British Bulldog VS. Mr T
(Mr T is coming around slowly)
Mr T:....oh...jibba jabba......you aint seen no invisible dog foo'...ahhh..my chains is pure gold suckah..ohhh mah head....where am I ? Where is my van?.......Damn that Willie Thorne...He gots to pay!
Stephen Hendry: Jesus.....Willie you nearly broke my jaw with that last flake of the cue!
Willie Thorne: Silence........(Willie hits Stephen Hendry with a glass jug of water)...now my plan to become Divine Overlord Ruler of the Galaxy is coming together nicely..........This reminds me of my epic battle with Graeme Dott in the first round of the Hamilitons Bakery Invitational in Surrey last year.  We fought right to the end but Dott clinched the final frame to leave it 8-1.....
Stephen Hendry: (Picking broken glass out of his face)........Hey.... that one really hurt
Willie Thorne: Silence!.... Get my hair oil from the bathroom......and while your're about it get my mahogany cue from the snooker room..... it's time to teach  Mr T a lesson....now as I was saying... I had just left the cueball down among the pack.............which was unfortunate considering that I had just missed the preceding pot....
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