FELGER’S FANCYDRESS FINAGLE

 

Sammiedoll and Teal'cdoll had gone out for a walk with their prized rubber babies in the wide load strollers, leaving Jackdoll to put on his favourite lust face and jump Dannydoll's little plastic bones just as soon as. 

 

Jackdoll sighed.  He loved the Dannydoll humping aftermath, almost as much as he enjoyed the Dannydoll humping action.  In other words, he loved making love to the lovely dolly Dannydoll.  The dolly farmhouse was quiet, the UHU adhesive putty was holding up well and Jackdoll was beginning to think the day couldn't get much better.

Dannydoll, slumped across the kitchen table, was snoring gently, his teenie weenie plastic glasses all askew.  He was just where Jackdoll had left him.  Smiling, Jackdoll stroked Dannydoll's smooth vinyl butt and sighed again.  "Hmmmm, perfecto-rama," he murmured appreciatively and idly wondered whether he could chance another horizontal dolly tango before Sammiedoll and Teal'cdoll got back...

 

-o-

 

Later that evening, Dannydoll was reading while Jackdoll played with the P90 in his U-shaped grip.

Looking up to see Jackdoll making pretend shooting noises and then little indentations in the wall with the tip of his weapon, Dannydoll put down his book.  "Jackdoll?  Are you bored?"

Jackdoll spun around raising his painted vinyl eyebrows.  "No," he said defensively, "What makes you think that?"

"Might be something to do with the way you've redecorated the wall with all those little marks," Dannydoll frowned.

"Yeah, well..." Jackdoll shrugged.  "I was just planning a training exercise for me and Teal'c," he said quickly.

"Which involves destroying the whole house," Dannydoll observed ruefully.

"Hey!  Not the whole house," Jackdoll corrected belligerently.

Dannydoll rolled his little googly eyes.  He should find something with more entertainment value for Jackdoll but that would have to wait.  The UHU adhesive putty needed to firm up in the fridge first.  Just then, Felgerdoll came into the living room.

"Whaddya want, Belcher Moll?" Jackdoll drawled.

"I was looking for some ketchup," the fat little dolly folly answered breathlessly.

Jackdoll and Dannydoll looked at each other and replied in unison, "Ketchup?  What for?"

 

"Jay Felger needs some for his costume."

Jackdoll's googly eyes narrowed.  "Costume?  What's he up to now?"

"Jay is going to a costume party tonight and he needs something that looks like blood, only fake."

"I can give him some real blood," Jackdoll growled waving his P90 in the air.  "Wanna see how I collect it," he grunted jabbing his gun upwards.  This was always the sign that meant Jackdoll just wanted to do something really nasty to Jay Felger.  If only he could reach high enough to make an impact.

"What's he dressed as, Felgerdoll?" Dannydoll enquired while glancing reproachfully at Jackdoll.

"The Mummy."

 

"The Mummy?" Jackdoll roared.  "Don'tcha mean his mummy?"

 

Felgerdoll gave a nervous laugh and retreated from the living room as quickly as he could.  Outside he nearly swooned.  Jackdoll was his absolute hero, dreamboat and *ahem* right hand man.  The word ‘crush’ didn’t even begin to describe how Felgerdoll felt about Jackdoll.

 

-o-

 

As Dannydoll and Jackdoll watched the heavily bandaged Jay Felger stagger out of his apartment, Dannydoll had an inspired idea.

 

“Wait here, Jackdoll,” he whispered, “I’ve got a surprise for you.”

 

Blinking his googly eyes, which his vinyl head spin, Jackdoll grinned.  Surprises…he liked surprises if they were Dannydoll-type surprises.  Dannydoll was really good at Dannydoll-type surprises.

 

After a few minutes, Dannydoll returned and Jackdoll’s mouth dropped open.

 

“Oh…My…God,” Jackdoll choked.  “You look…”

 

“Like a Silly Billy?” Dannydoll asked feeling rather deflated.

 

“Nooooo, like a Jolly Dolly,” Jackdoll rasped.

 

“Actually, I was hoping for Batman,” Dannydoll said pretending to be nonchalant about Jackdoll’s interpretation of his very own dolly costume.

 

“You don’t understand, Dannydoll,” Jackdoll went on.  “The teenie weenie black mask, the cheap shiny wrinkled shirt, the tight, really, really tight tights and the sexy cape are just…just…amazing!”

 

“So you like my costume?” Dannydoll grinned showing off by widening his stance and resting his knuckles on his hips.

 

“You bet,” panted Jackdoll.  “Can I be your Robin?”

 

“As long as you get dressed up too, Jackdoll.”

 

“Ya sure ya betcha,” Jackdoll said enthusiastically.

 

Jackdoll disappeared to their bedroom while Dannydoll waited.  He loved the playful Jackdoll.

 

When he came back, Jackdoll was dressed in a red jacket and strange Elf-like green boots with long curly toes.  The look was slightly marred by the way Jackdoll had used a piece of string to tie the elf toes to his legs to keep from tripping over them.

 

Nevertheless, Dannydoll reckoned Jackdoll looked pretty good.  Pushing against him, Dannydoll pinned Jackdoll against the wall and kissed him stupid.

 

Sucking in a breath, Dannydoll declared, “Kapow!  Hnnng!  Thud, Robin!”

 

Dannydoll wanted his Jackdoll panting and excited so he rammed the large blob of UHU adhesive putty against Jackdoll’s vinyl groin and formed it into a nicely shaped, generously sized UHU cock.  Rubbing it slowly to finalise its perfect profile and delectable dimensions, Dannydoll watched as Jackdoll’s googly eyes went all dolly googly as he gasped, “Holy jerking off, Batman!”

 

 

The End