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| Comedy Club Manchester 1997 Announcer: Please put your hands together for the comedy stylings of Davey Smith Davey: Thank you....thank you!...............(crackle)..........So there were this chicken right Heckler: You SUCK Davey! Davey: Quiet you! now where were I........(crackle).......oh yeah the chicken and there were this road Heckler: Get Off! Get Off! Davey: Right come 'ere ya bastard i'll be showin you no mercy! (Davey Boy powerslams the Heckler through the bar counter).............police sirens audible in distance. Davey: Fuck!......The Rozzers!.....I'd better scarper!........See you in Hell!...(Manical Laughter)....Can Anyone Lend Me Bus Fare?.............You know i'm good for it! |
| Bulldog's Comedy Improv Backfires |
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| Bulldog And Stu Hart Arm-Wrestle. Stu: Got Ya!............... Thats 15p You Owe Me Now Davey: I weren't ready...........Can I fix you up next week....I'm having a few cash-flow problems Stu: Pay Up you cheap Son Of A Bitch! (Stu proceeds to batter Davey with the monitor) Davey: 'elp!......... 'elp!........'arry lad! |
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| Davey Turns To Modeling Womens Lingerie To Make Ends Meet : Davey: Aye thats right Oprah!.... This new sports bra gives me the support i need while still remaining attractive! |
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