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| Who is Ranny Forsythe? The Engima begins here. |
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| For a better part of ten years, people have been asking that question. Who is Ranny Forsythe? This website will hopefully answers those questions and more. |
| Ranny Forsythe was born in Cleveland, Ohio after the war. His mom and dad, although later regretting it, let Ranny and his sisters eat paint chips and hang on the electrical wires. Those experiences, coupled with the fact that Ranny was born without a functioning brain, led to Ranny's dropping out of school after sixth grade and moving out to Los Angeles and working the night shift at the local Citgo. |
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| From there, Ranny took up Asian photo voyeurism. Spending many a day touring San Franisco and Chinatown, Ranny became a legend in the underground world of amateur Asian photography. He also racked up quite a record of arrests. This however did not deter Ranny. Oh no. |
| By Ranny Forsythe |
| Who Is He? |
| Following a six month stay in the county jail, Ranny finally got his big break. Taking over for the injured Scott Baio, Ranny went in the suit as the Emmy winning Alf role in the NBC tv show, "The Alf Show." |
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| After twelve years of winning Emmys and breaking hearts, Ranny set his sights on Luke Perry. Literally. Ranny became Luke's number one stalker from the years 1995-1998, with twelve convicted trespassing citations and over a hundred different type of restraining orders. When reached for comment Perry replied, "No it is not flattering to receive love notes from a 300 lb half-witted retard. Get out of here." |
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| So what is Ranny doing now? Well the Enigma is hiding out, riding out those restraining orders and plotting his next big move. However, one thing is for sure. We can only hold our breath in wait! |
| "Get that battleship away from my foot medicine you bow legged bastard."- from an interview with Ranny in 1996. |
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