POSSIBLE SLOGANS FOR PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
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1. Over your stump before you hump
 
2. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker
 
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
 
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
 
5. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
 
6. If you won't sack it, then go home and wack it
 
7. If you think she is spunky, cover your monkey
 
8. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
 
9. If you slip between thighs, please be sure to condomize
 
10. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
 
11. If you go into heat, package your meat
 
12. When undressing venus, wrap up your penis
 
13. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
 
14. Wrap in foil before checking her oil
 
15. Especially in December, gift-wrap your member
 
16. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 
 
17. The right selection, check your erection
 
18. A crank with armor will never harm her
 
19. When in doubt, shroud your spout.