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| Do cows HAVE clitorises??? |
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| Will Princess' head ever grow??? |
| Is Heather dead or did she move out??? |
| Matt get your panties out of the living room!!! (say all of the ladies) |
| Turn that music down!!! (our BITCH neighbor!!!) |
| Will Matt ever have sex??? |
| PLEASE post all comments, questions, and answers in our guestbook!!! |
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| Eating eggs is like eating a chicken period, not like eating a little baby chick (says expert Heather). So, therefore, in comparison, that is still gross if you consider eating a hard-boiled cow clitoris. (Matt) Any thoughts? |
| Can you develop callauses from having too much sex? |
| IKEA is like Disneyland, in hell, on crack!!!! |
| Penis Breath has been sleeping all day long again!!! (re: Yoko) |
| Princess may have been created in the likeness of Yoko. Consider that both: are nocturnal get whinny when they are hungry have large asses must always wear nice things are lazy do very weird things both would like to shit in Matt's bed |
| Is there a location somewhere where dragons DO exist? |
| Do cows have a similar problem to racism due to the colors of their hides - brown, black, spotted? |
| I'm going to shit in your bed!!!! (Yoko to Matt) |
| This was the WORST night of MY LIFE - and I mean it this time!!! |
| You just don't understand!!! |
| You are NOT a gay man in L.A. - how do you know!?!?!? |
| Anything Deirdre believes in/agrees with/supports VS Anything Matt believes in/agrees with/supports SO WHO IS RIGHT??? |
| GOD! I just wish Cats and Dogs was on TV right now!!! |
| Let's watch a movie!!! |
| Will we ever answer our phone? |
| Will anyone we know EVER know more than Scott? |
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| Welcome to the inside of our heads . . . |
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