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Character:...................... Played By: Luke:........................... Ceron Han:............................ Magarathin Leia:........................... "The Queen" Chewie:......................... Silverbear Obi-Wan Kenobi:................. Darb Longwood Vader:.......................... Suroh Emporer:........................ Sisi Moff Tarkin:.................... Diablo Boba Fett:...................... Morgan Jabba:.......................... Samantha Twi'lek:........................ Dan Yoda:........................... Nam Guy Wedge Antilles:................. Vilkata Admiral Ackbar:................. Gron the Fat R2/C-3PO:....................... Darth the Invader Greedo:......................... Troll Locations: Death Star:..................... Bullshit Star Second Death Star:.............. More Bullshit Star Alderaan:....................... Sangius Dagobah:........................ Saragosa Tatooine:....................... Winberry Endor:.......................... The Gamble Farm |
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Episode IV:
All the previous players with knowledge of, The Bullshit Star - Sean and Sarah's most powerful weapon ever, have been banned. Hope for the future lies in a small group a new players. Still young in the ways of the LARP, they have started to form a holding.
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| Int. Imp Slapper | Disfigured Sarah: "I'm banned in 12 other systems." Ceron: "I'll be careful." Disfigured Sarah: "You'll be banned!" Darb: "This little one stays in character, come, let me buy you a drink" Disfigured Sarah: "OK!" |
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| Int. Imp Slapper | Troll: "Oota goota Mags" Mags: "Look Troll, tell Samantha I've got Sean's money." Troll: "Son dijalae. Samantha won'in chi-ko, mom-uey showna tantani wanna wuska. heh heh heh." |
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| Int Bullshit Star | Sean: "The Queen's resistance to the booze is substantial. It will be some time before we can extract any usefull nakedness from her." Diablo: "Perhaps it is time for an alternate form of booze persuasion. Rum soaked cherries..." |
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| Wide Shot: Planet Sangius | Bullshit Star: (fires it's concentrated stream of bullshit) Planet Sangius: "I LIVE!......." (banned) |
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| Int. Millenium Black Velvet | Darb: (hands goes to head, he sits) Ceron: "What's wrong?" Darb: "I felt a great disturbance in the game. Like an in character roleplayer cried out in revolt, and was suddenly banned." Silverbear: :buuuuuuurp: |
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| Int. Bullshit Star | Darth the Invader: "Curse my magic powers, they weren't fast enough!" |
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| Int. Bullshit Star | Darb: "You can't win Sean. If you ban me, I'll shall become more powerful than you can possible imagine." (By taking all the good players with me!) |
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| Int. Bullshit Star | Sean: "This will be a day long remembered, it has seen the end of Darb, soon it will see the end of Deepwood." |
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| Ext. Bullshit Star | Ceron: (cruising the Bullshit Trench Run) Sean: "The LARP is strong in this one" |
Episode V:
The Bullshit Star has been destroyed, yet the rule of the evil Administration still is in control. And they have now twisted the rules in a way to destroy all the new players strong in the LARP. And they call it, Fourth Edition
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| Int. YURT at Champoeg Park | The Queen: "Why you out of character, promiscuous, half-witted - Game Fucker!" Mags: "Who's promiscuous??" |
| Ext. Saragosa | Nam Guy: "Broke concrete with bamboo I have, yes." Ceron: "Are you sure it wasn't too much drinking that you were doing instead of breaking things?" Nam Guy: "Been in war I have, nightmares for years I did have." Ceron: "You didn't even make any sense. What a waste of time, Mists, take me away." |
| Int. Mist Freezing Chamber |
Silverbear: **belch** (Throws aside Sean's "jedi") Mags: "It's alright Silverbear, I'll be alright." Sean:: "Lower him in." |
Episode VI:
While Ceron struggles to learn control of his LARP abilities and to get Mags unbanned, the Administration has begun to build up a new more powerful means of destroying good roleplaying. With this, the second, and more powerful, More Bullshit Star they will ban every player in Exodus.
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| Int. The Keepe | Ceron: "You will take me to Samantha now." Dan: "I-i-i-i-i will t-take you to Samantha now" Ceron: "You serve your master well, and will be rewarded with XP." |
| Int. Keepe - Samantha's Audience Chamber | Samantha: "Bo shuda!" Darth the Invader: "Ay ay ay! The wide and mighty Samantha told you not to admit him." Ceron: "I must be allowed to speak." Dan: "H-h-h-h-he m-must be allowed t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-o speak." Samantha: "Kolo chungraba shoooo. (Weak minded fool)" |
| Int. Keepe - Samantha's Audience Chamber | Samantha: *belch* Darth the Invader: "The incredibly sized Samantha wants to know why you are here, and if you have a burrito." Ceron: "I have come to bargain for Mags being unbanned." Samantha: "Ho ho ho ho ho ho" |
| Int. Deepwood Holding | Gron the Far: "Our peasants will create a perimeter of OC GFing while the good roleplayers strike at the heart of the More Bullshit Star using something the Administration cannot stand against. Knowledge of the Rules. Unfortunately the More Bullshit Star is protected by a layer of GFed rules, which will have to be broken down before the main attack can commence." |
| Int. More Bullshit Star main Encampment | Sean: "Your feelings for them are strong, escpecially for... Deepwood. So you have a Holding. If you cannot be banned, then perhaps they will." Ceron: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" |
| Int. Deepwood Holding | Gamera: "We have Marshals in sector 47!" Gron the Fat: "It's a trap! grab the food and let's get the fuck out of here!" |
| Ext. Gamble Farm | With the help of the Moogles, with their cute little backwards talking, Deepwood was able to knock out the protective layer of GF that shielded the More Bullshit Star. |
| Int. More Bullshit Star main Encampment | Sarah: "Now young Ceron, you will be banned." (grins) BLUE LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!!! (James Cameron will be directing this movie) Ceron: (in agony) "Sean, please, help me!" Sean: "GFer, I don't get revenge, I get even, and when I return fire... BLAH BLAH BLAH.... BLAH BLAH BLAH... traced the IP address... BLAH BLAH BLAH... Mists GF... BLAH BLAH Sangius lives!?!.... BLAH blah... In other words, fuck you Ceron, you're banned." |
Born to be Banned
Get all of your garb on,
Drive to Saragosa,
Set up tents in the rain,
Get shit on as a junior.
Yeah, Sean, he's gonna make it happen,
Make you fall in love with this place,
Takes all of your dues and site fees,
Then bans you from Exodus
Like a true roleplayer,
We were born, born to be banned,
Never did nothin'
But Sean says we GFed.
And the immortal classic: Banned to the Bone:
The day the event started,
All Deepwood gathered 'rooooound,
They stared in wide wonder,
At the ruling Dan had made,
Ceron spoke up,
"That marshall's not right"
Sean and Sarah said he GFed,
He was banned to the bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-banned. B-b-b-b-b-banned. B-b-b-b-b-banned. He was banned to the bone
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