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The Stalker Biographies |
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(If any girls out there are interested, these two gentlemen are still single...and willing to pay for a female companion ) |
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Collin's Bio |
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My father was a preacher. Scott used to be my God. Now that he's been so unfriendly to me lately, I now worship Thompson and/or Brak-Daddy. Future goals include: going to NIU, and to continue my current profession (whoring myself to fat chicks). As for interests, my tennis coach says I have great hands! I stalk Scott in hopes of learning more about chicks. |
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Priestley's Bio |
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Last week I got done looking through Scott's garbage. And then it hit me; I don't know nearly enough about Scott! I've already sent in applications to Sam Goody and Putt Putt, in anticipation of taking Hooper's job. I only go to the bonfires in hopes of getting some of the excess chicks that Scott rejects. |
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