| ::Friendship:: Words and music by Cole Porter Judy: If you're ever in a jam, here I am Johnny: If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S. Judy: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail Both: It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot Judy: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig Johnny: If you're ever down a well, ring my bell Judy: And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me Johnny: A-yes-sir-ee If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine Both: It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgate Johnny: Gate? Both: Ours will still be great Johnny: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck Judy: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise Johnny: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose Judy: And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain Both: It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgit Ours will still be it Judy: A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep Johnny: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind Judy: And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt Johnny: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh Both: It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof hep-hep-hep a-chuck-chuck-chuck a-dig-dig-dig Good evening friends! |