
Nester- This is one hell of a match Dick!
Dick- Only in the GFW can you see action like this! Not those other rinky dink promotions....oh no! Right here is the cream of the crop. It's anybodies game. And it's all for those tag team title belts strapped high above that ring!
Dice gets to his feet as he points to the titles. He begins to climb the ladder as Max rushes for the ladder. He rushes up and catches Dice at the top with a bear hug. From there he delivers a spectacular belly to belly suplex off the ladder through the table as it snaps in half. The fans all jump to their feet and chant "HOLY SHIT!" once more.
Nester- Oh my god! Did you see that?
Dick- I have never seen anything like that in all my years in this business!
Miller stumbles to his feet as his sweat pants dangle below his ass. He heads for the ladder but, when he gets up top he looks down. He leaps off onto the mess, landing ass first onto Ryan Dice!
Dick- Now that is just sick!
SSB tries to pull himself up by the ropes as Miller once again is up. He rushes at SSB but, gets back dropped over the top rope to the floor. SSB falls back down as everyone is once again out on the mat. Suddenly, Max begins to turn. He picks up Dice but, Dice headbutts him and signals for the wheel barrow suplex. He lands it as he falls back to the mat. Dice gets back up and heads for the ladder but, Miller rushes in with a steel chair. He cracks it over Dice's back, sending him to the mat as he goes to town with the chair with no remorse. Max gets up and tries to stop Miller from going insane as SSB scales the top rope. He leaps off connecting with a missle dropkick to both the Britz. Everyone down once again as this is anybodies game.
Dick- Something has to give!
Nester- And soon! We only have so much air time!
SSB gets back up and grabs the chair. He rails it into Miller's throat and then whacks Max in the head. He begins to climb up the ladder but decides to go for the 450 splash. He connencts on Max as this match continues. SSB sets up the ladder and begins to climb as he gets closer and closer to the top. He reaches for the title but, it somehow gets pulled up out of his reach. He looks frustrated as he takes another step up the ladder and tries again. Again the belt ascends up out of his reach. He becomes frustrated as the fans chant "BULLSHIT!" SSB looks down to Max and leaps off with a senton splash. Max moves out of the way as he rushes for the ladder. He climbs the ladder as the title slowly descends back down to its normal position. Max grabs one belt and drops it to the mat as he then grabs the other and falls from the ladder to the mat. The bell sounds as the British National Anthem begins to play. The crowd boos like mad as the ring is filled with carnage.
Nester- Now how in the hell did that happen? Who is in charge of the controls around here?
Dick- It certainly wasn't me but, nonetheless we have new tag team champions.
The camera flashes backstage as we see a scuzzy prostitute that was recently seen with Miller before the show near the controls to the cord. We go back to ringside.
Nester- It was a setup!
Dick- I have no doubt that Chronic X will get their return match. This is uncalled for!
Max and Miller exit the ring with their championship belts as the audience throws paper cups and other trash at the duo. They pose on top of the ramp before heading backstage.