(Another in-depth hard-hitting interview with Scott about his beliefs)
"I don't believe in premarital sex; I dont believe in Santa either, but if the presents are under the tree, I'll still open them."
"Censorship Sucks"
"Bill, I believe that Christ will come again, but I am telling you for the last time, it's not me!"
"Most of the time girls refer to me as 'Hey you in the bushes!' Would it kill them to learn my name?"
"Yeah, I know what an asylum is. But why would I go there? It's only for crazy people!"
"No one messes with the mayor."
"Sometimes a mayor has to do what a mayor has to do"
"Who wants a crapsie??? My treat!"
"Sorry guys, I think were lost"
"A freshman, come on guys. Thats just too young"
"Ketchup on something else besides french fries? That's just wrong"
"Hey guys, I just remembered. We forgot to call Collins"
"I've been faking my orgasms"
"Malcolm, now theres a cool cat"
"Alright who wants to go smoke up and desecrate the "Welcome to Itasca" sign?"
"I just felt like wearing some Abercrombie and Fitch today."
"If you ask me, Andrew W.K is the next Jimmy Buffet"
"UhOh, Theres a budget crisis....in my pants!"