Possible Conversation between Scott and an officer at LP
(O for Offical; S for Scott)
O: Do you know why you were called down here today?

S: No, no clue.

O: It seems some subjects you have on your site dictate a school situation that we would rather not have the general public know about.

S: What are you suggesting?

O: You need to edit your website now, and remove all offensive material. If you choose not to comply we will contact your parents.

S: Do you know who I am? Im the mayor of National City!!!! I can't believe that anyone would challenge my order!!

O: Mr. Presslak, a little composure please. You are aware that National City is not a real city...?

S: I am offended by your insinuations. I think the most offensive thing about my website is that your trying to censor it!

O: Mr.Presslak, I have been an administrative assistant for several years, I know how to run a school!

S: (chuckling) That's very cute. I have been mayor of National City for three consecutive terms. I've dealt with a teamster strike, a drought, and a possible funds scandal. I manage a city with a population of 3,000,000+; I think that if anyone knows how to manage a group of people, its me!

O: Mr. Presslak, please sit down and put your shirt back on!

S: Ahh, I see whats going on here. If you can just let this whole situation slide, I'll be more than happy to divert some National City funds to this school.

O: No, I think your missing the point. You are aware that there is no such thing as National City, right??

S: This meeting has been lovely, but i have to hurry up and get on the 509, before the traffic gets congested on South Oakland Avenue and I can't get into the Cross Iron Building. Feel free to call me at 315-542-7585.

O: Mr.Presslak please come back here, you weren't excused!!
I loved the conversation.  Scott, you're a fine mayor.  Now I have to go to the front page to increase my knowledge on Scott.
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