Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your boyfriend dumps you, the cancer
goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get married, you owe ten million
dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back
and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is
paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your
mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and
the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe .....
