Gore:3/5
Nudity:2/5
Pace:3/5
Scary:2/5
Story:1/5
Overall:1/5
i hate mainstream cinema. why? you ask. because in mainstream cinema you can exploit and ruin horror movie classics with teeny boppers and a pointless story. in mainstream cinema you can have kung fu hip hoppers that beat up the most vicious murderer in the world....and live! that is some of the many many reasons i hate mainstream cinema. So our friend Michael kills that bitch sister of his "Laurie Strode" BOOM!!! the movie should have stopped right there and went to the opening credits. for 20+ years michael has been trying to kill that bitch and now he did. so what reason does he have to keep on killing? Thats right! our good friend mainstream cinema! fuck mainstream cinema! and fuck Busta rhymes!
Gore: yeah we get some cool decapitations, some stabbings, slit throats etc. i would have loooooved to see that idiot busta rhymes get his fuckin insides ripped out but ofcourse he didnt. WHY? because he is black
Nudity: we get a pair of acceptional tits from some hotty blonde
Pace: the pace is the only thing worth bragging about here. it goes on a very fast pace
Scary: the atmosphere is tottaly weak and the whole Michael lives underground thing didnt excite me. howefoor we do get some scenes that jump out at you
Story: terrible! Michael myers+reality show. No way!
Overall: very bad, it gave me a headache trying to think of something good, (my headache hasnt stopped) fuck this movie