> > Ethnic Groups
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> > BOMBAYITES
> > One Bombayite is a hawker.
> > Two Bombayites is a film industry.
> > Three Bombayites is a bustling slum.
> > Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
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> > GUJARATIS
> > One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.
> > Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train.
> > Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train.
> > Four Gujaratis is a bhajan singing session in a Mumbai train.
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> > SINDHIS
> > One Sindhi is a currency racket.
> > Two Sindhis is a papad factory
> > Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.
> > Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
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> > MALAYALEES
> > One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
> > Two Malayalees is a boat race.(chettan1 & chettan2)
> > Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
> > Four Malayalees is an oil slick.
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> > TAMILIANS
> > One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
> > Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
> > Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
> > Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
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> > ANDHRAITES
> > One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
> > Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
> > Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
> > Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
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> > BENGALIS
> > One Bengali is a sweet shop.
> > Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
> > Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
> > Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
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> > RAJASTHANIS
> > One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.
> > Two Rajasthanis is a mason.
> > Three Rajasthanis is a puppetry outfit.
> > Four Rajasthanis is a dance-drama.
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> > GOANS
> > One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
> > Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
> > Three Goans is a football club.
> > Four Goans is an all-night-long party.
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> > MANGALOREANS
> > One Mangalorean is a betel-nut seller.
> > Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another.
> > Three Mangalorean is a Udupi restaurant.
> > Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
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> > MAHARASHTRIANS
> > One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
> > Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi player.
> > Three Maharashtrians is a pickle factory.
> > Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.
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> > BIHARIS
> > One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
> > Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
> > Three Biharis is a caste killing.
> > Four Biharis is the total literacy rate in the state.
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> > BHAIYYAS
> > One Bhaiyya is a milkman.
> > Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala).
> > Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.
> > Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
> > (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL, happy family).
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> > KASHMIRIS
> > One Kashmiri is a boatman.
> > Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
> > Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.
> > Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
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> > KANNADIGAS
> > One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.
> > Two Kannadiga is a Udupi restaurant.
> > Three Kannadiga is a pepper powder factor.
> > Four Kannadiga is an anti-Cauvery squad.
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> > SARDARJIS
> > One Sardarji is a truck-driver.
> > Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.
> > Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit.
> > Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.