Reminiscing…

          After the elaborate announcement and countless martinis the group ended up back at the apartment. The martinis were replaced with pizza and beer and the conversation went from "so how are you" to "do you remember when?"
          "My boobs were the most played with," Caroline chuckled.
          "So, my dick has had more focus than me," Ryan retorted.
          "That's because it’s wittier than you," Greg jeered.
          "It’s where his best ideas come from," Brad chimed in.
          "Oh haha," Ryan scorned.
          "Actually I think you'll find that's Tony," Josie piped up.
          "I have to agree," Tony giggled.
          "I've been the most naked clothed," Colin laughed.
          "I think it’s a tie between myself and Colin for bald jokes made," Clive chimed in.
          "Well I rock because I can play all the instruments myself," Richard proclaimed.
          "Yes but can you play them all at once," Brad mused.
          Richard gave him a dirty look.
          The energy of the room fell, but soon lifted again when Caroline squealed, "Do you remember when we had to do ballet, Greg, and you made me grab your crotch?"
          "How could I forget such a special moment in our relationship," Greg smiled.
          "I remember when you grabbed me," Tony chimed in.
          "And hence my previous statement," Josie sneered, grinning at Tony.
          "Not everything in my life revolves around my penis…my most memorable moment was when Ryan had to be a baby learning to walk," Tony announced and giggled at the memory.
          Ryan, who had been grabbing another beer, began to re-enact the skit and had everyone in stitches.
          "Go on Ry…what's your most memorable moment?" Chip asked.
          "Man, you expect me to remember?" Ryan paused and thought for a moment. "The only thing that really sticks in my mind is that bloody orange plaid shirt I wore."
          "THE NEON LOVE CHICKEN," everyone squealed and fell into laughter.
          "God we wore some horrendous things," Steve chuckled.
          "I say everyone name your worst," Brad declared.
          "All those shirts that made me look like a dentist," Steve chuckled.
          "I have to say the ties don't I," Clive mused.
          "Everything," Joise sniggered. "Makes me cringe…all of it."
          "A striped shirt in varying shades of purple," Richard smiled.
          "A burnt orange, satin, paisley number," Greg cringed.
          "I'm with Josie…all of it," Chip grinned.
          "I remember distinctly a shirt that had different coloured roses on it, that I wore with skin tight jeans and sneakers," Brad cackled.
          "Horrible, horrible beige jumpers," Colin laughed.
          "Plaid…I always worse brightly coloured plaid," Niall grimaced.
          "I actually didn't mind what I wore," Caroline smiled.
          The attention turned to Tony.
          "I think I'll have to go with those pants that split."
          "What about that green velvet jacket?" Ryan piped up.
          "Or those tartan trousers," Josie added.
          "I think we should hunt down who dressed us and ritually kill them," Greg announced.
          Everyone agreed.
          "Well if we have this much fun on the show, I'll be happy," Josie announced.
          "Hey if we can get drunk before every show I'll be happy," Brad laughed.
          "You lot don't need to drink to be completely mad," Clive perked. "I better get going," he added.
          "I'll call you a cab," Greg offered and disappeared out of the room.
          "So, Monday it all gets underway," Ryan chirped.
          "Is that too soon?" Clive asked.
          "No, quicker we get the tapings done quicker we get back to our families," Colin chimed in.
          "Have any of you spoken to Drew or Wayne since you left?" Clive asked.
          There was a unified "no."
          "You should…don't be childish," Clive stated.
          "Thanks for the advice Dad," Brad chided.
          "It's all about burning bridges," Clive added.
          "And a stich in time saves nine," Chip perked.
          "Cabs on its way Mr A," Greg perked, sauntering back into the room.
          "I'm serious…Ryan, you have to work with Drew, don't blame him, it’s not really his fault and Wayne has done nothing wrong either," Clive said sternly, making the guys feel like they were kids being lectured by the headmaster at school.
          Clive then said his goodbyes and left.
          "Better play nice boys," Caroline smiled.
          "I'll play nice when Drew apologises," Ryan huffed.
          "You know, scientific studies show men don't reach an emotional maturity older than a 15 year old," Josie mused to Caroline.
          "Do too," Colin whined.
          "Yeah," Greg added.
          Joise and Caroline looked at each other and nodded.
 
 

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