Hardcore Champion- UWC
Tag Champion- UWC
WECW Hardcore Champion
EWWE Hardcore Champion and many more...
JR-Where were we�oh yeah�Please continue on telling us your great History???????
JR (voice over)-Ironically the Loved One gave Mick his first break and he ended up in the hands off a wrestling great called Dominic DeNucci, he admired Mick�s guts more than his skill and took him under his wing. For the next two years Mick travelled 800 miles round trip every weekend and ate and slept in the back of his �79 Ford Fairmont. Still hoping to make his dream come true.
Mankind- I knew I wasn�t ready to be Dude Love yet, but I never wanted to be Catus Jack. I thought he is a horrible name for a horrible wrestler. I thought once I get the money I am gonna get tattoo and put big ear rings in and get some girls, but that didn�t work did it Jr�
JR- Not quite�
Mankind- I guess nature didn�t quite work in my Favour. Catus was supposed to be around for 3 months, not 11 years. What made Catus different is he wanted more. He was willing to go the extra length; he was willing to sleep in a filthy car in order to achieve his dream. He was willing to forgo romantic relationships to get to his dream. He said I am going to make it on my own. No one else is going to tell me what to do. I am not going to dye my hair I am going to be exactly who I am, and I am going to do it my way.
JR-Don�t you think that it is about time you looked in the mirror and accepted your personal responsibility for who you are? Don�t you believe that you yourself have caused and bought on all these problems?
Mankind- I think that maybe it is time for you to start doing your damn job. I think that it is time for you to end this fa�ade of journalistic integrity. You know what you tell people week in week out? You say �look at Mankind; I don�t know if he fells pain or he likes it.� You see you�re a powerful man, JR, you have got the ability to reach a lot of people, to spread the truth, and you neglect to do it. Let me ask you a couple of questions. What is about pain that I love? you see, I feel pain like every other person, you see that? [ripping his hair out violently] It hurts! It is when I can�t get up and my boy says �Daddy, I want to play ball.� And I can�t do it? It that where the fun starts? Whoopee!! Let the party begin! I can�t believe you sit there and ask me those questions. Do I bring it on myself? I haven�t done a damn thing to you. All you�ve done is mislead people, and let them think I am having the god damned time of my life when I am in pain! Don�t look at me with that smug look. You make me sick. A man of integrity; I ought to smack you�
Mankind grabs JR and puts him in the Mandible claw and then he picks him up and uses the Double Armed DDT.
Mankind- So Mankind what do you think of you title win and being the best Champion eevvvveerrrrrr...Well JR i will tell you in the ring.
Mankind walks out of the office as paramedics enter the room to help JR Mankind walks around the corner and laughs then he turns around and walks back to JR and then he wacks everyone in the room with his title belts and then he walks away again in a cheerful mood and then he goes to a Fanta Machine and gets a bottle. The cameras fade away into a break.
A desire video for Mankind plays over the titatron as he stands admiringly in the ring�Mankind has been through a lot in his wrestling career in the WCW, ECW and the WWF, he has suffered from many injuries, the major ones are
: Two thirds of a ear ripped off
: Four front teeth knocked out
: Broken Cheekbone
: Separated Right Shoulder
: Second degree burns on arm and shoulder
: Two herniated Discs
: Bone Chips in Elbow
: Broken right wrist
: Torn Abdominal
: Torn Meniscus
: Overall over 325 stitches
: Broken toe
: Bruised Kidney
: Five Broken Ribs
: Broken left Thumb
: Fractured left Shoulder
: Dislocated Left Shoulder
: Broken Jaw
: Nose Broken twice
: Eight Concussions
He has been in famous matches including the give up match against the Rock, the Buried Alive and Hell in a Cell Match�s against the Undertaker, many WWF title shots, the KOTR for the WWF title when The Rock got help, the epic battle against the Big Show at WrestleMania XV and Barbed wire Matches and off course has delivered out a lot if pain with his Mandible Claw and Socko on his hand�Many people have received the Socko Welcome.
Mankind- So I am a double champion and I am the World Champion and the Hardcore Champion so I have the best two titles in this federation, this proves just how great I am and as I just proved I will attack anybody and I am up for any challenge. With Socko I can win anything as you saw on Smackdown I beat Angle with Socko and the Mandible Claw and I am now the CHAMPION as USA will be after the World as it surely will not be France after there performance against Senegal.
Mankind drops the mic and poses for the crowd in every corner then he stands in the centre of the ring and pulls out Sock and the crowd roar he then puts Socko back in his pocket and the crowd begin to calm down and Mankind�s music plays and he walks up the ramp and heads backstage. In the backstage area he grabs a Coke and then goes to his locker room.
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With 10 rollercoaster�s and the largest aquarium in the world along with the biggest Water Log ride in the Universe you�ll be crazy to miss out�
The best Coaster reaches speeds of up to 200mph and 400m high with one huge drop of 500m that takes you 440m below the earth�s surface, while in the park you can always buy one of the new flavoured Kippers as it has a joining store, with the new flavour of Cranberry or the mystery what kipper which is any Flavour. . It has already made �900,000,000 in just the single week and with the outstanding show which the critics said were fabulous and out standing and 1,650,000,000 reporters said that it was the best they had ever seen.
And on the 10th of June we will be able to open up another theme park called Bizarre Beach, which is a Water park full of flumes and a large Wave Pool. It will contain a 200ft high statue of the man Mankind himself which will have water coming from two places. We will give you a pass and if you do not come and receive one within a year we will be giving you a visit. You will either win by not coming a smack round the head or be forced to enter.
From any illness caused while visiting What Kippers stores or the theme park you can receive treatment at the chain of SCSW pharmacies which there should be one of within a three mile radius of the stores.
Next year there is also the new WhatboX coming out which will have 50 release games with it only costing �299.99 on the day of release. Which is the twentieth of January 2003? The many games that are released can be seen on other consoles such as the PS2 Including games like the James bond series and wrestling games�
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