Special Agent Slattery…

          "Well this is it," Colin perked as he and Ryan approached a large, posh apartment building.
          "Great, and how do you propose we get in…it’s got more security than a Texas Penitentiary," Ryan scorned.
          "We're the world's greatest improvers…I'm sure we'll think of something," Colin said pointedly.
          They wandered into the foyer and were descended upon by a security guard.
          "Wot you doin' here?" he grumbled, crossing his arms.
          "Hi, I'm Sunny Skies…I'm an agent back in LA…this is Ryan Stiles from The Drew Carey Show…" Colin said calmly.
          The security guard looked at Ryan. "Shit! It is 'im…." he gasped.
          Ryan smiled. "Want an autograph?" he mused.
          The security guard hurried back to his desk and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen, which he thrust into Ryan's hands.
          "Anyway…we're here to speak to Mr Slattery about a part in the show…you wouldn't mind would you?" Colin piped up while the security guard was star struck.
          "No, go ahead…sixth floor," replied the security guard waving gingerly.
          Colin and Ryan rushed over to the elevator, and were soon standing outside Tony Slattery's door. Colin knocked loudly and they waited.
          "Maybe he's not in," Ryan shrugged.
          "Oh he's in," Colin breathed as the door swung open.
          "OHMYGOD," Tony squealed. "Colin, Ryan what are you doing here? Come in, come in," he babbled, moving aside to let them in.
          "Nice apartment," Ryan smiled, scanning the room.
          "Stuff the apartment…what are you doing here?" Tony beamed.
          "We're on a mission…" Colin began as he took a seat on a large, black leather couch.
          "Ohh sounds intriguing…I'll make us some tea and you can tell me all about it," Tony chirped and disappeared into the kitchen.
          "What is it with the British and tea?" Ryan grumbled.
          Colin shook his head and shrugged his shoulders.
          Several minutes later Tony returned, poured them all a cup of tea and got himself comfortable in black, leather armchair that matched the sofa.
          "So tell me about the mission," he said excitedly.
          "I'm going to resurrect Whose Line…" Colin announced.
          Tony's mouth fell open. "How?" he asked.
          "I'm recruiting the best improvisers I know and we're going to hijack a television studio and broadcast Whose Line to the whole of America," Colin replied proudly.
          "And how is it going to get Whose Line back exactly?" Tony asked curiously.
          "The station will get flooded with calls begging for it to be recommissioned and the network will realise what a horrible mistake they've made by axing the show and how fantastic their ratings will be if they put it back on," Colin replied without taking a breath.
          "Although your plan is full of holes and will probably get us arrested and ruin our careers…I love it…" Tony giggled.
          "So you're in?" Colin chuckled.
          "With you all the way darling," Tony smiled and then burst out giggling again. "So who else have you recruited?" he added.
          "Josie and Steve…." Colin paused. "You know Richard Vranch don't you?" he asked.
          "Yes…why?" Tony asked suspiciously.
          "We're going to need someone to do the improvised music," Colin nodded.
          "What about Laura Hall?" Ryan piped up.
          "I said I want the elite," Colin hissed.
          Ryan sunk back on the couch and Tony looked quite bewildered.
          After several cups of tea, Colin excused himself, as he left the room Tony leaned forward to get closer to Ryan.
          "Since when was he so bloody devious?" he asked.
          "Since he realised hair loss doesn't run in his family…it sprints," Ryan mused.
          Tony began to giggle again but then hushed himself and Colin returned and looked at both him and Ryan strangely.
 
 

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