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Dead-Alive
Gore:5/5
nudity:2/5
Pace:5/5
wierd:5/5
scary:1/5
story:3/5
overall:5/5
The story starts out with a samatran rat monkey being taken from its native land. it soon winds up at the new zealand zoo. we find out that it is cursed and if it bites you, you turn into a zombie. thats when we meat lionel and paquita who have just started a relationship. lionel takes paquita to the zoo where the monkey is at. Lionel's needy and overall evil mother follows them too spy on them on there first date. she soon gets bitten by the rat monkey forcing Lionel too take her home and care for her. her state gets worse and worse as she turns slowly into a zombie. she then bites her nurse causing the nurse to also turn into a zombie, the nurse bites someone else, someone else bites someone else and so on and so on. forcing poor Lionel too stop the huge mess while trying to protect little paquita from his terrible situation

"GORIEST FRIGHT FILM OF ALL TIME"  i saw on the cover, wow i thought, this should be interesting. so i bought it. was it the goriest fright film of all time? Hell yes! it was. i have most definitly never seen more disgusting scenes in a horror movie as this one. scene after scene of repulsive gut wrenching gore is what this one was filled with. believe the hipe! enough with the gore lets talk about the film itself. the movie was fantastic mixing disgusting gore, comedy and romance. the film really couldnt get much better. so if you have ever wanted to see someones intestines come alive, or if you have wanted to see someone eat there own ear or hell, if you wanted to see someone drink puss, either way this movie is for you.

Gore: this is pretty self explanitory but hey, ill indulge you with some of the grotesque scenes. we get puss drinking, head splitting,dog eating,intestines fighting,blender using, baby beating, zombie sex, grave pissing, and much much more

Nudity: none to get excited about except for a scene where Lionels zombie mom turns into a super xombie mom and she is completely nude

Pace:great pacew with nonstop action

scary: not at all, it is acctualy a horror comedy if that helps at all

Story:: funny story that will have you laghing,crying and vomiting

overall hey, what is there to say while watching someone kill 50 zombies with a lawn mower besides beauty
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