FELGER’S FAIRY MAKEOVER
The SG1dolls settled into
domestic dolly bliss in their new farmhouse.
Sammiedoll and Teal’cdoll spent their time looking after all the rubber
babies, and Jackdoll and Dannydoll spent their time engaged in hot, energetic
sex, which blew their tiny dolly minds every time.
All the dolls came to the
conclusion that the house had cast some kind of magic spell over their lives,
especially when they discovered they could now shed their hitherto immovable
vinyl clothes. According to Jackdoll,
every night with Dannydoll would have to be declared Nekkid Night, and it made
his little brown googly eyes pop with anticipation.
The idea of magic was
something Sammiedoll could not possibly accept, although Dannydoll thought
things that could not be scientifically explained might also exist – rather
like Jackdoll…
Dannydoll’s idea of keeping
their UHU adhesive putty in the cooler worked, and they were now the proud
owners of a pair of sensationally hard putty dicks.
Incredibly smug, Jackdoll had
a permanent smile plastered on his face, first because of his insistence that
Jay Felger supply decent accommodations, and second because the sex with
Dannydoll was fantastic!
The only cloud was the one
produced by Jackdoll when he decided to burn the old cardboard boxes…
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After a while though,
Jackdoll sensed his loverdoll was not satisfied. It couldn’t be his putty dick, could it? Jackdoll had managed to scrounge some extra
UHU adhesive putty to make his dick really big, so how could Dannydoll not
be satisfied? He would have to
interrogate his archaeologydoll and find out.
“Oh my Goddoll,” Dannydoll
rasped as Jackdoll plundered his tight, needle-pierced asshole.
“You like this, right?”
Jackdoll enquired as he made the scale model of their king size bed shake,
rattle and roll.
“Every time,” Dannydoll
choked his googly eyes wobbling wildly in his dolly head.
“Then why are you unhappy,
Dannydoll? Is it me?”
“I’m not unhappy, and you
always rock my world, Jackdoll,” Dannydoll wheezed, leaving a hand shape as he
gripped and pulled on his dolly dick.
That was the one downside of having a putty penis; it was too easy to
imprint the evidence of their passion.
Still, there was always the compensation of remodelling it. Jackdoll called it Reshaping the Foreplay, a
new hobby he was very pleased to indulge in.
“Well, what is it?” Jackdoll
pressed as his dolly body shuddered through yet another vinyl orgasm.
“I think we should paint and
decorate the house!” Dannydoll yelled as he squished his putty dick in his
U-grip hand, extruding it into a long thin line of happiness.
Jackdoll grinned with
contentment, and then wondered about what really turned on his loverdoll. What would happen if he could get Dannydoll
to look through a swatch of wallpapers?
Jackdoll couldn’t wait to find out…
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“Good morning, all,” Jay
Felger announced, grinning like a dimpled schoolboy.
Rolling his googly eyes,
Jackdoll tapped his highly polished booted foot with impatience. “Didja get the stuff?” he asked, glancing sideways
at Dannydoll.
“It’s all in the box,”
Felger said, pushing it towards Jackdoll for his approval.
Surveying the contents of
the box, Jackdoll nodded his articulated head with satisfaction. There were a lot of paint cans, little ones
of course, but with every colour imaginable.
Then with narrowed googly eyes, the coloneldoll stared at a collection
of slim, long bodied dolls at the bottom of the box.
“What the hell are these?”
“Fairies,” Felger informed
him. “They were a job lot and came with
the paint. They might be able to help
you with your painting and decorating,” he grinned and waving, left Jackdoll
frowning at the little figures.
The fairies were, indeed,
very little. They had stylised long
bodies and weirdly coiffured hair. Some
of the fairies had long silky hair, others were curly and some had Afro
hairstyles. They all looked angelically
pretty, and Jackdoll could not imagine them being able to help with anything,
except with their own hair care. Also,
Jackdoll’s finely tuned character judgement skills told him that perhaps the
fairies could not be trusted, they were after all…fairies.
The SG1dolls unloaded the
paint cans and inspected the colours.
Long discussions ensued as to what colours would go where, and who would
decorate which room. It was decided
that Jackdoll and Dannydoll would do their own bedroom, as would Sammiedoll and
Teal’cdoll plus the nursery. They would
share the decoration of all the other rooms as well as painting the outside of
the house.
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That night, as Dannydoll
drifted off to sleep, he thought he heard a strange sound. Looking at Jackdoll, he knew it wasn’t him
making the weird noise, Jackdoll tended to keep his weird noises to their dolly
lovemaking. Perhaps it was Felgerdoll
whining in his doghouse, or even some of the rubber babies not wanting to
sleep. Whatever it was, Dannydoll
couldn’t settle until he knew what it was.
Getting up, he went
downstairs into the kitchen and nearly jumped out of his dolly jammies. There in front of him were Felger’s fairies,
rampaging around the room. There were
open cabinet doors, drawers and cupboards.
Flour, sugar and rice were scattered all over the floor, and the bread
and butter was mashed against the walls.
Quickly, Dannydoll woke the
others and in the middle of the night, the four dolly teammates stared at the
havoc. Jackdoll’s googly eyes stared
like little brown glittering points of disgust and vengeance. He didn’t care about being fair and just,
these damned fairies would get theirs all right, just as soon as he could
devise something really nasty for them.
Teal’cdoll had herded the
fairies into a line and stood guard over them, while Sammiedoll nearly cried
thinking about the amount of work that would be needed to clean up.
“The fairies are all present,
if not very correct, O’Neilldoll,” the Jaffadoll announced, facing down the
fairies with every intention of arranging their executions.
“Get them back in the box,”
Jackdoll ordered with disdain, and all the fairies were bundled into Felger’s
container, the lid being taped down for security.
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The next day as the SG1dolls
met for lunch outside on the dolly patio, all they could hear was maniacal
fairy laughter.
“Oh no,” Sammiedoll said,
upset that her rubber babies might be bounced up and down by the horrible
Felger fairies.
At his partnerdoll’s obvious
distress, Teal’cdoll ran gracefully into the house to wreck some havoc of his
own. Closely followed by Jackdoll, they
confronted the fairies using their very capable and heroic SG training, subduing
the frantically fun loving and fruit loopy fairies.
Jackdoll stepped back and
let Teal’cdoll have his head, understanding how much he felt for his blonde
Techdoll and how much he wanted to avenge her distress and protect the rubber
babies. Reaching up and catching one of
the babies from the ceiling fan, he carefully cradled it, shushing it back to
sleep.
“We must take action,
O’Neilldoll. They all deserve to die.”
“Hang on a minute, Tdoll,
let’s just think about this.”
“I have thought about it,” the
warrior doll went on, “The fairies are our mortal enemies and must be
eliminated.”
“Well it’s true they’ve been
acting with malice aforethought,” Jackdoll concluded and was suddenly
interrupted by a little fairy voice in the corner.
“Hey, nobody acts with
me! I work alone!”
Glaring at the fairy,
Teal’cdoll handed the rubber baby to Jackdoll for non-bouncing safe keeping,
and grabbed the little demon by its legs, turning it upside down.
Flipping open a can of
paint, Teal’cdoll dunked the fairy’s head into the Autumn Plum and drew the
paint-laden hair across the kitchen wall.
“I believe the fairies can help us paint the house, O’Neilldoll,”
Teal’cdoll declared and gave his commanding officerdoll a little vinyl smile.
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All the SGdolls enjoyed trying
out various painting techniques, including holding a pair of fairy legs,
plunging the head into the paint and achieving a very satisfying speckled
result by flicking the hair with a crisp wrist action. Squashing the heads flat against the wall
produced an interesting blob finish, especially if applied in quick staccato
movements, and was Teal’cdoll’s favourite method of decorating. Jackdoll particularly liked using the Afro
haired fairies for that flecked effect.
At the end of each day’s
decorating, the fairies would be left upside down in a bucket of white spirit
to clean off the paint. The fumes
knocked them out so Jackdoll and Dannydoll were happy to enjoy uninterrupted
sessions getting very hot and very satisfied with dirty thoughts of sandpaper and
interlocking laminate flooring.
From time to time, Jackdoll
worried about Dannydoll’s sexual obsession with painting and decorating items,
and decided it was time for a mission.
He wanted Dannydoll to remember the manly, hairy-assed episodes they’d shared
hunting down over dressed Goa’uld system lords.
Jackdoll missed their
sessions in the tent, or on the steps of a Stargate, or any time one of them
was tied or chained in a prison cell – he liked those episodes best. The thought of shafting Dannydoll’s tight
dolly ass while he was stretched and tied had Jackdoll slavering.
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With a spare fairy in his
hand, Jackdoll shook it vigorously then pulling off the head with a satisfying
pop, poured the contents into two cocktail glasses.
“Drink up, Dannydoll, we’re
going on a mission.”
“Oooooh, light fittings?”
“Later, Dannydoll, later….”