ZEUS V. POSEIDON:
THE SAGA BEGINS
  Startling developments have emerged in National City.  One girl, maybe a Goddess, has caught the eye of both the Mayor and Brak-Daddy.  We here at the Premise want to support the Mayor, and subsequently support his wishes of getting as many bitches and sluts as he wants.

   However, this particular bitch belongs to the man, the myth, the legend, Brak-Daddy.  Brak-Daddy does not even hold any government position; he only owns meager property on Washington Street.  The citizens of National City are pleading with you, Mayor, to let Brak-Daddy have just this one bitch.  This girl will be referred to as Yoko Ono, because (obviously) she is breaking up the BigDog utopia we have all grown to love.
Obviously, the Mayor is #1 in our hearts, but Brak did make the move on her first.  I don't know, I just don't know.
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