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Mankinds music blasts around the arena as Mankind appears at the top of the ramp on a MotarBike and rides down to the ring and circles it a few times, he climbs into thr ring and acts like the Overwieghter.
Mankind-Yo! Mankind you better what out for me because if i get the chance i am going to whip you @ss just like my little brother did. You no that Undertaker did not whip my @ss because he was the better wrestler but, because I have guts. After falling off the cage the first I had to broken ribs but did I let the paramedics take me away NO I didn�t, I carried with broken ribs and then I got the Chokeslam from hell but did I give up no, I took a hell of a beating on that night but I kept on going, if it is a repeat of that match in a Hell in a Cell on next weeks Rage then I will not make the same mistakes and get broken ribs. I will not get tacks out and I will give you the Double Arm DDT from Hell. You OverWeighter have a fridge that will become my Sock House and your grave�oh yeah buried Alive who ended up on top then, you little brother was trapped under a few feet of Soil. The Boiler Room Match who Won Mankind not Taker. In the series against your smaller Bro I won, that�s the way it will be for me and you if I have anything to do with it. Mankind runs backstage and bring in a lorry and reverses it down to the ring and opens the back and lots of Socko�s fall out of the back. Crowd� Mankind jumps into the socks as many of the front row members get a Socko and move back due to the awful smell. J.R-What a smell I do not think I can say that even Rikishi�s backside smells worse than this. Mankind gets to his feet and places Socks on his ears, feet hands and stretches on around the top of his head. Then he chucks some socks into the crowd he goes to every turnbuckle twice and chucks the socks as far as he can, which as of the shape isn�t very far. He goes round to the announcers table and chucks as many of the Socks as he can from the ring onto J.R and The King. The King gets up and throws up on the floor after which he slips over head first into it. He decides he wants to take on Mankind and gets in the ring and hits him from behind and sets him up for the piledriver in the Centre of the ring, but Mankind executes a back body drop and turns round to pick up Jerry King but he has run off up the ramp and heading backstage. Mankind reaches to the floor and picks up a mic. Mankind- I was hoping that would happen for the sake of the good people here so they do not have to listen to his comments biased towards the Vince or Kurt Angle. So no back to what I was saying. I was better then Taker and I am better then Weighter as well and there is not a god dam thing that you or even Socko can do about it. Since I lost to R.T.Y Man inn that title shot I have trained as hard as possible. I have gone from swimming 90lengths at once to 150 and I have improved my weight lifting and speed since that match but it is still not quite up to what it was in my prime. So when you and me meet I will not be at 100% but that cannot be helped. You are one of those people that can only beat respect out of people you cannot achieve it by being a nice guy. I think I will leave this mess now for the cleaners to tidy up will I go have a beer. Mankind drops the mic into the pile of Socks and walks out backstage to a huge ovation from the crowd. Crowd� 
The camera�s reappear from the break showing Mankind walking around backstage trashing everything he walks passed. He eventually pushes over a crate containing all of the fireworks, for Friday Night Rage, he picks a few up of the biggest ones and runs away and puts the fireworks in the back of the Dodge and begins to drive away, but as he gets to the pay as you go station the Officer asks to see in his boot, as the officer is just about to open it he speeds off through the gate making a large dent on the front of the Viper. So he takes it to the crushers and buys a new Viper with the licence plate. SOCKO 1, so in his new car he heads to the supermarket to buy some beers and chocolate. He buys a 24 pack of Bud Weis Er and a huge 2M bar of Nestle White Chocolate and shoves them in the boot with his Fire Works. Then he heads out of the Car Park and heads home to a cool beer and to add his new stuff to the fridge. He takes a cool beer out of the fridge and goes and sites on the couch and drinks his beer, once he has finished his beer he turns on his Gamecube with Wrestlemania X8 in it, he unlocks himself and fights the Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell, does a Double Arm DDT through the Top and Earl Hebner Counts the fall. Mankind celebrates in the Ring. Then he leaves the game on and heads back to the fridge and grabs another bear.
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