[Kane and Mick are seen backstage talking and laughing about old times. They get up and begin to head to the ring. But as they head off Michael Cole appears and begins to talk�]
 
MC-How on earth did you get Foley to be your manager? Kane-It was simple, I asked him and he accepted, and together we will conquer this federation. MC-Foley and your thoughts please? Foley-Before you came here we were off to the ring�Have a nice day. [Kane and Mick walk off to the ring. First Kane�s music hits and he goes to the ring.]  
[Then Mick Foley�s music hits and he comes to the ring.] 
Kane- I Know that I am the best so I will again say that I am open for any challenge on the next event after Smackdown which is when I am in the triple threat match. I am also aware that this will be the first time that is if he is aloud to ringside for Foley to be my manager, so that makes it more then just a chance to kick the Rock�s @ss. So if I have things right, it is a triple threat match with F.U.C vs the Rock in it with Foley at Ringside on the F.U.C side. Foley-It is good to be back here and to now no that I am the manager of the next WECW champion. We found out earlier he was to be in the match as when the UWC was shut down he was the clear number one contender with a shot in line. So I would like to thank SW for shorting all of that out� After Backlash I will be the manager of a double champion. The WECW Champion�.  
Foley-And the UWC Hardcore champ which will also be unified at some time I am sure of it. Crowd- You Suck, You Suck� Kane-Alright we will leave. [Kane and Foley walk backstage with Foley carrying the Hardcore Belt, which Kane soon takes off his hands. They go to the car park and get in a Limo and Drive Off.] Commercial- Are you lacking energy, do you need a energy burst, and more protein, to get you going in tricky situations, you need to pop into your local What Kipper store with an amazing 10,000 stores opening just yesterday everyday for the next 8 weeks we will have every town covered. As we have already made the Kipper extinct you can either buy a sardine or a genetically modified sardine to make it taste like a kipper but still tastes like a Sardine, or we have a fresh bash of cloned kippers... As well as this you can still buy our live range with now with two free tanks and 10 days supply of food for only a whopping $199.99 it is really that good. If you do not like seafood then we have another offer on our cloned Kippers now taste like a food of your choice from Turkey, Snails, to Frogs Eyes as well as there bodies which you can buy fresh and Dog Cr@p or E-Mail us Three days before you wish to buy your Kipper and we can make a special batch for only $199.99. If you feel unhappy or stressed about the quality of What kippers then try to take up a Law suite but do not be surprised if the next morning you either wake up dead or with either Constipation or Diarrhea. So do not threaten us just visit. We also have around 150,000 stores open and each store is guaranteed to have exleast 2 others within a mile radius if you live in England. With 10 rollercoaster�s and the largest aquarium in the world along with the biggest Water Log ride in the Universe you�ll be crazy to miss out� The best Coaster reaches speeds of up to 170mph and 300m high with one huge drop of 500m that takes you 200m below the earth�s surface, while in the park you can always buy one of the new flavoured Kippers as it has a joining store, with the new flavour of Cranberry or the mystery what kipper which is any Flavour. . It has already made �200,000,000 in just the single day and with the outstanding show which the critics said were fabulous and out standing and 65,000 reporters said that it was the best it had ever seen. And on the 15th of June we will be able to open up another theme park called Bizarre Beach, which is a Water park full of flumes and a large Wave Pool. It will contain a 200ft high statue of the man What himself which will have water coming from two places. We will give you a pass and if you do not come and receive one within a year we will be giving you a visit. You will either win by not coming a smack round the head or be forced to enter. From any illness caused while visiting What Kippers stores or the theme park you can receive treatment at the chain of SCSW pharmacies which there should be one of within a three mile radius of the stores. Next year there is also the new WhatboX coming out which will have 50 release games with it only costing �299.99 on the day of release. Which is the twentieth of January 2003? The many games that are released can be seen on other consoles such as the PS2 Including games like the James bond series and wrestling games� Sponsored by Kane the WECW wrestler. [The camera rejoins Kane and Foley as they are entering Kane�s house.] Foley- You get the WhatboX sorted out, while I get the Wonderweisers. [Kane sets up the WhatboX as Foley walks in with some beers. They begin to play a game called WHAT WRESTLING. Kane and Foley plays as themselves in there roles for the match at Backlash. Kane gets the pinfall after a Tombstone on Edge then Y2J. He then puts in a different game called 00What. Kane wins in multi-player mode after using a sniper rifle to the head of Foley�s character. They turn it off and head to the private gym. In the gym he lifts people. 
�Practices chucking people through windows� 
�and chokeslamming people� 
�but saves the tombstone for the real matches. Foley-Lets go get some beer. |