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Chocolate Mathematics
(Sent by Rajiv Soysa)

This is really fun.You will love it.

This is pretty neat how it works out. This is cool chocolate math!!!!!!! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked out! This is not one of those waste of time things, It's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the
calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .....

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

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>> You should have a three digit number.

>> The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

>>The next two numbers are ........ YOUR AGE! ~ ( Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

>>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

Time for laugh!
(Sent by Buddhike Galgomuwa)

Have you faced this kind of questions?

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!
   
   
   
   
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