Chocolate
Mathematics
(Sent by Rajiv Soysa)
This is really fun.You will love it.
This is pretty neat how it works out. This
is cool chocolate math!!!!!!! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked
out! This is not one of those waste of time things,
It's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
that
you would like to have chocolate. (try for more
than
once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the
calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year
add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.
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>> You should have a three digit number.
>> The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how
many times
you
want to have chocolate each week).
>>The next two numbers are ........
YOUR AGE! ~ ( Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
>>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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Time
for laugh!
(Sent by Buddhike Galgomuwa)
Have you faced this kind of questions?
1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia..... why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.
5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I
was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!
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