The show comes on the air as we look down upon Shea stadium, barely even a crowd fills the stadium to the poorly hyped pay-per-view event. The floor area is full while the rest of the upperdeck areas have an odd person or two here and there. Definetely a disappointment in terms of attendance but, the show has yet to begin. The Evil Intentions logo flashes up on the screen as some bum strolls out on the stage and sends off a couple bottle rockets to emulate pyro. The fans boo and we are set for action. We head down to our commentators for tonights event.

Rexford- This is horrible Doc....just horrible. We're gonna lose our jobs.

The Doc- We just might with tonights turnout. But, hey no sense in hanging our heads....we have a dildo on a pole match and I can't wait.

Rexford- That might just be the highlight of the night. And hey look...the GFW janitor Mike Miller is here to hang the dildo on its perch fifteen feet above the ring.

The Doc- That's only because our timekeeper that usually does that job has been layed off. Man we are running the GFW on a thread. This is a make or break show and right now it looks like the latter so fuck it....lets see what this dildo on a pole match has to offer!

The 'YMCA' blairs over the sound system as SSM comes strolling out in front of the pathetic crowd with his pants around his ankles. He jumps and spins around as he shakes his booty for the fans before flexing his huge muscles. SSM yanks up his trousers and heads for the ring, eyeing the dildo the entire time while licking his lips.

Rexford- For some reason I get the feeling this whole match is just plain wrong.

The Doc- You're not the only one Rexford. Oh look.....SSM is going for the dildo!

The Rookie comes running full steam out of the back with no music. He runs up the apron and pushes SSM down to the mat and leaps up top. He jumps off with a double axehandle and begins to stomp away on the big gay man. SSM rolls out of the ring, getting out of harms war. He trips up the Rookie and slides him out of the ring by his feet. SSM pounds away across the chest and begins to grope the Rookie.

The Doc- It looks like SSM has the hots for the Rookie....

Rexford- Can you blame him?

The Doc gives Rex an evil stare as we turn back to the action. SSM whips the Rookie into the steel steps and rolls back into the ring. He heads straight for the dildo as if nothing else matters and it doesn't. SSM grabs the dildo and yanks it from the pole. The Rookie rolls into the ring as SSM leaps off the top rope, bashing the big rubber dildo right over the Rookie's head. He goes down hard as SSM taunts the crowd by simulating oral sex with the dildo right smack dab in the middle of the ring. The crowd is a mix of boos and laughs. The Rookie tries desperately to get to his feet from his hands and knees. SSM holds the dildo straight up into the air and threatens to bash him across the back. He does and the Rookie with the big sell, taking one for the company.

The Doc- I'm not sure anyone is buying this.....that dildo is rubber. But, a good sell by the Rookie nonetheless.

SSM goes for a pin and only gets a two count. SSM grabs the dildo and winds it up as he waits for the Rookie to get to his feet. When he does he swings it hard at his face but the Rookie ducks and SSM spins around. The Rookie lands a quick DDT and both men are down.

Rexford- What a DDT! He just saved himself from a wholloping right there!

The Rookie gets to his feet and sees the dildo laying on the mat. He looks at it for a moment and holds it up into the air. He grabs SSM by the trunks and yanks them down showing his bare ass. The Rookie begins to sodomize SSM with the rubber dildo as we cut away with the cameras.

The Doc- OH MY GOD! I have never seen something so disgusting in all my years of wrestling!

Rexford- I can't believe the Rookie is on the offensive like that but, SSM seems to like it.

The cameras stay focused on the commentators instead of the horrific act going on in the ring. The camera peaks back for a second but, turns right back around as the deed is still going down. Suddenly the screen goes fuzzy but, it doesn't take long to get back to the action.

The Doc- Sorry about those technical difficulties....

Meanwhile in the ring....SSM looks to be in love with his opponent as he lays face down with his rear end straight up into the air like a cat. The Rookie with a small cradle. 1, 2, 3! The bell sounds as SSM squeezes his butt cheeks with the dildo sticking out between them. The Rookie hops up with his arm raised high into the air as he yanks the dildo form SSM's ass and holds it high into the air. The crowd cheer for some odd reason as the Rookie points the dildo around the front row until he finds the usual GFW groupies who want some of the action. The fat disgusting ladies reach over the barrier for the Rookie and the Rookie goes out, helping them over the barracade. The Rookie celebrates with three fat chicks and the dildo as they head backstage for some hot action in the Rookie's four foot by four foot dressing room that resembles more of a broom closet.

Rexford- Can you believe what we just saw?

The Doc- Only in the GFW! Speaking of the GFW....ha ha ha.....up next we have the tag team championship match.

Suddenly the show cuts out as it did earlier but, it lasts much longer. The fans at home are treated to a blue screen until the matter gets fixed up. Ten minutes later or so and we are back. The tag team championship match is right in the heat of itself as it looks like Mr. Fabulous is ready to finish off Ryan Trent with the Fabulous plex. Anastasia comes running out and grabs Fabulous' attention. Fabulous turns around and argues with her but, gets sprayed right in the face with a can of mace. Ryan Trent with a small package. 1, 2 and a kickout.

Rexford- What a bad day to have production troubles.

Fabulous swings his arms around unable to see when he drops down and rolls out of the ring. He chases Anastasia up the ramp as Lex takes over as the legal man despite not being the legal man. Lex Wonder lifts Ryan Trent up for the Wonderslam and then forearms the already beaten down Mike Hall off from the apron. Lex makes the cover on Trent for the easy 1, 2, 3 and the title defense. A few fans are spotted leaving the building at this point.

The Doc- Goddammit! Why are they leaving? So what....they aren't at home having to deal with the technical difficulties. Why are they leaving dammit?

Rexford- Maybe they are gonna get hot dogs. Shea makes good hot dogs.

The Doc- Shut up Rex...I'm not in a good mood right about now. You know we have a couple young impressive guys ready to make their debuts right now. Anton Chase versus Shane Madison. We're relying on you two to get this show going and hopefully we won't have any more production problems.

Rexford- I hope not. If we do I'm making a hot dog run.

The Doc shakes his head and points to the ring as the cameras turn while we get ready for this upcoming TV championship number one contendership match. We turn to the ring as Anton Chase is just standing in the middle of the ring. Shane Madsion goes over and extends his hand. Chase doesn?t even move. Shane goes over and pats him on his back and starts to exit the ring but Chase grabs Shane and nails him with a right hand. He throws him off the ropes and nails Shane with a standing spine buster. He now bounces off the ropes and leaps high into the air and drills Shane with an elbow drop to the chest. Chase gets to his feet and we see a sadistic smile on his face. He waits for Shane to start getting to his feet and he then nails him in the face with a big boot. He picks up Shane and picks him up on his shoulder for a power slam and then drops the back of his head on his knee. Now Chase picks Shane up and throws him off the ropes, Shane ducks the clothesline and starts hitting Chase with some right hands. He backs him into the turnbuckle and nails Chase with a right hand. He goes for another but Chase blocks it and delivers a right hand of his own. He takes Shane by the hair and rams him head first into the turnbuckle pad. He turns Shane around and chops him across the chest. He throws Shane into the turnbuckle and he bounces off and walks into the center of the ring and Chase picks him up by the throat and drops him. Shane slides under the bottom rope.

Rexford- Lots of action so far.

Chase comes out of the ring and is sneaking up behind Shane but, he grabs the ref and puts him in front of Chase. Shane slides in the ring and then baseball slides Chase in the side of the head. He goes onto the outside and rams Chase into the steel barricade, back first. He now takes the wrist tape off his wrist and is choking out Chase with it. He slides in the ring and waits for Chase to get on the apron. He suplexes Chase into the ring. He hooks the leg, 1?????..2??????kick out. Shane now applies a side head lock. He has it locked in pretty tight. The referee is making sure it?s not a choke hold. Shane breaks the hold and drops some knees to the back of the head of Chase. He picks Chase up and throws him off the ropes. He locks on an abdominal stretch. He?s grabbing onto the ropes for added leverage. He keeps letting go of the ropes when the ref comes to see if he?s cheating or not. Finally the ref catches Shane using the ropes and kicks his arm off. Chase hip tosses Shane. Both men are down. Shane gets to his feet and nails Chase with a slam. He goes up to the top rope and dives off but Chase gets his boot up!! Both men are now down. Both men are getting to their feet and Shane runs off the ropes and Chase nails him with a inverted atomic drop. Chase nails Shane with a military press slam to the mat. Shane is holding his back in pain. Chase picks Shane up and is going for the Chaos Theory, but Shane slips from behind and rolls Chase up, 1??????.2??????Chase kicks out. Shane gets to his feet and kicks Chase in the gut. He?s going for a Fame Asser but Chase flips him over and drills him with a clothesline! He hooks the leg, 1?????.. 2?????.Shane gets the shoulder up! Chase picks Shane up and hits the Chaos Theory. Chase covers Shane,1...2.....3.

The Doc- Anton Chase has earned the shot at the TV champion but, Shane Madison put up a hell of a fight. I don't think we've seent he last of him.

Rexford- We sure haven't. Both of those guys are top notch atheletes.

The Doc- What a breath of fresh air. A tremendous match we just saw with Shane Madison and Anton Chase. Up next we have the X championship up for grabs. Hazard versus Redwood.

Rexford- This should be good. Redwood has proven to be a tremendous champion and Hazard has come into the GFW with a lot of fan support. This should be interesting.

The Doc- With that in mind lets go back to ringside!

Hazard's music begins to play as he steps out on the stage. Before we know it, Redwood jumps him from behind with a tire iron. Hazard goes down hard as Redwood repeatedly hits him with the hunk of steel. Officials come out to break up themess but, Redwood holds them back as he swings the tire iron.

Rexford- This isn't a no dq match. What is he thinking?

The Doc- I doesn't look like Hazard is gonna be able to compete!

Suddenly Nester comes out onto the stage with a microphone as he interupts the melee.

Nester- Hey knock it off you little turd! Now you think if you take Hazard out of the equation, that you won't have to defend the title tonight? Not here in Shea stadium stupid. Well you might have taken out Hazard but, don't forget you have a number one contender regardless. Anton Chase....come on out and get your title shot!

The crowd goes wild as Anton Chase steps back out ontot he stage. Redwood is in shock as he backsteps down the ramp away from Anton. Anton charges him and clotheslines him into the ring apron. Anton going to work, hammering away. He bashes Redwood's head off the steel steps and picks him up, dropping him over the barracade. Anton leaps up onto the ring apron and leaps off with the 'Starmaker' onto Redwood. The fans begin to chant 'holy shit'!

Rexford- Did you see that? That was enough to make me cream my pants!

The Doc shakes his head as Anton Chase rolls Redwood into the ring for the first time. The bell sounds and we are underway with this impromtu match up for the X championship! Anton Chase wastes no time and he nails the 'Styles Clash', a modified Falling Face-First Lateral Piledriver as he makes the cover. 1, 2, 3! The bell sounds and this is over just as quick as it began.

The Doc- Well even though Anton Chase became the #1 contender for the TV championship....he somehow got thrown into the X title match and he's the new X champion!

Rexford- Who cares....X title, TV title...same thing.

The Doc- Whatever you say but it is now time for the TV championship match!

Jackhammer Comes out from behind the curtain . He proclaims and mouths at the fans that he is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Rexford- JackHammer has a golden opportunity here tonight.

Jone Zay walks out towards the ring looking mad and scowls at Jackhammer as he jumps over the top rope and imitates Muhammed Ali. The matches starts with Jackhammer and Jone Zay locking it up in the middle of the ring. Jackhammer kicks jone zay below the belt causing him to fall to the floor. Jackhammer laughs in his face as he grabs him by the head and throws him to the outside. As he follows Jone zay gets back to his senses and jumps up and hits jackhammer in the face with a few punches with devastating effect. He power slams him onto the concrete floor, Jackhammer is lying on the floor writhing in pain, Jone Zay is on the top rope LEG DROP 360 LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE OH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!!!

Rexford- Did you see that? What a freaking move man!

Jone Zay is laying next to JackHammer on the floor almost hurting himself as much as JackHammer. He finally manages to get to his feet with the referee getting to the count of 8. He picks JackHammer up and rolls him inside the ring. He throws his body over the top of JackHammer. 1.??.2.???..no kick out by JackHammer?he was given time to recover on the outside after that brutal 360 leg drop. JackHammer and Jone Zay standing toe to toe giving each other what for. Irish whip by Jackhammer?.Clothesline knocking jone zay to the floor?But Jone Zay bounce straight back up?Another clothesline from JackHammer but once again Jone Zay bounces straight back up?.YET another clothesline from JackHammer and this time Jone Zay stays down. Stomping on his head from JackHammer as he pulls him to his feet. GORILLA PRESS SLAM to the ourside!!!!Jackhammer laughs in the ring as Jone Zay staggers back with blood dripping down his face. JackHammer walks to the outside and picks up the TV title and holds it aloft. He runs into the ring and drops the title.

The Doc- What is he doing?

BANG big boot to the face of Jone Zay. JackHammer grabs a piece of Jone Zay's hair as he climbs up the top of the turnbuckle. He positions Jone Zay in front of him as he delivers a MAMOTH POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE. Jone Zay is in the middle of the ring spitting up blood as JackHammer comes off the top rope with a diving elbow. He covers Jone Zay as he lies motionless on the mat. 1.?..2.??3.?YES HE HAS DONE IT HE IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

The Doc- We have a new TV champion!

Jackhammer leaves shouting at Jay Zone he will never see the title again.

Rexford- JackHammer deserved some gold and tonight he certainly showed us why.

The Doc- Well we are pretty much there.

Rexford- That's right. Tonights event is ready to come to a head.

The Doc- Well it is now time for the main event. Triple threat action....Jugernaut the GFW champion versus Lynx and Anastasia. Lets goto ringside before the rest of the fans leave.

'Bad Religion' by Godsmack begins to play over the PA System and fills the arena and the fans around the arena begin to cheer wildly as Jugernaut steps out from the back with the GFW championship while the fans erupt! Jugernaut slowly makes his way to the ring, and when he gets there, he steps up on the apron, then gets into the ring by stepping over the top rope. Jugernaut raises his arms into the air to the fans on all four sides of the ring, and then calls for the microphone. He paces around for a moment before speaking to the less than capacity crowd.

Jugernaut- You know this is sad....just plain sad. If Dick were here this place would be stuffed to the rafters. But, you know what? I still get my payday regardless but, with the pay cut Nester gave me I don't see any sense in having to defend against two people at once.

The crowd boos as Jugs looks around at the audience. He raises the mic again and proceeds.

Jugernaut- So since this match is totally biases and it was set up to make sure I don't break freakin' Rod gazinya's championship reign record.....I suggest we make this two one on one matches! Lynx get your ass out here right now!

Rexford- A change of plans.

The Doc- Who is going to tell Jugernaut different. We're having Lynx versus Jugernaut and apparently the winner will face Anastasia when it is all said and done!

Some generic theme plays as Lynx comes out from the back. He slaps some hands on the way and slides right into the ring only to get stomped by the champ. Jugernaut kicks away at him, not letting him get to his feet. From there, Jugs picks him up and punches him int he face then whips him to the ropes. A huge clothesline and Jugernaut lands a huge sidewalk slam. Jugs motions for Lynx to get up. As he does he ets met with a huge chokeslam and the cover. 1, 2, 3!

The Doc- Wow that was quick! I guess it's now Anastasia versus Jugernaut.

Jugernaut grabs the mic as he kicks Lynx under the bottom rope to the outside. He brushes off his hands as he begins to speak.

Jugernaut- That was abotu as easy as beating the Rookie for this damn strap. But, seeign as how Nester cut my pay, I can't see putting on a long match for you undeserving fans.

The fans begin to boo at the GFW champs comments until he cuts them off.

Jugernaut- Alright so half my work is done for tonight. Now Ana...get your ass out here and lets do this without any rules like I told you we were gonna do earlier!

The lights go out and strobe lights come on. The cameras cut through the smoke and Anastasia stands there and walks through the smoke down the ramp into the ring. Jugernaut laughs at her as he stands back into the corner and waits. Soon the bell sounds as Jugernaut clearly has Ana out matched in terms of size.

The Doc- I think Anastasia might be in for more than she bargained for. Jugernaut is way to big compared to her.

Rexford- Well I think it's time for a hot dog break.

The Doc shakes his head as we proceed with the action minus Rex. Jugernaut tries to lock up but, Ana is quick to sidestep as she lands a series of kicks to the legs of Jugernaut. Jugernaut reaches down to block but, Ana catch his head as she leaps up and lands a hurcanrana. Jugernuat quickly stumbles to his feet and charges at Ana but, she ducks and trips him up, sending him down along the bottom rope. Ana leaps over the top rope and lands a leg drop on the back of Jugs head as she then poses for the fans. Jugernaut works on getting to his feet as he shakes off the cobwebs and tightens up his leather gloves.

The Doc- I think Ana might have just pissed Jugs off!

Jugernaut waits for Ana to return to the ring. As she does, Jugs hits her with a knee lift and goes for a sidewalk slam but, Ana kicks him in the face causing him to drop her. Ana leaps up as Jugs comes charging in and hits him with a stiff dropkick. Another but, Jugs swats her away. Jugs grabs Ana by the hair and slings her across the ring to a chorus of boos. Jugs steps on Ana's hair as she tries to get up. He reaches down and pulls her to her feet by the hair but, she lands a low blow. Jugernaut goes down, holding his manhood as Ana quickly goes to the corner and unties the turnbuckle padding. The crowd goes nuts as Jugernaut gets to his feet. He charges in at Ana but, she drops down and trips him causing him to fall face first into the exposed steel. Ana with a roll up. 1, 2, 3...no he kicked out just in time. Ana with an inside cradle. 1, 2, and another kickout.

Rexford- Ana is doing whatever it takes to win this thing.

Ana goes for a hip toss but, Jugs is too big. He blocks it and short arm clotheslines her to the mat. Jugs picks her up for a powerbomb but, she hammers him in the face, causing him to drop her back down. She runs at the ropes but, Jugs lifts the big boot up when she comes back as it cracks her right in the face. Jugs goes for the nonchalant cover as Ana seems to be out. 1, 2, and a kickout. Frustrated, Jugernaut calls for the "Burning Hammer'! He lands it and goes for another cover but, JackHammer comes running out. He breaks up the count in this no disqualification match and begins to go to work on the champ.

The Doc- JackHammer just won the TV title and now he's going after the champion!

Rexford- He must still be sour over his loss to Jugernaut on Prime!

JackHammer goes for the Earth Tremble chokeslam but, Jugernaut grabs JackHammer by the throat with his own chokeslam. JackHammer boots him in the stomach and lands the Earth Shatter last ride. Jugernaut lays flat on his back as JackHammer leaves the ring and heads to the back, obviously satisfied with his work.

The Doc- He might cause Ana to win the title!

Ana slowly crawls over to Jugernaut to make the cover. Suddenly Mr. Fabulous comes running out! He breaks up the count before three and beats the crap out of Anastasia. The crowd boos Mr. Fabulous' attack as he rams her intot he exposed turnbuckle and lands the 'Isn't that Fabulous' variation of the unprettier. Fabulous seems happy with his work as he leaves. Jugernaut slowly inches to Ana for the cover. 1, 2, 3....no she manages to kick out.

Rexford- First JackHammer...now Mr. Fabulous and they are still going at it!

Jugernaut slowly gets to his feet as he calls for the 'Physcho Killer' DDT! Ana sidesteps it and goes for the 'Chaos Relic' in the corner. Jugernut blocks it at the last minute and lands the 'Amazing Impact' and drops down onto Ana, hooking the leg for the cover. 1, 2, 3! The bell sounds as 'Iron man' begins to blair through out Shea Stadium.

Rexford- Jugernaut retains the title!

The Doc- Thank god this crap is over. I'm gonna be on the phone with Dick Gazinya over this crap....you can bet on that!

Jugernaut holds up the GFW championship as the pay-per-view goes off the air.