National City, California-Another chapter was added to the infamous history of the Playboy Mansion this Saturday, when Scott Presslak mayor of National City, was forcibly removed from the premises after removing his pants and drunkenly plummeting from a second-story balcony into a pool.
"Scott is a longtime friend of the mansion, and the events of last weekend won't change that." said Playboy publisher Hugh Heffner, speaking to reporters on behalf of the playmates. "He just had a few too many Ginger Ales, and we had to send him home. Nobody knows how to go off the deep end like the Mayor."
Sporting his trademark purple velvet smoking jacket and pipe, the smiling Hugh Heffner stressed that there were "no hard feelings" about the incident and joked that Presslak was welcome back to his regular guest room at the mansion any time, "as long as the old boy can keep it in his pants next time."
The Playboy Mansion has long been notorious for its wild parties. Saturday's gathering, however, exceeded even its usual standards for debauchery. Mr.Presslak was seen standing atop the pool bar, challenging all comers to "try and beat me in arm-wrestling." An all-nude romp in the mansions legendary Grotto was led by the mayor as well.
"It was like the fall of Rome." Said Priestley, who was witness to the events. "At one point, while everybody was circling the solid gold party globe in a conga line, poor Scott wiped out ona huge pile of old Playboys. We though he'd broken his neck, but in a flash, he was back on his feet and calling for "more wine, more wine" in his unmistakable voice.
The party had began to settle down, and a group game of monopoly was being enjoyed until a pantsless Presslak burst through the room, dived through a large balcony window into a pool two stories below.
Drennen, who at one point disappeared for a half-hour into the mansion's Velvet Room with Cindy Margolis, defended Presslak's behavior.
"Presslak-disco king, no doubt, no doubt. Did he do anything the rest of us wouldn't? I'd say no. Scott's a good man who knows how to get down. Does he love the wine? Sure, sure. Women? Song? No question there. But hes a good egg, and I'll stand by him."