IV-So what do you have to say about your match with the OverWeighter?
Mankind-I have nothing to say because on his crummy diet of burgers and cr@p he will die before he reaches the ramp.
IV-What?
Mankind- He will die of a blood clot after a build up of Fat in the arteries, if he doesn�t have that he will have it after he see�s the look in my eyes and pisses his pants. If you don�t mind I am off to the ring.
Mankind grabs the commentator and slams him against the concrete wall and smacks him around the head with a steal chair and he begins to bleed. Mankind then double Arm DDT�s him on the hard concrete floor. Mankind then walks off towards the ring.
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Mankind�s music fills the arena as Mankind makes his way to the ring, he climbs in the ring and the crowd go wild as he raises his right arm on the top of every turnbuckle.
Mankind-I am going to beat The Fat Bast@rd and every body knows it. Including Socko.
Mankind-You want, you can�t I am only going to get him out on special occasions like whipping His @ss, so you will have to wait until then to see him so hopefully the quicker you go to sleep the quicker it comes round. I think that OverWeighter needs to watch his back� Bye
Mankind leaves the ring shortly after entering it. As he heads backstage he puts his hand in his pocket but pulls out nothing, he then disappears behind the curtain.
