Welcome to Gathered Funnies. Here you will find all sorts of funny things that I have collected over the years. These are things that have been emailed to me, or I have found and clipped out of newspapers and magazines. Some are jokes, and some claim to be real. I have included the name of the copyright owner whenever it is known, so please keep in mind that the copyright for all of text contained within this webpage is retained by the holder.

Click the links below to find some funny (maybe even hilarious) stuff! When you are ready to return to this page, click the link that says "Return Home" at the bottom of each page.

Or, if you're in the mood for something a little less humorous, and a little more Serious or Sentimental, you can always have a look at this section of my webpage, by clicking above, where it says "Serious and Sentimental"



There's also a section called 1 & 2 Liners, which you can find by clicking on the logo above.


For Christmas Stories, Either Funny, or Serious and Sentimental, Click above, on the "Holiday Goodies" logo

Please feel free to email this site to your friends if you find something that you think they will like.

12 Things Not to Say To A Cop

21st Birthday

A History Of The World

Canada Pledges Their Help in the War Against Terrorism

Chocolate Is A Vegetable

Coffee In Bed

For Sale By Owner

God's Kids

God's Messenger

Jonah and the Whale

The Pregancy Stamp

Public Assistance

Restroom Trip Memo

San Francisco Airlines Story

Two Hunters

West LA Math Exam

When I Am An Old Woman

If you have anything you would like to see included on this site, please email me at [email protected] And put "Gathered Funnies Page" in the subject line.


Some of the text contained within this link is rated for older readers. That's why I separated it from the main part of the webpage. It's nothing rated X or anything, but maybe PG-13 or R. There is a quicklink to get back to the main part of Gathered Funnies, at the bottom of each story, and also at the bottom of the opeining section of "Adults Only."


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